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| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 5:37am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Mr Troll: Its too flat anyways  |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:56am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Majestic Satan... You give us the power to trample the remnants of Christianity that are left in this world. Fill us with your essence, And let it run through our veins, our souls, our minds... our entire being. We trample on the cross... we spit upon the book of lies... we desecrate the virgin LovePeddler. Forever standing proud against the Abrahamic god, We blaspheme his holy spirit and laugh at his suffering. We inspire those in shackles to break free from his tyrant ways, By enticing them to take that precious bite so they will be delivered forevermore. You are the mighty one, Lord Satan, And you have bestowed upon us the knowledge that has made us what we are today. We hail your name, and stand strong with you for all eternity, As you inspire us to complete the work you have for us. We are warriors for you in this world and beyond Standing up to our enemies and yours alike. We honour you through our words, our actions, and our thoughts; And each day that we live upon this earth, may we grow stronger in our love for you. You are our Father, our Teacher, our Muse, our Everything, And we have taken your mark in dedication. The universe will know that we are yours; So place your mighty hand upon us, and lead us further down your infernal path. Hail Satan! 1 Like |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by ayet15(m): 8:04am On Sep 30, 2013 |
I love that |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 9:32am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Mr Troll & Ishilove, please carry on! Luciferus von Satanus is pleased. |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 10:14am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Ishilove:  How long did you pull your hair this time?  |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 11:11am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Mr Troll:Huh? I don't follow  |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 11:12am On Sep 30, 2013 |
nnofaith: is troll and alfa same person?! Nope.. |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 11:13am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Who are the jobless people that liked Mr Troll's post sef?  |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 11:20am On Sep 30, 2013 |
Ishilove: Who are the jobless people that liked Mr Troll's post sef?Pls spare the poor remaining hairs on your head biko. They're innocent, blame the jobless people |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Judas2013: 11:22am On Sep 30, 2013 |
I can see this thread is gaining momentum.....nice! |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:07pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Ishilove: Who are the jobless people that liked Mr Troll's post sef? I did. It was Satanically brutal. 2 Likes |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 12:15pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Mr Troll: Pls spare the poor remaining hairs on your head biko. They're innocent, blame the jobless people
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| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 12:16pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:  |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 1:19pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Ishilove: dayum! That looks like LB. |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 2:39pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Judas2013: I can see this thread is gaining momentum.....nice! E better pass the non-Christian thread.. because one guy like that no dey here dey find wahala with Alfa lovely dame... 1 Like |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by ajaoabeey(m): 5:13pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
may GOD forgive us 4 all our sins j man look's like gay throughly |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:27pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
ajao.abeey: the signs are there. |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 1:07am On Oct 01, 2013 |
Hey Alfa, we now have the Deactivate button. You can now deactivate your other 20 monikers  |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by texanomaly(f): 1:18am On Oct 01, 2013 |
Alfa, this video made me think of you. You'll know why when you see it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq3t4gwlzFQ&sns=em |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:47am On Oct 01, 2013 |
texanomaly: Alfa, this video made me think of you. You'll know why when you see it. Haha. Not me anyway. I'm a very cool suit and tie guy even though I have me some Satanic tatoos. Is that your pic on your profile? |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:50am On Oct 01, 2013 |
Mr Troll: Hey Alfa, we now have the Deactivate button. You can now deactivate your other 20 monikers That would be unsatanic. |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 9:01am On Oct 01, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:how? Does satan encourage trolling? |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:20am On Oct 01, 2013 |
Mr Troll: how? Does satan encourage trolling? Satan wants us to be ready for any eventuality. |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 9:47am On Oct 01, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:hehehe. Cool guy! |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:02pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
After years of struggle, I no longer have to fight my inner demons. I'm on their side now. 1 Like |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 12:15pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: After years of struggle, I no longer have to fight my inner demons. I'm on their side now.Come on, sweerie, let's head to the Synagogue Church of all Nations  |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:22pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Ishilove: to do what exactly? |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 12:24pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:It's a surprise |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by nnofaith: 12:38pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:let me spell it out for you E.X.C.O.R.C.I.S.M! |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:38pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Ishilove: Went to church last sunday. Nobody tried to sodomize me but they did scream at me in latin and threw water at me. |
| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:46pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
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| Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Ishilove: 12:58pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:Has anyone ever tried to sodomise you? |
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