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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Lionpikin(m): 5:37pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Give yourself to Satan and be free from slavery....Ave Satanas.... 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 6:29pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
When i'm bored i come here to laugh good job Alfa. I like the way you reply some people. . . 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:50pm On Sep 23, 2013 |
Everything you have been murmuring or shouting for can be yours if only you can accept and use the Satanic powers inside of you. 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Jman06(m): 12:20am On Sep 24, 2013 |
All hail lord lucifer! 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Lionpikin(m): 5:36am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Lord Lucifer, we thank you for keeping us alive to see another day despite what your enemies are planning, you keep on protecting us....goodmorning to you my fellow satanists...Ave Satanas... 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:25am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: Everything you have been murmuring or shouting for can be yours if only you can accept and use the Satanic powers inside of you. Good work bro. I know it wasnt easy getting this thread on the map. I'm impressed by your perseverance 2 Likes |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:57am On Sep 24, 2013 |
1 Be gracious to me, Satan, be gracious to me, for I take refuge in You. I will seek refuge in the shadow of Your wings until danger passes. 2 I call to Satan Most High, to Lucifer who fulfills His purpose for me. 3 He reaches up from hell and saves me, challenging the one who tramples me. Ave! Satan sends His faithful love and truth. 4 I am surrounded by lions; I lie down with those who devour men. Their teeth are spears and arrows; their tongues are sharp swords. 5 Satan, be exalted; let Your glory be over the whole earth. 6 They prepared a net for my steps; I was despondent. They dug a pit ahead of me, but they fell into it! Ave! 7 My heart is confident, Satan, my heart is confident. I will sing; I will sing praises. 8 Wake up, my soul! Wake up, harp and lyre! I will wake up the dawn. 9 I will praise You, Lord, among the peoples; I will sing praises to You among the nations. 10 For Your faithful love is as high as the heavens; Your faithfulness reaches the clouds. 11 Satan, be exalted above the heavens; let Your glory be over the whole earth. 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:13am On Sep 24, 2013 |
Maybe Tomorrow Maybe tomorrow, I will paint a picture... as the fire deep inside craves expression. Maybe I will embrace the Serpent’s wisdom... as it is the cornerstone of who I am. Maybe I will rise from the ashes like Phenex... as the past is dead, and can never keep me down. Maybe I will make a difference in someones life... as it can change the world. Maybe I will travel to an unknown location... as treasures can be found in the unlikeliest of places. Maybe I will allow him into my heart... because the Ancient Dragon is my Creator and my Destroyer. Maybe tomorrow, I will perform a special ritual... as the Serpent gave the world a gift when he slithered in the garden. Maybe I shall write the book I was meant to write... so the unknown will become known. Maybe I will change my circumstances… and manifest my Will despite what happens to me. Maybe I will break the shackles that bind me... as one should never give up. Maybe I will unleash the Dragon within... as darkness is the foundation, and through it, the truth is found. Maybe I will learn to dance... as I am loved by those who matter to me. Maybe tomorrow, I will listen to the philosophical words of Paimon... as they lead to an understanding of all that is. Maybe I will take a new course... as learning is limitless, and stagnation the greatest enemy. Maybe I will share what matters to me... as battles can't always be won, yet the war for truth should always be fought. Maybe I shall spread my wings and fly... as freedom is everything. Maybe I will petition Vassago about what the future holds... as it is never too late to change direction. Maybe tomorrow I will... But my Lord Satan says... why not today? 3 Likes |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 3:18pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
^^^ dne emit sgniht. The lord is my sheperd sha. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:04pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Bestow upon me, Satan, the characteristics of the Dragon. Overwhelming strength, vanquishing all weakness. Uncompromising power, to manifest my Will. A fierce presence, in the face of my enemies. Dreadfully protective, a shield for those I care about. May its fire burn in my spirit, keeping the black flame bright. 2 Likes |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:31pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
Satan on top. 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by MrTroll(m): 12:25am On Sep 25, 2013 |
I thought there was freedom of speech here? Why the hidden posts 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 6:44am On Sep 25, 2013 |
are Martians allowed on this thread? |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:48am On Sep 25, 2013 |
aManFromMars: are Martians allowed on this thread? As you have posted, you have become one of us and thus are very much welcome. May Satan bless you. 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:50am On Sep 25, 2013 |
Mr Troll: I thought there was freedom of speech here? Why the hidden posts Trigger happy mods. Maybe they are tired of protecting their weak jesus and now think that Almighty Satan needs their protection as well. Sorry mods, Satan don't need you to protect him. He can take care of himself unlike your gods. 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by edoyad(m): 7:58am On Sep 25, 2013 |
Is satan male, female or Herm ? Is it hetero or Bi ? Does it have sex and is it the Hetero, Homo or Bisexual kind ? Details please |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:06am On Sep 25, 2013 |
edoyad: Is satan male, female or Herm ? Satan can be whatever He wants to be. 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by edoyad(m): 8:16am On Sep 25, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: You have answered me already ? Now my second question is, how can he make rich beyond my wildest dreams ? |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:09am On Sep 25, 2013 |
edoyad: It is so simple it boggles the mind why people accept poverty fostering religions. Just keep Satan's commandments and riches will overflow. His principles are simple: love yourself. put yourself first. If you can do this, then riches will come. 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 9:10am On Sep 25, 2013 |
This satanic dude means business oo. |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:13am On Sep 25, 2013 |
RationalDude: This satanic dude means business oo. Satan sees you. Greetings. 2 Likes |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 9:13am On Sep 25, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer:Hahahahahahahahaha |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:54am On Sep 25, 2013 |
Satan does not fear humanity. Satan does not fear science Satan does not demand that you worship him. Satan will never threaten you with everlasting torture. Satan does not judge you. Satan does not demand that you give him your money Satan doesn't require a day of laziness from you Satan will not confuse you with contradicting rules Satan will not require impossible tasks from you Satan's love is free Satan wants you to have knowledge and be wise Satan wants you to have all the pleasures and riches you can in this life Come to Him today. You can't go wrong with Satan 2 Likes |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by Nobody: 10:23am On Sep 25, 2013 |
Breathtakingly beautiful and very creative odes to Satan you've been spewing out..... humorous thread tho 1 Like |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by tuagbo: 1:47pm On Sep 25, 2013 |
THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS ME! THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS ME!! THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS!!!...AVE SATANAS!!! |
Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by tuagbo: 1:47pm On Sep 25, 2013 |
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Re: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by RationalDude(m): 3:00pm On Sep 25, 2013 |
*yawn* *hiss* When will Satan finally be locked up in the bottomless pit? |
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