Well OK, maybe 101 was a bit of an
exaggeration but follow these suggestions and
you will stand a good chance of not getting
pregnant...
Don't have sex without a condom - If you do
you will not only stand a good chance of
getting pregnant you will also be at risk of
catching a nasty sexually transmitted
infection!
Don't miss a daily contraceptive pill - It is
advisable to use condoms and the pill together.
However, if you do just use the pill you will risk
pregnancy if you forget to take one or more. If
this happens, you must use condoms and the
pill for the rest of the pill cycle.
Don't take your daily contraceptive pill at
irregular times - This lowers the effectiveness of
the pill so you should always take it at the
same time each day.
Don't have unprotected sex during your period
- A lot of people think that whilst you are on
your period you can't get pregnant... that is
totally wrong! So work on the assumption that
there is never a "safe time" to have
unprotected sex.
Don't think pulling out before expulsion can
prevent pregnancy - Treat a joystick like a
loaded gun... it's always dangerous, so protect
it with a condom at all times!
Don't think that it's OK to rub an unprotected
joystick around the outside of a womanliness -
It's still possible for some sperm to get inside.
Don't allow either partner's fingers to touch his
joystick then enter her womanliness - even
before expulsion some sperm can be present.
Don't let fingers that have touched a joystick
touch the outside of a condom - sperm could
be transferred to the condom and then get
inside the womanliness.
Don't leave a joystick inside a womanliness too
long after expulsion - It is always best to
withdraw straight after expulsion as a common
cause for condoms coming off inside is when
the joystick has gone down and the condom is
no longer a tight fit.
Don't have sex if you think all this is too much
to remember! - It's easy to make a mistake in
the heat of the moment so make sure this
knowledge is second nature so you don't have
to think about it!
And finally...
Never underestimate the power of sperm... a
small drop of Fluid on the end of a man's
joystick carries enough sperm to fertilise all the
women in Columbia! In case your geography is
not that hot, we are talking around 18 million
babies!

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