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101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by jammyunn(m): 12:01am On Feb 24, 2015
Well OK, maybe 101 was a bit of an exaggeration but follow these suggestions and you will stand a good chance of not getting pregnant...

Don't have sex without a condom - If you do you will not only stand a good chance of getting pregnant you will also be at risk of catching a nasty sexually transmitted infection!

Don't miss a daily contraceptive pill - It is advisable to use condoms and the pill together. However, if you do just use the pill you will risk pregnancy if you forget to take one or more. If this happens, you must use condoms and the pill for the rest of the pill cycle.

Don't take your daily contraceptive pill at irregular times - This lowers the effectiveness of the pill so you should always take it at the same time each day.

Don't have unprotected sex during your period - A lot of people think that whilst you are on your period you can't get pregnant... that is totally wrong! So work on the assumption that there is never a "safe time" to have unprotected sex.

Don't think pulling out before ejaculation can prevent pregnancy - Treat a penis like a loaded gun... it's always dangerous, so protect it with a condom at all times!

Don't think that it's OK to rub an unprotected penis around the outside of a vagina - It's still possible for some sperm to get inside.

Don't allow either partner's fingers to touch his penis then enter her vagina - even before ejaculation some sperm can be present.

Don't let fingers that have touched a penis touch the outside of a condom - sperm could be transferred to the condom and then get inside the vagina.

Don't leave a penis inside a vagina too long after ejaculation - It is always best to withdraw straight after ejaculation as a common cause for condoms coming off inside is when the penis has gone down and the condom is no longer a tight fit.

Don't have sex if you think all this is too much to remember! - It's easy to make a mistake in the heat of the moment so make sure this knowledge is second nature so you don't have to think about it!

Don't have sex at all! - yeah, this is actually the safest and best option.

And finally...
Never underestimate the power of sperm... a small drop of semen on the end of a man's penis carries enough sperm to fertilise all the women in Colombia! In case your geography is not that hot, we are talking around 18 million babies!



www.youthoria.org

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Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by iceberylin(m): 12:02am On Feb 24, 2015
Postinor grin

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Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Sexystella: 12:03am On Feb 24, 2015
undecided

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Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by kelvine(m): 12:14am On Feb 24, 2015
Just imagine what investment nature has in us as men -just few mils of our precious fluid can make of us father of all Nations (read last sentence).

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Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by sheftyxz(m): 12:16am On Feb 24, 2015
Sexystella:
undecided
if I catch you. Your pussy go hear am grin
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Cutehector(m): 12:18am On Feb 24, 2015
Dnt touch a guy's boxers wen u r ovulating. grin unless u want pollen grains to transfer from his anther to your stigma grin

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Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by menix(m): 12:24am On Feb 24, 2015
@OP.. Pls add dis:
If u cumin in her hold ur breath, it will suffocate d lives in d sperm.. By Abraham Maslow





Won't be suprised 1 dead cell will quote mii saying thrash..

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Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by jammyunn(m): 12:31am On Feb 24, 2015
menix:
@OP.. Pls add dis:
If u cumin in her hold ur breath, it will suffocate d lives in d sperm.. By Abraham Maslow





Won't be suprised 1 dead cell will quote mii saying thrash..
you funny gan
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Nobody: 1:31am On Feb 24, 2015
most times I first try to wear a KwanDom but it won't slide down, then I realise it is upside down, I turn it upright and get it right.

the best way to avoid pregnancy for skindivers is by applying a pinch of loco balm at the tip of your rooster(according to Seeun).

well, do that and have a fulfilled sexercise
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Nobody: 1:32am On Feb 24, 2015
Sexystella:
undecided
hi Barbie. I luv your blackyarnsh oh!
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by woodfrank(m): 6:12am On Feb 24, 2015
I thought op tagged it '101' ways, maybe he meant '11'... Good write-up tho!
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Cutehector(m): 6:18am On Feb 24, 2015
woodfrank:
I thought op tagged it '101' ways, maybe he meant '11'... Good write-up tho!
too much of drinkn garri witout milk no dey make u see well grin
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Nobody: 6:42am On Feb 24, 2015
Cutehector:
Dnt touch a guy's boxers wen u r ovulating. grin unless u want pollen grains to transfer from his anther to your stigma grin
grin cheesy

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Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Cutehector(m): 6:43am On Feb 24, 2015
Nneka123:
grin cheesy
loooolz. Secondry skul dah year eh
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Nobody: 6:46am On Feb 24, 2015
Cutehector:
loooolz. Secondry skul dah year eh
yes that year....
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Cutehector(m): 6:48am On Feb 24, 2015
Nneka123:
yes that year....
lol whch year u knw say I dey talk abt
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Nobody: 6:52am On Feb 24, 2015
Cutehector:
lol whch year u knw say I dey talk abt
i no sabi the year. tell me
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Cutehector(m): 6:53am On Feb 24, 2015
Nneka123:
i no sabi the year. tell me
na im u come talk say yea dat year. Lol u no sabi d year wey u go secondary school?
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Nobody: 6:57am On Feb 24, 2015
Cutehector:
na im u come talk say yea dat year. Lol u no sabi d year wey u go secondary school?
lol, oh that.
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Movesz(m): 7:09am On Feb 24, 2015
We are gradually been americanised...

Immorality at its peak....

Girls are no longer shy talking about sex and how they use condom, fukk, etc..

Wild west......
















You know what that means More sex no love..
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by woodfrank(m): 7:30am On Feb 24, 2015
Cutehector:
too much of drinkn garri witout milk no dey make u see well grin

Odenson! Who is d blind garri-drinker btw d two of us now? Cuz d last tym I checked, d op wrote '101' ways n den he listed jes '11'
'ellaojukan tongue'
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by woodfrank(m): 7:32am On Feb 24, 2015
Cutehector:
too much of drinkn garri witout milk no dey make u see well grin

Oh sorry! I jes read d first sentence well. Buh u knw wat, it's too late and u r still an Odenson! grin
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by badassProdigy(m): 7:57am On Feb 24, 2015
I ya Fu hEar...
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Cutehector(m): 8:14am On Feb 24, 2015
Nneka123:
lol, oh that.
yups. I guess ur still schoolin
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Cutehector(m): 8:16am On Feb 24, 2015
woodfrank:


Oh sorry! I jes read d first sentence well. Buh u knw wat, it's too late and u r still an Odenson! grin
u see ur life. Receive sense. Take it

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Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Sexystella: 11:33am On Feb 24, 2015
shadowgwalker:
hi Barbie. I luv your blackyarnsh oh!

Thank you swirri
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Sexystella: 11:36am On Feb 24, 2015
shadowgwalker:
hi Barbie. I luv your blackyarnsh oh!

kiss your dp is nyc
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Sarimah(f): 11:39am On Feb 24, 2015
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:58am On Feb 24, 2015



...Or


Get screwed by an infertile male.
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Nobody: 12:05pm On Feb 24, 2015
Sexystella:


Thank you swirri
shadowgwalker:
hi Barbie. I luv your blackyarnsh oh!
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Qmab: 12:05pm On Feb 24, 2015
The guy should undergo vasectomy. Its perfect
Re: 101 Ways Not To Get Pregnant by Nobody: 12:06pm On Feb 24, 2015
Sexystella:


Thank you swirri
shadowgwalker:
hi Barbie. I luv your blackyarnsh oh!
Bastar.d lesbians..... Awon oloribu oshi

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