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Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:15am On Nov 17, 2013 |
labaks: Y'all should leave the Op alone. God is ready to use him to win souls into HIS kingdom. has god transfered his weakness to you? why you dey vex? Hehe. You people dey make me laugh. I have Satan that provides everything I want but you want me to abandon Him and go and beg a powerless being. What type of nonsense reasoning is that? The only prayer I pray to god constantly (and which you can join me to pray, maybe he'll listen to you) is to send to me his famed wrath. I have been asking for his wrath for years but the powerless thing just does nothing. Tell him I'm waiting. 1 Like |
Re: God Is Powerless by Nobody: 7:47pm On Nov 17, 2013 |
When u die then u will know God is powerful......good thing u believe thre is a God and u also know he created all things dats y u keep talking abt him... I am not judging u I am also a sinner I pray everyday so for God 2 4give me 4 my sins.... Bro I know u'r not 4rm ibo or 4rm nigeria I pray dat one day when u realize all ur mistake and ask for forgiveness Jesus christ will forgive u.. Because he is merciful.. I know there is a spirit making u do the things u do but I will never judge u one day mayb in hundred years time God will arrest u...God dnt rush when doing something one day u will see his wrath I am a very big sinner a mastuubator am addicted but still I hope one day Jesus will rescue me even today I stil say bro be bless. Bro be bless Bro be bless Jesus loves u very much Alfa Seltzer:When u die then u will know God is powerful......good thing u believe thre is a God and u also know he created all things dats y u keep talking abt him... I am not judging u I am also a sinner I pray everyday so for God 2 4give me 4 my sins.... Bro I know u'r not 4rm ibo or 4rm nigeria I pray dat one day when u realize all ur mistake and ask for forgiveness Jesus christ will forgive u.. Because he is merciful.. I know there is a spirit making u do the things u do but I will never judge u one day mayb in hundred years time God will arrest u...God dnt rush when doing something one day u will see his wrath I am a very big sinner a mastuubator am addicted but still I hope one day Jesus will rescue me even today I stil say bro be bless. Bro be bless Bro be bless Jesus loves u very much |
Re: God Is Powerless by David0(m): 8:53pm On Nov 17, 2013 |
Alfa Seltzer: If u believe thrs good n thrs evil, then ur communication with God just started. He knows ur name, in His time, u will know His name. |
Re: God Is Powerless by macof(m): 10:26pm On Nov 17, 2013 |
bonaventure73:Are u still hoping on Jesus? When will he rescue u? |
Re: God Is Powerless by macof(m): 10:27pm On Nov 17, 2013 |
David0: Save him the time and tell him God's name |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:09am On Nov 18, 2013 |
silent god as silent as jokes section mods as powerless as well is it because this is jokes section that they have jokes for mods? what is this thread doing here? |
Re: God Is Powerless by Nobody: 7:36am On Nov 18, 2013 |
When u type that name JESUS again u will fall and shout JESUS is LORD |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:59am On Nov 18, 2013 |
JESUS |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:00am On Nov 18, 2013 |
Satan is THE LORD |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:00am On Nov 18, 2013 |
bonaventure73: When u type that name JESUS again u will fall and shout JESUS is LORDBIG FAIL |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:24pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
Re: God Is Powerless by kulkris(m): 2:21pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
I cant believe a human being created in the likeness and image of God can write this@op......for your own good beta repent and accept Jesus christ cos u knw y?HELL ISNT A NICE PLACE TO SPEND ENTERNITY. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:36pm On Nov 19, 2013 |
kulkris: I cant believe a human being created in the likeness and image of God can write this@op......for your own good beta repent and accept Jesus christ cos u knw y?HELL ISNT A NICE PLACE TO SPEND ENTERNITY. Hell is the best place to spend eternity. |
Re: God Is Powerless by KOKOVIBEScom: 6:36am On Nov 20, 2013 |
@Op ..... Kai ȋ just pity U this morning, |
Re: God Is Powerless by tkpoint2(m): 8:29am On Nov 20, 2013 |
Did I hear u say "FOOL" why are u calling your fellow man such name. When Jesus himsef detest it. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:49am On Nov 20, 2013 |
KOKOVIBES.com: Do not pity me, rather pity yourself for thou art filled with iniquity. For thy brain rotteth in ignorance For thou art a coward For thou thinketh not for thineself For thou art like a parrot that repeteath words of its masters. For thou incarnateth uselessness. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:37am On Nov 24, 2013 |
maybe he's afraid that if he shows his face, I'd slap him. |
Re: God Is Powerless by MrTAnonymous(m): 9:56am On Nov 24, 2013 |
What/Who is the devil? christianity terms devil as the enemy of god who rules Hell,tempts people to sin. But how do you expect me to believe that Satan is the devil and not god doing all the evils. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:06am On Nov 24, 2013 |
Mr.T Anonymous: god already admitted he is an evil doer. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:15am On Nov 25, 2013 |
Another day. I'm still here. god, show thy power you useless tool. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:32am On Apr 15, 2018 |
Still here. |
Re: God Is Powerless by HarmonyJael(f): 9:54pm On May 06, 2018 |
AlfaSeltzer:. Dnt say dat dear, God is a sovereign nd supreme being. His powers are indescribable, nd unimaginable. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:46pm On May 06, 2018 |
HarmonyJael: Yet I am here. |
Re: God Is Powerless by HarmonyJael(f): 10:54pm On May 06, 2018 |
AlfaSeltzer:. U hv 2 b patient with him, he'll fix u 4 sure. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:00am On May 07, 2018 |
HarmonyJael: He needs to fix himself first. Come out from his hiding place. Do you know that if you believe, God can just stop existing for you as it did for me. |
Re: God Is Powerless by HarmonyJael(f): 2:12pm On May 07, 2018 |
AlfaSeltzer:. Ure jst being hard on urself. I jst pray u realise d true personality of d Supreme being. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:13pm On May 07, 2018 |
HarmonyJael: When you say pray, you mean you murmur to yourself? |
Re: God Is Powerless by HarmonyJael(f): 3:20pm On May 07, 2018 |
AlfaSeltzer:. Lolzz, funny u. If i want 2 look at it 4rm ur point of view. Yh, murmuring 2 mahself buh communicating 2 God. |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:47pm On May 07, 2018 |
HarmonyJael: IF I start murmuring to myself now, would I be communicating with your God? |
Re: God Is Powerless by HarmonyJael(f): 9:20pm On May 07, 2018 |
AlfaSeltzer:. Chill! Hope u are nt delibrately getting on mah nerves oo |
Re: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:23pm On May 07, 2018 |
HarmonyJael: Nerves. This is what happens when one follows a powerless God. |
Re: God Is Powerless by HarmonyJael(f): 12:00am On May 09, 2018 |
AlfaSeltzer: AlfaSeltzer:. Suit yaself, my God z NT POWERLESS. |
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