SMOKING gays, was like wat d f***

desgiezd: AMA KIP KIP

The grandfather of them all!!!
I loathe this slogan with a passion!!!

My friend bought me dis lovely t-shirt dress recently and I had to turn it to indoor cloths cos its boldly written "Kiss me please"on d bossom,I love d top but its embrassing.and I hate cloths with skull or danger logos or pics they scare me.

Am kind of WOW when a girl of 23years wear a cloth that I GAT NO BOYFRIEND is written on it

Saw this one in a movie*the girl with the dragon tattoo* Bleep you, you fucking duck.

Saw dis on a woman 'dear man i dnt come 4rm ya rib, you came 4rm my Vagin.a

Back in the university days. Used to wear a T-shirt with the inscription "my girlfriend is outta town" when going hunting.. That shiiit did magic mehn couple with my mojo of course...

Saw this one: 'I FIRED MY BOSS' and i was like 'who go come pay you?'
I love Nigeria, too many characters.

I hate dis designer 'FADED GLORY'. Its found mostly on pant labels

A girl i once had a crush on wore a T-shirt which states " WILL YOU MARRY ME " and i was like, is she referring to me? i better go and find a T-shirt with YES written on it.

And this....

Messilo: "My money grows like grass" the guy that wore the shirt is begging me---------------to give him garri and money to buy kulikuli to drink it!

Messilo: "My money grows like grass" the guy that wore the shirt is begging me---------------to give him garri and money to buy kulikuli to drink it!

Messilo: "My money grows like grass" the guy that wore the shirt is begging me---------------to give him garri and money to buy kulikuli to drink it!

Hilarious

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And this

Straight up

THe caption my money grow like a grass is misundastood. it does say u d reader, money grow like a grass. not d person wearing it, so nxt tyme u were ask 4 help do not refused "em.u personalise it my money not theirs.

Have seen T-shirts in red with bold white inscription. "Red Devils" I see it not funny but weird.

Well i stil rememba bak den 'OBAMA BABE' nd am lyk aba boiz sha

simpleseyi:

Real Muslims love Jesus, just as the Holy Quran commands us. Unfortunately, Christains hate Prohet Mohammed. God will help us all.

I dont think christians hate Mohammed, we just dont know him. Ur quran tells u abt Jesus, our bible has no mention of mohammed so we r nt in a position to love or hate.
I am sure muslims dont love obatala or amadioha or d buddist God, cos u werent instructed abt dem.
So Just love Jesus as instructed n dont use it as a yardstick.

av got a nice fitted top dat 'free hug ' was written at the front..d moment my dad saw it on me he told me neva to wear it agian...he said it doesnt tel gud ov me...vex catch me ehhhh...

Here...

"My sisters went to London and all they got me was this stupid shirt"

"Single" at the front then "but not searching" at the back

"shakira" when the person is not named.

Lov dis 1

fuckluv: My sister has one lovely top with an inscription "Call Me Miss Problem"

The day she put it on, with the kind of pity-like-stares coming her way, nobody tell her to dispose it

Hehehe ... U r here again ... Lol

Saw this;
HEVEN DONT WANT ME,
HELL IS AFRAID I MIGHT TAKE OVER.

Wiz-Prince:
"My Oga At The Top"

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Like seriously ...... Obama n oga at d top?

I am a rear gem, fartpham, saw two okada men wearing tees with those words.

R.I.P to those who hate to see me succeed

ms_pee: "My money grows like grass". Really? And you are begging for money to complete your transport fare at the park? go and pluck your money na

"Take me". to where kwa?

"I'm a b!tch". Of course I know you are.

"I will f^%k your man". Ogbeni, you dey craze?

I find all these funny write-ups very disturbing. No sane person would want to put on clothes that attracts silly attention. Imagine someone looking at your chest and smiling.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

I only Bleep beautiful ladies!!! Gosh, when I saw this on a kid body, I kip asking my sef D̶̲̥̅̊ message dt his parent ɑ̣̣̝̇̇я̣̣̥ǝ̥̥ trying to pass on to him!

jungle-j:
Another one that makes no sense to me is the one with, "JUST DID IT". Very common.

did the top say "JUST DID IT" OR "JUST DO IT"? Cos the latter is the Nike slogan
But the one that i saw that trips me the most was a girl with a tee saying "i love 69" i bet u a million bucks she has no clue what a "69" is

watz 69 den.