I once had a shirt with this inscription...

"Hey I would be back in 5sec but if I'm not back read this message again"

Something like "life is a joke"

bestcindy: watz 69 den.

Its a sex position dummy.........

You give her head and she give you head too..
Its also called give and take

I will trade my boyfriend for candy.

''DON'T TELL MY MOM''

I once had one


'you look like my next ex-girlfriend'

wonderful

HIP HOP..............................BITCH...........................YMCMB..........................MY MONEY GROWS LYK GRASS

So embarazing seeing some closed to me wearing such shirt. I once got a shirt wit diz write up "AM AM EVIL TWIN" imediately i turn it into rag.

Ma rum-mate has a singlet dat has "tonight am single" at d front n at d bak "wat are u waitin for"

+Buy This Man A Beer+
This was written on my inlaw's shirt d day we went 2 settle him and my aunt.




+I only drink beer on the days of the week with 'day' on it+

WHAT WE DID LAST NIGHT IS ON FACEBOOK

imagine

I once saw a girl wearin a shirt with d words"I may not be mrs. right but I will f^%k you till she shows up... Or ma neighbors shirt with the inscription "we love milfs"

In 1990, on my way to work with my fellow Engineer, we met a girl of about 16 years with an inscription on her tee ''Where no one has ever be?'' with an arrow pointing downward. My colleague asked her, 'How will I find out if it is true?''

My wife has a tee with the inscription ''I love to play Cat and Mouse game.'' LOL HEEELLLPPPP.

''Smile if you had it last night.''

''Can you do it on the RUG?''

LOL

One had "Alcoho and Calculus dont Mix, so Dont Drink and Derive."
thought it was nice for nice for engineering dudes like me.

In my first year, I had one that had "THINK U HAVE GOOD EYE SIGHT
then prove it and read this to the end
but why U are down there why dont U GIVE ME A B.LOWJOB"!
weird but I kept wearing it till my third year, before I gave it out...

Diz one got me crackin. ''ABEG ABEG ABEG'' Wenever my neighbour wants to av sex wit me. Diz is her wat she puts on.

I once saw a gurl wearin a shirt wit the incription "do i look lyk a people person".... i was thinking she didn't know hw to read

i used to put designs on my clothes while in highschool.
i used to do my clothes as well as my friends...some of the things we used
to put on our clothes mehn....

smh i always look back and laugh at our stupidity.

ms_pee: "My money grows like grass". Really? And you are begging for money to complete your transport fare at the park? go and pluck your money na

"Take me". to where kwa?

"I'm a b!tch". Of course I know you are.

"I will f^%k your man". Ogbeni, you dey craze?

I find all these funny write-ups very disturbing. No sane person would want to put on clothes that attracts silly attention. Imagine someone looking at your chest and smiling.

LMAO!

Lilimax: I hate seeing some weird inscriptions especially on children clothes.
Just imagine a child wearing a cloth with inscription: 'A little devil'
Awful isn't it?!

I've seen one wit d inscription "99% Devil" boldly written at the front, and "1% angel" written faintly at d back.

I once wore a cloth dat was boldly written dat GANGER IS GOOD FOR THE BODY, MIND AND SOUL.

charlesblaze: am available oo

Its past tense bro. I'm a married woman nw

This...

I've seen ''i luv pu.c''.
''obama girl'' ''my money grows like grass'',
'' ur mum taste gud''

was out to buy a top and one got d inscription 'I will tell your daddy' the shop keeper was trying to market the top to me and i told her I couldnt buy a top with such inscription then she said okay we also d one with 'i will tell your mummy' It really got me laughing. I av a classmate who had a shirt in d front 'SAME SAME' then at d bak 'BUT DIFFERENT' dat shirt made a lecturer name him SAMESAME.

ms_pee:

Thanks dear. God bless you!

Thank God. You too.

[quote author=DarryOsh]
Gosh! this is so common and annoying. I tot i had seen it all until the girls started wearing: "My beauty grows like rose"....i almost fainted[/quote...rotfl :Dh

I nearly once bought a t shirt with the inscription: "I used to be a good boy buy girls spoilt me".

Wow...my dad got me this shirt written "the trouble maker kid" on it...while co incidentally my elder sister who came home d following week got me another shirt written "here comes trouble" was funny then.......