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Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 8:13pm On Oct 31, 2013
Damex wey d charger nw? Abi u wan fall ma hand?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 8:24pm On Oct 31, 2013
Damex333: na you give am d degree?
u wan mah follow give u?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 8:26pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: i knw say u no fit give me fake informatua, for wic skul e get d degree?
you no knw university of Armed Robbers??
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:34pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: who u be gan? You be world class armed robber?



You wan knw who I be?

U go fit stand if I tel u?

I be like arm robber 4 ur eye?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:36pm On Oct 31, 2013
mincuu:

abeg, u fit modify ur post?

shey, na "ram" abi na "am"?

Modify say wetin happen?

You be 'ram' or you be 'am' ? grin

no be so dem dey pronounce 'pigeon' english?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:41pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
No b C1?

So u no fit still beg 4 charger witawt fone?

U wan knw hw i dey act?

How e take concern me hw u dey manage d fone??

How u take know? U be prophetess ni?

Na wetin I wan come use charger do wen phone no dey na?

U no wan tell me?

Why im no go concern u? U no be my pesinal pesin again?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:41pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
Hin no fit go anoda world?

which other world dey again?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:42pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
shey ah badt 4 ya eye?

You no badt before?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:43pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
check am well, u c eye 4 hin face?

You dey mind una two?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:44pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
who u be??
Na since wen u begin steal persn tin?

I no be Prince?

No be u be my mentor for those levels?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:46pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
na ur house kun b my new classroom??
U sure sey u wan mah kum ur house?


no be so e come be so? sad

Why u no go come? U no knw say u no go eva get ani tutor like me?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:47pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
y u wan teach me free of charge??
Abi u b father christmas?

Wetin concern u with that one? Abi u like pay me? U go fit pay me so?


So na Free Of Charge wen I talk dey bring this wahala so?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:48pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
u knw no sey hin get degree 4 robbery?

You wen be my mentor, u still dey expose my yanssh too?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:49pm On Oct 31, 2013
Damex333: na you give am d degree?

u dey mind that gal?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:50pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: i knw say u no fit give me fake informatua, for wic skul e get d degree?

The person go fit answer so? grin
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:52pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: Damex wey d charger nw? Abi u wan fall ma hand?

Jovanna? Jovanna? Jovanna?

Who tel u say Damex dey fall pesin hand?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:53pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony: u wan mah follow give u?

Why u go give am at all? tongue
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 8:54pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
you no knw university of Armed Robbers??

Hahahahahaha.. Damex no know am, How u take know am if u no be lecturer for there? grin
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 9:07pm On Oct 31, 2013
PretiEbony:
you no knw university of Armed Robbers??
where d skul dey na? Abi u sef dey lecture 4 there?
E<R>F:


Jovanna? Jovanna? Jovanna?

Who tel u say Damex dey fall pesin hand?
wetin concern u 4 me nd damex mater nw?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 9:14pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


The person go fit answer so? grin
y e no fit answer me?
E<R>F:


You wan knw who I be?

U go fit stand if I tel u?

I be like arm robber 4 ur eye?
wetin u get wey u wan talk? U be boko?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:15pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: where d skul dey na? Abi u sef dey lecture 4 there? wetin concern u 4 me nd damex mater nw?

U no know say anything wen concern Damex concern me too?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 9:54pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


How u take know? U be prophetess ni?

Na wetin I wan come use charger do wen phone no dey na?

U no wan tell me?

Why im no go concern u? U no be my pesinal pesin again?
wetin kum concern prophetess wit C1?

U no fit jst go get d charger kum kp am 4 ur house?

Tell u wetin sef?? I be ur storyteller?

So because i be ur persnal persin e must kum concern me?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 9:59pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


You dey mind una two?
who n who u dey yan abt?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:00pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


You no badt before?
Na nw i cme dey badt?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:02pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


I no be Prince?

No be u be my mentor for those levels?
Prince 4 whr??
Abi na level 1 or level 2 u dey talk abt?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:10pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


The person go fit answer so? grin
y i no go fit?
U tink sey i no knw?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:17pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


Wetin concern u with that one? Abi u like pay me? U go fit pay me so?


So na Free Of Charge wen I talk dey bring this wahala so?
y e no go concern me?? If i pay u, u go gree collect? No b u sey na FOC B4?

Hah! Abi u no knw sey dat ur FOC service dey carry much wahala?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:21pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


You wen be my mentor, u still dey expose my yanssh too?
y i no go expose u?
Abi na mentor or methylated spirit?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:22pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


u dey mind that gal?
y hin no go mind am?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:26pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: where d skul dey na? Abi u sef dey lecture 4 there?

wetin concern u 4 me nd damex mater nw?
you dey seek Admission dia??
U wan mah help u?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:27pm On Oct 31, 2013
Jovanna: y e no fit answer me? wetin u get wey u wan talk? U be boko?
you sef lyk boko?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:28pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


U no know say anything wen concern Damex concern me too?
you n Damex b brodas??

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