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Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:31pm On Oct 31, 2013
E<R>F:


Hahahahahaha.. Damex no know am, How u take know am if u no be lecturer for there? grin
Abi ASUU strike don make u 4qet ya lecturer?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:15am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:

U no fit jst go get d charger kum kp am 4 ur house?


So because i be ur persnal persin e must kum concern me?

How that one go take happen? Make I keep charger wen I no get phone? Which kain talk be this na?

As a personal person, u no knw say wetin concern me concern u?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:16am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:
who n who u dey yan abt?

No be you and that boy?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:16am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:
Na nw i cme dey badt?

You dey good b4?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:17am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:
Prince 4 whr??
Abi na level 1 or level 2 u dey talk abt?

Why u wan know my kingdom?

No be u be our Registrar?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:19am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:
y i no go fit?
U tink sey i no knw?

na the ansa be that so?


So u knw abi? grin Hehehehe, Why u come dey blow b4?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:27am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:
y e no go concern me?? If i pay u, u go gree collect? No b u sey na FOC B4?

Hah! Abi u no knw sey dat ur FOC service dey carry much wahala?

But as u no wan come gry accept am so nko?


Hahahaha, that kind 9months wahala abi? wink
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:28am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:
y i no go expose u?
Abi na mentor or methylated spirit?

U suppose expose ur boy b4? Na so u dey do? sad

No na cheesy You be my mentor, na you dey show me the way... Shey u knw? grin
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:29am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:
y hin no go mind am?

If hin mind u, u no knw say him go marry u join?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 9:31am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:
Abi ASUU strike don make u 4qet ya lecturer?

ASUU no dey strike for my school, abi na all schs dey unda ASUU u think?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 9:47am On Nov 01, 2013
Pretiebony i dey hungry nw, wetin u cuk?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 10:08am On Nov 01, 2013
Jovanna: Pretiebony i dey hungry nw, wetin u cuk?

Wetin u cook urself? tongue
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:45am On Nov 01, 2013
E<R>F:


How that one go take happen? Make I keep charger wen I no get phone? Which kain talk be this na?

As a personal person, u no knw say wetin concern me concern u?
U no knw hw e dey take happen or u no knw u fit keep charger 4 future use??
The talk neva stil clear u?

U sure sey i be ur personal person?
Y u no tel me since sef??
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:46am On Nov 01, 2013
E<R>F:


No be you and that boy?
which boy again b dat??
im no get name?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:47am On Nov 01, 2013
E<R>F:


You dey good b4?
Na nw u wan knw?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by ERF: 10:48am On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:
U no knw hw e dey take happen or u no knw u fit keep charger 4 future use??
The talk neva stil clear u?

U sure sey i be ur personal person?
Y u no tel me since sef??

LOL... Future plan ni? I no sabi do that kind thing, I be like people when go buy one bag of cement, sand, etc. Without house?


That one go don clear.

Be4 nko?

Na everything I go tell you?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:49am On Nov 01, 2013
E<R>F:


Why u wan know my kingdom?

No be u be our Registrar?
If i b ur registrar, y u neva tel me ur kingdom up till nw??
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:52am On Nov 01, 2013
E<R>F:


na the ansa be that so?


So u knw abi? grin Hehehehe, Why u come dey blow b4?
Na nw u knw sey na dey answer?

Y i no go knw?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:55am On Nov 01, 2013
E<R>F:


But as u no wan come gry accept am so nko?


Hahahaha, that kind 9months wahala abi? wink
y i go kum acpt dat kind service wey carry wahala 4 hin head

na my syd u kum dey wish 9mnths wahala abi?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 10:59am On Nov 01, 2013
E<R>F:


U suppose expose ur boy b4? Na so u dey do? sad

No na cheesy You be my mentor, na you dey show me the way... Shey u knw? grin
u no knw na so i dey expose my boys b4?

As i dey mentor u, dey show u d way u don gree follow??
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 11:01am On Nov 01, 2013
Jovanna: Pretiebony i dey hungry nw, wetin u cuk?
wetin u wan chop?

You don wish me hapi new mnth so??
Or u wan mah wish u first?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 11:04am On Nov 01, 2013
E<R>F:


ASUU no dey strike for my school, abi na all schs dey unda ASUU u think?
y all sch go dey unda ASUU??
Abi private skuls no dey again?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 11:06am On Nov 01, 2013
E<R>F:


Wetin u cook urself? tongue
dem tell u say i sabi cuk?
PretiEbony:
wetin u wan chop?

You don wish me hapi new mnth so??
Or u wan mah wish u first?
hapi new month madam, hope u sabi cuk egusi soup?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 11:12am On Nov 01, 2013
Jovanna: dem tell u say i sabi cuk? hapi new month madam, hope u sabi cuk egusi soup?
y u no go sabi kuk?? U no learn hw 2 cuk?

Fnk u, same tuyhu.
I tel u sey i dey chop egusi soup?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 11:17am On Nov 01, 2013
E<R>F:


LOL... Future plan ni? I no sabi do that kind thing, I be like people when go buy one bag of cement, sand, etc. Without house?


That one go don clear.

Be4 nko?

Na everything I go tell you?
u no get faith??

Y u no go tel me everytin?? Na everytin i go kum knw?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 11:30am On Nov 01, 2013
Jovanna: Damex wey d charger nw? Abi u wan fall ma hand?
Why you no come my house con collect am? I no tell you before?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 12:10pm On Nov 01, 2013
PretiEbony:
y u no go sabi kuk?? U no learn hw 2 cuk?

Fnk u, same tuyhu.
I tel u sey i dey chop egusi soup?
u fit teach hw dem take dey cuk? Y u no dey chop egusi soup nw?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 12:11pm On Nov 01, 2013
Damex333: Why you no come my house con collect am? I no tell you before?
how many of u dey huze?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 12:18pm On Nov 01, 2013
Jovanna: how many of u dey huze?
who wan follow me dey house b4? No be only me get house?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Jovanna(f): 12:19pm On Nov 01, 2013
Damex333: who wan follow me dey house b4? No be only me get house?
make i cum with my 4rnds?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by tspun(m): 5:18pm On Nov 01, 2013
una don hear the latest news ?
Re: This Happens Only In 9ja: Long Complete Conversations With Only Questions #FACT# by Nobody: 5:55pm On Nov 01, 2013
Jovanna: make i cum with my 4rnds?
i stop you? Shebi sitting room dey? And tom and jesry film dey play? Shebi na bedroom me and you go dey dey charge ur phone?

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