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How To Ask A Girl Out by richeyy(m): 12:19pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
BOY: Do u have a boyfriend? GIRL: No, I don't have. BOY: Gen 2:18 "The lord God said, it is not good for a man to be alone, I will make a helper suitable for him. GIRL: But I don't love you. BOY: 1 Jn 4:8 whoever does not love, does not know God,because God is love. GIRL: and how do I know you mean those words? BOY: Matt 12:34 for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. GIRL: but how can I be sure that you're loyal & honest? BOY : Mark 13:31 "heaven & earth will pass away but mywords will never pass away. GIRL: But why me? There are alot of girls out there. BOY: Prov 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but yousurpass them all. GIRL: But what is in me that you like? BOY: Song of solomon 4:7 "you are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you". GIRL: But I’m not that beautiful you're exaggerating. BOY: Prov 31:30 "charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. GIRL: What happens if I say yes. BOY: Gen 2:24 "Therefore man shall leave his father and hismother & they shall become one flesh. GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much. BOY: Joshua 1;8 This book of law shall not depart from yourmouth but you shall meditate on it day & night so that youmay be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you make your way prosperous and you will be successful". GIRL: Woow, I can see you really love God. BOY: Ps 34:8 oh, taste and see that lord is good! Blessed isthe man who takes refuge in him. GIRL: hmmm. Ok please give me time to think about it. BOY: Philippians 4:8 "finally brethren, whatever is true,whatever is honourable, whatever is just, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise think about this thing. GIRL: ooh I love you already. BOY: Revelation 22:21 "Amen 1 Like |
Re: How To Ask A Girl Out by timwezzb(m): 12:22pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Thank U 4 the FaceBook POST |
Re: How To Ask A Girl Out by Alikaxon(m): 12:39pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
And who says "asking a girl out is their problem"? Dis topic is beta put in "joke" session. |
Re: How To Ask A Girl Out by richeyy(m): 12:53pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Alikaxon: And who says "asking a girl out is their problem"? Dis topic is beta put in "joke" session. It's prolly a problem for ya |
Re: How To Ask A Girl Out by prophylaxis: 1:28pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Ds is blasphemy, op be warned |
Re: How To Ask A Girl Out by Mikocake(m): 2:41pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
Hahahaha...Sick |
Re: How To Ask A Girl Out by 190: 2:46pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
all these quotes for Naija girls na slap you go chop |
Re: How To Ask A Girl Out by Enegod(m): 3:00pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
smh |
Re: How To Ask A Girl Out by iamteaser: 6:31pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
I'll finally gonna use this masterpiece for my longtime christian crush. <3<3 |
Re: How To Ask A Girl Out by festusfeezy(m): 9:13pm On Oct 30, 2013 |
others re using their bible knowledge to win souls for God, all u knw is toast girl wit it |
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