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Baseball Metaphors And SEX by MagicBishop: 10:56am On Nov 01, 2013 |
Strikeout : A failure to engage in any form of pre-intimacy or sexual activity First Base: Mouth to mouth kissing especially french kissing Second Base : Touching or kissing the breasts or other erogenous zones; can be either fully clothed or unclothed; manual stimulation of the genitals Third Base: oral stimulation of the genitals Fourth Base (home run) : Full sexual intercourse. For gay sex the above those not apply although fagg0ts have their own metaphors such as: Pitching: The man performing ana1 sex Catching: The man receiving ana1 sex Switch Hitting: a bisexua1 individual; referencing a player who can bat from either side Fifth Base: somewhat tending to straight sex references as in first, second... to fifth base as earlier discussed. The fifth base is an extreme and grossly, perverted and demented ultra gay experience. "Fifth Base" involves placing one's testicles inside the partner's anus, after the anus has been propped open by a hoop erring. The erring is then removed and the testicles gingerly placed completely inside the anus. The testicles can then be only removed after excretion by the "catcher". The bases are thus defined "French, Smooch, Finger, Phuck and Oh My Nuts are in your ars!" |
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