...I don't know why,but just like Kingzpen said,I see a hero in him;;though his "life troubles" are extra-ridiculous,I feel he can overcome them all and stand heroic at the end............ *sighs in Spanish*(that's the new trend now )

Na which dept u dey sef. No be CSC? Short cut dey na frm KDL to CSC. No vex bro e be lyk say na curse dey on top ya head. Oh sorry! I meant Banji. Lol.

Yes Ooooo... Thankz so much for believing in Banji... You are too much bro... *giggles in Idoma*

dammygoody: ...I don't know why,but just like Kingzpen said,I see a hero in him;;though his "life troubles" are extra-ridiculous,I feel he can overcome them all and stand heroic at the end............ *sighs in Spanish*(that's the new trend now )

Looooooool...

Temmytayo20: *shocked*Ha!! Banji again....
I pity ur condition ooo

Zainharb, I don miss you Oooooo... Seeing your comment again sparked something in me... God Bless You Dear...

zainharb: Loving dis story episode by episode. Well done Kingz

Timothy3113: Oriburuku don dey folow banji b dat

*grins in mamywater style*Follow ke? Na banji gan gan be oloriburuku(unfortunate) redefine. Since Kingzpen no gree release am for deliverance inside lagoon, me I don comot hand for him case tey-tey.

wow! guy u don enter 1chance again but u need deliverance. dnt worry un dat cuas i'll help u out.

Kingzpen i saw u ooo... Cum update nw

Kingzpen i saw u ooo... Cum n update nw

Nice writeup so far...kip it up bro!

TemmyTayo, the lady with the sharp eyes, searches all around like a FBI... I dey kitchen dey cook the next update... Abeg I dey come... *winks*

Temmytayo20: Kingzpen i saw u ooo... Cum update nw

Thankz for volunteering to help out... Looool...

noblebright: wow! guy u don enter 1chance again but u need deliverance. dnt worry un dat cuas i'll help u out.

Thankz so much buh where on earth have you been? I have missed your comment... Abeg don't leave me Oooooo...

Lil'knight:
Nice writeup so far...kip it up bro!

Is gaa 4 diz banji o, ahn ahn nd his fada no get 2nd wife o wey we fit say dey do am. Nd kingz u wan make i get suspensetension ni, u fit kill persn wit ur suspense o. Followin lyk dumbie sha

Is gaa 4 diz banji o, ahn ahn nd his fada no get 2nd wife oh wey we fit say dey do am. Nd kingz u wan make i get suspensetension ni, u fit kill persn wit ur suspense o. Followin lyk dumbie sha

Where this guy dey nah?

Kingzpen! Kingzpen!! Kingzpen!!! How many tymz i call u? Com update naw b4 my HBP enta level 2...wel am stil takin d drug my doc gav me SUSPENCILIN CAPSULE......#following lyk maga

Another one year comfirm .

Kingz?
Where u now?

Stil cooking?

EPISODE 64


They came out of the lecture room, some rushed to their bags, picked up their books and glanced through it while some hanged around chatting, those were the bookworms of the class. All these gave me the confidence that the examination hadn’t commenced. I moved closer to confirm, I was right after all.

“Hey! You all should form a straight line here.” Mrs Nwachukwu said. “The exam is about to start.”

Some obeyed quickly, while some moved reluctantly, burying their heads in the book they read, they apparently weren’t prepared enough. I joined the queue but was scared with the way some students revised.

“He can’t ask that question jor. Haba! Why talk like this, he can o because he did ask this same question last year.” The two folks in front of me argued, bartering past questions for textbook.

I stood on my toes to peep at the question they argued about, we never could tell if that very question would surface in the question paper. The question looked familiar but I had no clue what the answer was.

“Guys, abeg this question four, wetin be the...” I was asking and immediately got dumb when I heard an heartbreaking order. “Drop our bags outside?”

“Now!” Mrs Nwachukwu yelled as students proved adamant to her command. “Drop all you have in it. Your books, your phones and all you know will implicate you. Drop them all outside here.”

Outside? I asked myself. I became totally immersed in the river of anxiety, I looked around like a shoplifter as I couldn’t decipher what to do about the treasures in my bag.

“Iphone four, Iphone four.” I muttered as I stood at akimbo with my head bowed thinking deeply on what to do.

“You wan sell am?” One of the guys intruded.

I raised my head, funnily stared at him like a trader whose goods were priced without been bought and returned my head to its position, thinking. “Where I go keep this Iphone o?” I mumbled.

That same fellow tapped me. “Guy, is the Iphone white or black?” He asked.

He got my thought coagulated, I was thinking of how to keep my stuffs safe and he was busy exposing them. I displayed a pinch of my fury to him. I raised my head and looked at him with a corner of my eye.

“You dey mad?” I yelled at him, creating a scene from the act.

“Wetin happen na?” Another fellow said from behind, pulling me by the arm.

I ignored the fellow like a manual that came with a television, focusing on my subject, the intruder. “Guy, give yourself brain o. I tell you sey I wan sell phone?” I ranted. “I be SLOT or I resemble Jumia or Konga dot com? You better no ask me any yeye question again.”

I hissed and left that environment.

“Oya go in. Yes, Mr Akinwale let that one enter, I have searched her.” Mrs Nwanchukwu said as she searched the students.

I was yet to drop my bag and the spotlight was almost getting to me. Should I return to my hall to drop it? Should I tell Mrs Nwachukwu I have something expensive in my bag? Will she allow me in with it? Jesus, what should I do? Questions flooded my mind like stories on Nairaland, without any answer to them.

I decided to run to my hall to drop it, I turned around and was ambling away like a spook. “Hey Mr! Where are you going?” Mrs Nwachukwu called my attention.

I twitched and I returned to my position. “Ehm Ehm Ma, I was...” I stuttered as she interjected.

“So you are among the stubborn ones that didn’t drop their bags when I asked you all to, huh?” She said with an angry face.

“Ma...” I wanted to explain.

“Shush.” She sounded and pointed to a heap of bags. “Go drop your bag there.”

I contemplated. “Now!” She yelled.

I languidly moved to the heap of bags and let down my bag by the side. I was searched, then I bounced into the examination hall. I sat down in the class but my mind was outside, standing beside my bag.

“No cheating, no talking, no murmuring because if you’re caught, hian.” Mr Akinola warned as he went around sharing the answer sheets. “You will dance to the music of your action.”

“The exam is for two hours and it’s about to start.” Mrs Nwachukwu added as she shared the question paper. “You can start.”

I did a short prayer and It seemed the prayer didn’t go beyond the roof when I opened the question paper and saw some intricate questions.

“Jesus.” I muttered as I stared at the question paper.

I went blank. I turned to the second page of the question paper to scan through other questions. Lo and behold, the question I was about asking those guys winked at me. What will I do now? I asked myself. The ceiling of the classroom had fourty two coffers, three fans and five fluorescent tube, joblessness made me count.

“You’ve spent forty five minutes.” Mr Akinola said.

Forty five minutes gone and my answer sheet was still a virgin. ‘Only those who knows their way around, truly are the genius.’ I reminded myself.

I moved my eyes swiftly, monitoring the invigilators. Go on, tap him, my mind said to me. I obeyed. I stretched my hand, tapped the guy in front of me, he turned around and I became dumb. Why? I tapped the wrong guy, the guy who asked about the details of my phone.






TO BE CONTINUED...

Lwkmd @'my answer sheet was still a virgin'

Hahhahhahaahaha... LmaoOooo...

stefikal: Lwkmd @'my answer sheet was still a virgin'

Lmao..@"after 45mins,my answer sheet was still a virgin"

LmaoOooo... Abi Oooo... When I no know wetin to write...

dammygoody: Lmao..@"after 45mins,my answer sheet was still a virgin"

I will like to commend your work mr kingspen as this is my 1st and ever comment on nairaland and any other social site, you have really done a great work....kudos to you. Kingspen, this story is realy gave me an insight about who u are, I stand to be corrected, University of Ibadan student, u reside in either zik hall my hall of resident or our younger brothers hall *winks* Indy, computer science student because Dr. Akinola which u mentioned is a JAVA lecturer there. Ones again kudos to you and I still stand to be corrected. I will like to commend your work mr kingspen as this is my 1st and ever comment on nairaland and any other social site, you have really done a great work....kudos to you. Kingspen, this story is realy gave me an insight about who u are, I stand to be corrected, University of Ibadan student, u reside in either zik hall my hall of resident or our younger brothers hall *winks* Indy, computer science student because Dr. Akinola which u mentioned is a JAVA lecturer there. Ones again kudos to you and I still stand to be corrected.

Looooool... Sure, I'm a UIte, Computer Science Student, and a Kantangite and for the records, Indy is not Zik's mate... Loooool... Thankz so much but the name I used was coincidental...

hollydee: I will like to commend your work mr kingspen as this is my 1st and ever comment on nairaland and any other social site, you have really done a great work....kudos to you. Kingspen, this story is realy gave me an insight about who u are, I stand to be corrected, University of Ibadan student, u reside in either zik hall my hall of resident or our younger brothers hall *winks* Indy, computer science student because Dr. Akinola which u mentioned is a JAVA lecturer there. Ones again kudos to you and I still stand to be corrected.

NancyDearie, I just sent you a mail. Please kindly reply asap...

Good to hear that bro, wat level am also a computer science student.....#gbayi

Seriously?? Wooooow... Happy to know... 400 Level... mail me: onasanyaisrael@gmail.com

hollydee: Good to hear that bro, wat level am also a computer science student.....#gbayi

The most funny part was when you tapped the wrong guy.... I created a sight of how strange he will look @ you... Chai!..... Lwkm oo... Funi episode..



Nd thanks for the other time bro...