what did i do?

i just wrote another rant,

which by no means was directed to you

hmm

i guess i have to make it formal then, maybe a piece on the trigger happy mopol

would just be my next rant.

ariblaze:

what did i do?

i just wrote another rant,

which by no means was directed to you

hmm
i guess i have to make it formal then, maybe a piece on the trigger happy mopol

would just be my next rant.

And I'm a cat-- a very unique cat with highly developed motor skills that enable me type on NL.

A Beggar with an Attitude!!!


Every morning John would drive by Wrightson Road and every morning he would stop and give the resident beggar $10.00.

After a while John started to give the beggar $7.00.

The Beggar noticing that his money has been reduced was not too pleased, but said nothing.

After a while John started to give the Beggar $5.00. The Beggar noticing this further decrease became noticeably
upset and decided to speak to John about it.

He stopped John one morning after accepting $5.00 and said, 'Wah happening man'. 'yuh use to give me $10, 00, den yuh cut it down to $7.00,now this?'

John replied, 'Boy, times get hard. Meh eldest boy just start university and meh daughter now in High School, so you know how it does go, The beggar looked at him with impatience and asked, 'Exactly how much chirren yuh have boss?'

'Four' replied John

The now irate beggar asked in a tone of disbelief, 'So yuh mean to tell me that
is outa MY money yuh sending yuh chirren to school?





now thats a rant if you ever wanted one

Now thats a RANT

well ma

i am most honored

seun

why have you transferred my thread here?

and he had asthma


my sidekick,

my buddy

if he drives am riding shotgun

if i drive he does the same

we argue over just one major(ok 2major things)

football clubs(i Chelsea he man u) and brand of cigarettes

both menthols, he smokes consulate,i London

we often believed that at age 50 we would still be bickering over who smoked the best brand

the wives(thats if we decided to go down that lane) have to just tolerate it or tolerate it

now he just discovered he inherited asthma from his father, this late in life,

can hardly breathe, the shit has being dealing with him for about 3weeks now, he looks a shadow of

his former self.

smoking doesnt just have that zing to it anymore,

i am thinking smoking might not just be so cool anymore or maybe it is,

pity eh

have felt like dishing out some
but whenever I see him
all I want to do is love him

the humbling


it takes a good crash to wipe the excitement off a fellow's face

20mins from watching Chelsea draw with fc cluj i was limping into the chemist the hospital

how it happened still remains a mystery

climbed on my bike, decided last minute not to wear my helmet cos my house was just 'around the corner'

alas, a fool i was


when my head hit the the road

stars , i saw, good thing my i wasnt stupid enough not to wear body armour

a sizable chunk of my shoulder guard came off


any ways the monfo that clipped me dint wait , and i certainly wasn't in the state to chase.


right now i cant tell you which pain was more, the broken fiber from the bike, the actual pain from

the fall, the scars i might have to carry or the evil zelda nurse who took absolute delight in injecting

me, well i got my pound back sha, when i mistakenly stepped on her when she was through,

eveel nurse,

Welcome to the club!!

Now look at your scars as the 'marks of obedience' and the next time you plan on being disobedient, thing about adding some of those scars etc. And hopefully, the thought should help put you in check.

Remember, the worth of your head to you, is directly proportional to how well you attempt to protect it so

ariblaze:

decided last minute not to wear my helmet because my house was just 'around the corner'

would mean your head is worth nothing to you

We all make mistakes. We live and learn. Practice what you've learnt!!

Get back on the bike as soon as possible!!

lol

i am truly and really humbled

, well with respect to this.

decided last minute not to wear my helmet because my house was just 'around the corner'

i can assure you and err her that it wont happen again


the nurse was convincing enough

eveel nurse eh?

lol

hw she no go eveel

you madam are very eveel too


thus a prose is dedicated to you
_________________________

the eveel Gami


energy and dark humor surrounds her
laugh at my plight she does,teeth as sharp as razor
tongues sharper that laser , fingers flying off the keyboard to slight me and a few insignificant others
now,is the time, the time to pay her back in kind but not kindness,for her philosophy of hitting me whilst i was down,and yes down i was

gami how eveel can thou be?eveel enough to pour sugar on me whilst am standing on an anthill,or pour blood when i am off the continental shelf?:::::::::::or maybe even get a picture of me lace it with horns and put it on face book

as the Indians say naayi,i refuse, to calm my thoughts i have imagined coffee spilling on your very new white blouse right at the start of the day, or someone just putting chewing gum in your hair, better yet we pouring a mixture of jello,thick bounvita paste and macleans into your very expensive handbag::::::calm me it hasnt harsher measures are needed,thus i go to carry the very eveel book you are well versed in, out comes izal poured on your favorite pants,a little bit(a whole lotta)salt in your fuel tank,stick banana into your exhaust pipe, make sure your internet connection is as backward as sat3 is making mine now,

the perfect scenario, you riding shotgun on that very bike whilst i make 172miles per hour, you frozen in fear and your heartbeat topping 200beats per minute, all your senses near shutting down and the punishing wind dealing mercilessly with your hair

now lets just see how much eveel gami can muster after that!


now thats a satisfying thought , the eveel within me is very proud now




disclaimer::::::::::the name or names named or not named in this prose in no way represent anyone living or dead,the name gami is trademarked by ariblaze who retains the sole right to use or abuse it at his own discretion thus,no legal action can be brought against him for this.::::::::::::::

LOL

*standing ovation*

nice one o!!


eveel gami, me likey!!!

ariblaze:

disclaimer::::::::::the name or names named or not named in this prose in no way represent anyone living or dead,the name gami is trademarked by ariblaze who retains the sole right to use or abuse it at his own discretion thus,no legal action can be brought against him for this.::::::::::::::

See disclaimer.

Gamine, u cant sue even if u want to

abi ooh


na so life be,,,,,,,,

well she can try .::::::::::::well am amused she likes ,my gami character but its a pity the character aint you

Where is the she that has my hear pounding in the mix?

well she can try .::::::::::::well am amused she likes ,my gami character but its a pity the character aint you

Where is the she that has my hear pounding in the mix? The one that doesnt want silence

Eh.

I dey hia oooo

do i sense another romance budding?

“Sweat n Booze”

‘Twas a party but do you really have to dance with everyone? Bet the answer is 'no' but this guy, he just wouldn’t take it, so he’s kind of all over me. I’m there for my BFF but he’s somewhere playing ‘host’ so this guy he kept right on harassing me and yeah, I’ve really got a thing against “sweat and booze”. He actually looks good but in that state, I wouldn’t even talk to him so I’m off but then he grabs me by the arm.

Hey I ain’t into creating scenes, not a drama queen like that so I succumb to his ………, pretend to dance along, feel the flow, soon his hands are going places where they shouldn’t, and I’m thinking, what can I do to make him stop, you know, really stop, so here’s my heart racing real fast ‘cos this guy he’s getting on my nerves and I can hardly breath ‘cos he’s real close and all “sweat n booze” so again, I’d to do something.

Well, what can a gal do? I just act like I’m settling in too, having fun yeah, as my hands found his waist, toying with his belt, then buckle and before long he’s battling with his pants, almost toppling over ‘cos they re undone and on the floor too. With me dashing across the dance floor, eyes turned on him and then towards me, soon everyone’s buckling over bubbling with laughter. Truth is I didn’t think anyone had been watching but ain’t nothing wrong with a lil bit of drama.

Found myself laughing too. Turned out a beautiful party. But next time, nothing is getting me on the dance floor.

rotfl

@Bluespice, dont even think it!

bluespice i can assure gami is naught but a very interesting sparring partner on nairaland,
Am spoken for,or atleast i hope so
Myself n her is akin to mixing petrol n fire



Wherre is she, ?

I see. U hv spoken well

Tyna u are some naughty lady!
"sweat n booze" classic!!!
nywais gamine n blaze i perfectly understand u both

sweat n booze,,,,,,,,,,,,

i like it,,,

now thats a rant

pray tell what did the guy do afterwards?

chase you? act as if noting happened?

and what did you man do?


more rants peeeeople lets catch the rant bug






at gami

spoken well?

i never do that

bluespice

where is your rant?












where in God's name is she?

You sef!!

you too dey rant

why wont i rant?

haven't heard from her in 9days now

not a word, not a sentence

and for someone who doesn't believe in silence its baffling

i feel ever so rant like ,

Ariblaze,

sure u are really big, green and mean

tgirl do u mean The Grinch

nywais blaze, mine is on the previous page
not necessarily a "rant"

So ariblaze's still ranting?