RedHotChic:

She's obviously not dealt first hand with them.

I don't she was talking of the American Banking System.

@doyin13
Only the green-eyed monster will make your skanky nose smell romance where just plain facts exist.   E be like say poverty dey worry you.  .  .or them fire you troway from bank?

@Hannibal/ RHC
I'm speaking from a Nigerian perspective on Nigerian happenings. What's my biz with American banks? If they've burnt y'all,my shoulder's not available to cry on. Obama's very much available

@pataki
Thanx for noticing o,my brother.Any small thing they turn it into America and Europe,as if this is no longer a Nigerian forum. *hiss*

Cristalz:

@pataki
Thanx for noticing o,my brother.Any small thing they turn it into America and Europe,as if this is no longer a Nigeiran forum. *hiss*

My sister, we will fight for what is ours!!!!

So what you say? Going with my pick-up line?

@pataki
Nothing personal dearie. . .but i don't ''go with'' pick-up lines

Cristalz:

@Hannibal/ RHC
I'm speaking from a Nigerian perspective on Nigerian happenings. What's my biz with American banks? If they've burnt y'all,my shoulder's not available to cry on. Obama's very much available

Is this ur escape??  
Banker's wife!!!!

Cristalz:

@doyin13
Only the green-eyed monster will make your skanky nose smell romance where just plain facts exist.   E be like say poverty dey worry you.  .  .or them fire you troway from bank?

E mi. . . .work for bank. Tufiakwa

Banks are nothing but moral cesspits, where souls are sold for money.

I would rather sell my body than work with earth scums like bankers.

Any takers, . . . . .  

doyin13:

E mi. . . .work for bank. Tufiakwa

Banks are nothing but moral cesspits, where souls are sold for money.

I would rather sell my body than work with earth scums like bankers.

Any takers, . . . . .

Lemme see the body first, and i will decide

doyin13:

E mi. . . .work for bank. Tufiakwa

Banks are nothing but moral cesspits, where souls are sold for money.

I would rather sell my body than work with earth scums like bankers.

Any takers, . . . . .  

There's a gay bar in Brighton called "golden ballz"
Your services would be highly needed there.

@doyin13
Only the green-eyed monster will make your skanky nose smell romance where just plain facts exist. Tongue E be like say poverty dey worry you. . .or them fire you troway from bank?

Who knows but the downfall of a man is not the end of his life or do you think that Doyin is finished already?

Cristalz:

@pataki
Nothing personal dearie. . .but i don't ''go with'' pick-up lines

I never expected you to be easy though.

_{**Going back to the drawing board**}

Hannibal:

There's a gay bar in Brighton called "golden ballz"
Your services would be highly needed there.

You should be less obvious with your comments jo. . . .you this IRON MAIDEN

HR.hotness:

Lemme see the body first, and i will decide  

Hehehehehe. . . . . . . . .A private viewing can always be arranged.

RedHotChic:

Who knows but the downfall of a man is not the end of his life or do you think that Doyin is finished already?

Abegi. . . .No announce my downfall before the fact.

Hannibal:

There's a gay bar in Brighton called "golden ballz"
Your services would be highly needed there.

And u know this becos. . . . ?

Abegi. . . .No announce my downfall before the fact.

Lmao; you no go fall in Jesus name. You go rise higher than dangoteooo and improve nairaland in jesus name.

And u know this because.

HE's SO GAY!!!!!!!!

Hannibal:

Is this your escape??  
Banker's wife!!!!

Escape from what? And when did this become about me? Abeg o,relax. Or did a banker steal your girl?

@pataki
Wasn't aware you were expecting anything at all
 

doyin13:

Hehehehehe. . . . . . . . .A private viewing can always be arranged.

Private viewings are very welcome  

HR.hotness:

And u know this because. . . . ?

Shut up there. . . . . .Who doesn't know Brighton is a gay town!!!
Why ain't i surprised, u stay in em dinghy part of the country. . . . .How's Isle Of Wight??

doyin13:

You should be less obvious with your comments jo. . . .you this IRON MAIDEN

Don't be angry, Senor. . . . . . . .
I was only trying to get a brother back on track.

RedHotChic:

HE's SO GAY!!!!!!!!

U are such a wrinkled Arrow.

You are such a wrinkled Arrow.

You are so busted, Thank God for HR.Hotness.

I think your name should be [size=14pt]GAYNNIBAL[/size].

Cristalz:


@pataki
Wasn't aware you were expecting anything at all

You got games right? I like that!!!!

Pity I do not do play mines on the forum

How come you knew I was throwing a pick-up line on you. . . . supposing I was not expecting anything at all?

HR.hotness:

Private viewings are very welcome  

Ojigbijigbi. . . . . . . .It's a wrap

As my first customer. . .you get it for free.

And you will not be disappointed. . . . . .Even if I say so myself

RedHotChic:

You are so busted, Thank God for HR.Hotness.

I think your name should be [size=14pt]GAYNNIBAL[/size].

Only Ijesha men are that inclined.
Did Guardian Nigeria not report your Oba humping one of the palace guards??
Was that not the reason your village palace was burnt down several years ago??
Don't make me spill the beans so shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Heifer, Brighton is a tourist centre with one of the few beaches in England.
Every tom, manliness and harry goes there to have some fun so bugger off.
Flaming illiterate!!!

Pataki:

You got games right? I like that!!!!

Pity I do not do play mines on the forum

How come you knew I was throwing a pick-up line on you. . . . supposing I was not expecting anything at all?

Seems your idea of 'games' and mine are massively parallel

And,comprehending pick-up lines is not rocket science.  .  .jeez!  

Cristalz:

Seems your idea of 'games' and mine are massively parallel

And,comprehending pick-up lines is not rocket science. . .jeez!

Law of Parallelogram does not come into play here

I have fully understudied you and I must say you are quite good with twisting words to suite your taste, unfortunately you met your waterloo. You and I both know the underlying statement to what instigated comprehending my pick-up line. So you still ready to play it tough with me? Or you would prefer to live to die another day?

doyin13:

Ojigbijigbi. . . . . . . .It's a wrap

As my first customeryou get it for free.

And you will not be disappointed. . . . . .Even if I say so myself

U may have to tread carefully there.
HR Hotness is the identical twin sister of Azeezat in Lagos.
She is so ugly her siblings don't take her to church on sundays.

Only Ijesha men are that inclined.
Did Guardian Nigeria not report your Oba humping one of the palace guards??
Was that not the reason your village palace was burnt down several years ago??
Don't make me spill the beans so shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Please stop spread lies about my kingdom before someone here takes it serious. Do you have any link to substantiate this story?

PataGay, Gaynnibal, Gayldee and Gay~Sly all went out drinking and Patagay fell over gay Sly and the kiss was warm and cormforting,

Gaynnibal challenged Gayldee to do the same but his halitosis is so discomforting that Gaynnibal is considering becoming monosexual.

Hannibal:

You may have to tread carefully there.
HR Hotness is the identical twin sister of Azeezat in Lagos.
She is so ugly her siblings don't take her to church on sundays.

Guy no spoil bizo for me abeg. . . . . . . . Man must wack

Abi u no hear say UK don enter recession.

Pataki:

Law of Parallelogram does not come into play here

I have fully understudied you and I must say you are quite good with twisting words to suite your taste, unfortunately you met your waterloo. You and I both know the underlying statement to what instigated comprehending my pick-up line. So you still ready to play it tough with me? Or you would prefer to live to die another day?

You've fully ''understudied'' me? I'm flattered I hope you know the word 'understudy' means 'trained substitute' (a trained replacement or substitute for somebody).  .  .  .so it is flattering that you've been 'understudying' me  
Whoz met their 'waterloo' now,mr know-it-all? LMAO.

As for knowing the underlying statement that instigated comprehension of your pick-up line,i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about
And,play it tough with you? Dude,whats with you? As in,have we met previously or something? Cos i havent the foggiest where you're proceeding from. If they sent you to me,jo,tell dem you didnt see me o.

RedHotChic:

Please stop spread lies about my kingdom before someone here takes it serious. Do you have any link to substantiate this story?

PataGay, Gaynnibal, Gayldee and Gay Sly all went out drinking and Patagay fell over gay Sly and the kiss was warm and cormforting,

Gaynnibal challenged Gayldee to do the same but his halitosis is so discomforting that Gaynnibal is considering becoming monosexual.

Now u are ranting like a juvenile. . . . .Act your age for once. . . . .
The last time i checked, u were closer to 40 than 35 so grow up!!!!

Tell us the reason the palace got torched some several years back.
I have the dossier with me and if i see any spurious report, i shall hang u for the vultures to feed on ur nether region.

Cristalz:

You've fully ''understudied'' me? I'm flattered I hope you know the word 'understudy' means 'trained substitute' (a trained replacement or substitute for somebody).  .  .  .so it is flattering that you've been 'understudying' me  
Whoz met their 'waterloo' now,mr know-it-all? LMAO.

hehehehe. . . . .Classy Yabbing sabi pain person for belle oo

Tell us the reason the palace got torched some several years back.
I have the dossier with me and if i see any spurious report, i shall hang u for the vultures to feed on your nether region.

It's only you that's heard this rumor and it's not true else post the link to the story. What did my royalty do to you? Ilesha people savoured your father's integrity because he couldn't get a woman to love him by giving out your mom to him, isn't that enough to be grateful to my people?

I don't knw why Funmi and Jacqui always argue over some irrelevant heritage.

The only Yorubas that matter are the Egbas. . . . .

@ Cristalz,
Just when I was on my way out. . . .

I knew you would shift gears immediately, unfortunately I control the gear Are you a chess player? We are going back and forth on this matter dearie.

In fact, It seems the law of parallelogram is really at work here. I give up me case!!!!