@ Hannibal,

Of all babes on nairaland, it is Funmi you can deem fit for me?

Don't mind him, he's raising the bar for you. if I were you, i rather stay put with those orishirishi women from ebutte metta than give yourself a sleepless night because you want to belong. Dating Funmi is hard work joo because this chic here is redhot, sophisticated, alluring and totally grandeur.

RedHotChic:

Roflmao, so Dogs can refuse people? Are you talking from experience?

Ori e ti daru gan ni!
Ask me one more time!

@topic

Most :
1. Pilots (they could crash anytime so they take each day like its their last Grin )
2. Doctors (romantic by compulsion.by the time he gets called to treat a dying man in the middle of boinking his wife,he has no choice but to be romantic)
3.Top oil boiz (too much money)

What about trailer and luxurious bus drivers? are they not prone to crashing anytime?

Middle :
1. Bankers
2. Politicians (too greedy to be properly romantic tho)

bankers are low profile abeg and cannot be in the same league with politicians even if na councellor sef.

2.Traders (time na money o )
3. Lecturers (no need to expantiate there Grin )

businessmen and politicians no be the same thing? lecturers are cooloo.

Ori e ti daru gan ni!
Ask me one more time!

Roflmao; Do you masturbate before your dog or before your laptop(porn in session)?.

RedHotChic:

Don't mind him, he's raising the bar for you. if I were you, i rather stay put with those orishirishi women from ebutte metta than give yourself a sleepless night because you want to belong. Dating Funmi is hard work joo because this chic here is redhot, sophisticated, alluring and totally grandeur.

Can someone tell this girl to lay off!!!!!

What is so special about dating you? Soon you will begging to stay under my umbrella, unfortunately I can't tolerate Ebutte Mettta chics.

Am not being proud or anything, but seriously even if you dress as Cindarella, I will still know you are the ghetto chic. I am highly allergic to ghetto chics.

KAPISH?

@ Topic,

Truck drivers like Funmi are least romantic.

Cristalz:

I been think say Pataki na man

Don't mind that girl, she is so twisted beyond her own comprehension.

How is Abj today?

RedHotChic:

Roflmao; Do you masturbate before your dog or before your laptop(porn in session)?.

Oponu. . . . .Dindinrin ni e Omo oni Tomato yi!!! . . . . .I dont have dogs.
I shot the last one i got. . . . . . becos it was behaving just like you. . . . Insane and out of touch!
And why would i masturbate when i have girls clinging to ma tails errwhere i go!. . . . .

Pataki:

Can someone tell this girl to lay off!!!!!

What is so special about dating you? Soon you will begging to stay under my umbrella, unfortunately I can't tolerate Ebutte Mettta chics.

Am not being proud or anything, but seriously even if you dress as Cindarella, I will still know you are the ghetto chic. I am highly allergic to ghetto chics.

KAPISH?

Pataki, no need for this.
In all honesty, Hotfunmi digs u.
She was on ma YM all night yesterday copping a plea to hook y'all guys up.
Lookie, i understand she can be unrefined, unsophisticated and annoyingly verbose but BEHIND that heart of stone, she is reasonable.
Tickle her off NL and she would play ball. . . . . . . . , although u may have to cope with the fact that she is less than 5 ft.

Can someone tell this girl to lay off!!!!!

What is so special about dating you? Soon you will begging to stay under my umbrella, unfortunately I can't tolerate Ebutte Mettta chics.

Am not being proud or anything, but seriously even if you dress as Cindarella, I will still know you are the ghetto chic. I am highly allergic to ghetto chics.

KAPISH? Grin Cheesy Grin

[b]pataki sings for Funm[/b]i:

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

@ Topic,

Truck drivers like Funmi are least romantic.

So you are after my nyash for my money and not love abi?

@RHC

-Girl you should know that air travel has a very much higher risk percentage than road travel.

-Bankers are so not low profile and are arguably better than Politicians because bankers are much more generous than a politician could ever be.And most times,a politician is only generous because he wants to see your back on a flat surface.Wherez the romance in that? Bankers are actually sensitive people because one of the key elements of their job is empathy--translate that to romantic ability. A politician just feeds fat on taxpayers' money and thinks about how to get more. A romantic politician? Very rare my dear.

-Businessmen and politicians are not the same.  .  .politicians have more time to themselves and in most cases,a hell of a lot more money.Besides,a politician's income is steady.Businessmen on the other hand,income's as uncertain as the weather. Romance will sure get hard when hez worrying about containers and stuff.

- Lecturers are romantic? Sure you're still in touch with your country? I doubt it.


@pataki
Abj's calm n cool tonight dearie.

Pataki, no need for this.
In all honesty, Hotfunmi digs u.

No, it's the other way round. Pataki digs me but i only dig OYB. Who digs a short man abeg?

Hannibal:

Pataki, no need for this.
In all honesty, Hotfunmi digs u.
She was on ma YM all night yesterday copping a plea to hook y'all guys up.
Lookie, i understand she can be unrefined, unsophisticated and annoyingly verbose but BEHIND that heart of stone, she is reasonable.
Tickle her off Nairaland and she would play ball. . . . . . . . , although u may have to cope with the fact that she is less than 5 ft.

Less than 5ft? GOSH!!!!!! I should be thinking of getting a wheelchair to be comfortable in kissing her. What a life of misery.

She should be get refined from her crude state of affairs, just maybe. . . . . . Pataki might then consider her.

The Sly:

Oponu. . . . .Dindinrin ni e Omo oni Tomato yi!!! . . . . .I don't have dogs.
I shot the last one i got. . . . . . because it was behaving just like you. . . . Insane and out of touch!
And why would i masturbate when i have girls clinging to ma tails errwhere i go!. . . . .

OUCH!!!
Dude chill on her na . . .

Cristalz:

@RHC

-Girl you should know that air travel has a very much higher risk percentage than road travel.

-Banker are so not low profile and are arguably better than Politicians because bankers are much more generous than a politician could ever be.And most times,a politician is only generous because he wants to see your back on a flat surface.Wherez the romance in that? Bankers are actually sensitive people because one of the key elements of their job is empathy--translate that to romantic ability. A politician just feeds fat on taxpayers' money and thinks about how to get more. A romantic politician? Very rare my dear.

-Businessmen and politicians are not the same. . .politicians have more time to themselves and in most cases,a hell of a lot more money.Besides,a politician's income is steady.Businessmen on the other hand,income's as uncertain as the weather. Romance will sure get hard when hez worrying about containers and stuff.

- Lecturers are romantic? Sure you're still in touch with your country? I doubt it.

Cristalz, are u dating a banker??
Key elements of their job is empathy?? My dayze, someone is ripping the scripts.

RedHotChic:

No, it's the other way round. Pataki digs me but i only dig OYB. Who digs a short man abeg?

Behave urself, heifer!!!!
Now who is OYB when Pataki owns a yacht in Monaco.
U better put ur mouth where the money is and stop traveling in Molues!!!!

Pataki:

Less than 5ft? GOSH!!!!!! I should be thinking of getting a wheelchair to be comfortable in kissing her. What a life of misery.
She should be get refined from her crude state of affairs, just maybe. . . . . . Pataki might then consider her.

Manage her like that. . . . . . .Get her some high heels.
Matter of fact, i know where u can get special shoes for her to reduce the height gap.
I hope u don't mind her malodourous farts and body odour. . . . . U may need to get her BVLGARI(pour femme).

@RHC

-Girl you should know that air travel has a very much higher risk percentage than road travel.

Air is safer than road trips especially in Nigeria

-Banker are so not low profile and are arguably better than Politicians because bankers are much more generous than a politician could ever be.And most times,a politician is only generous because he wants to see your back on a flat surface.Wherez the romance in that? Bankers are actually sensitive people because one of the key elements of their job is empathy--translate that to romantic ability. A politician just feeds fat on taxpayers' money and thinks about how to get more. A romantic politician? Very rare my dear.

Not the ones in the US. They empathize with you only when you are not owing the financial institution. Bankers are crooked dishonest people in disguise. They offer you a business proposal and hide the fees underneath.

-

Businessmen and politicians are not the same. . .politicians have more time to themselves and in most cases,a hell of a lot more money.Besides,a politician's income is steady.Businessmen on the other hand,income's as uncertain as the weather. Romance will sure get hard when hez worrying about containers and stuff.

It's mostly the business men that transform into politicians. Nobody starts a career in politics from the get go unless you have a serious godfather besides no income is steady like that. A politician can lose his source of income if EFCC come after his neck.

@ topic

Most Romantic
white collar professions

least romantic
blue collar professions

Hannibal:


Manage her like that. . . . . . .Get her some high heels.
Matter of fact, i know where u can get special shoes for her to reduce the height gap.
I hope u don't mind her malodourous farts and body odour. . . . . You may need to get her BVLGARI(pour femme).

Manage her

That babe needs serious upgrading. . . .I might be willing to consider her for a two weeks probation as my kitchen attendant.

Let her name her terms. . . . in fact she has no terms to be demanded here!!!!

[size=16pt]Now who is OYB when Pataki owns a yacht in Monaco.[/size]
You better put your mouth where the money is and stop traveling in Molues!!!!

Funmi is not for sale, he can stick his yatch down his nyash. darling OYB will buy me one whenever he gets his retirement benefits from work.

Cristalz:

@RHC

-Girl you should know that air travel has a very much higher risk percentage than road travel.

-Bankers are so not low profile and are arguably better than Politicians because bankers are much more generous than a politician could ever be.And most times,a politician is only generous because he wants to see your back on a flat surface.Wherez the romance in that? Bankers are actually sensitive people because one of the key elements of their job is empathy--translate that to romantic ability. A politician just feeds fat on taxpayers' money and thinks about how to get more. A romantic politician? Very rare my dear.

-Businessmen and politicians are not the same. . .politicians have more time to themselves and in most cases,a hell of a lot more money.Besides,a politician's income is steady.Businessmen on the other hand,income's as uncertain as the weather. Romance will sure get hard when hez worrying about containers and stuff.

- Lecturers are romantic? Sure you're still in touch with your country? I doubt it.


@pataki
Abj's calm n cool tonight dearie.

I miss Abj though. Can't wait to get back into that city.

You are very right with your write-up. Are you dating a banker by the way? You seem to know their ways very well.

You are very right with your write-up. Are you dating a banker by the way? You seem to know their ways very well

OYB is my love. Are you trying to get his information so you can go and murder him? I still will not date you even if he's dead so, lay off that mafia tactics.

RedHotChic:

Funmi is not for sale, he can stick his yatch down his nyash. darling OYB will buy me one whenever he gets his retirement benefits from work.

Keep playing HARD TO GET . . . . . . . . . .
I have done what u asked me to do. . . . The ball is now in your court.
Take whatz yours!!!!

Don't come back here in 10 days time begging NLers for advise why u can't nail a husband.!!!!

Don't come back here in 10 days time begging NLers for advise why u can't nail a husband.!!!

I don't need to nail a husband, i can always buy them with money if i wish, Sly will gladly marry me if i place him on $60k/PA

RedHotChic:

OYB is my love. Are you trying to get his information so you can go and murder him? I still will not date you even if he's dead so, lay off that mafia tactics.

Oyb is a married man . . . albeit you have always been an omo alata, so you are only exhibiting your ways.

@ Topic,

Omo-Alatas are always ready to steal another man just to elevate themselves from their poverty.

RedHotChic:


Air is safer than road trips especially in Nigeria

Arguably so.  .  .  .but i'd rather crash down on the ground than 20,000ft in the air. Besides,most drivers in naija are careful now,but up there.  .  .technical malfunction,bad weather,and snap! Hey God.

-Bankers don't hide fees. Anybody in this day and age that still thinks banking services are free is just exhibiting a vast amount of estupidez A sensible person should inquire about charges before starting a relationship with a bank.  Guess common sense ain't so common.And now,bankers even take the time and trouble to explain about charges to customers so whats your point?

-As for your views on politicians and businessmen,don't see how it makes any difference wrt mine.If a politician stays clean or keeps from getting caught,hez still got a steady income right? And about businessmen becoming politicians,your president used to be a lecturer

@pataki
Abj's getting funkily savvier everyday.  .  .you should get back to it

To answer your question,i'm not dating one,   .  .i just happen to have an insider's very vantage point of view

-Bankers don't hide fees. Anybody in this day and age that still thinks banking services are free is just exhibiting a vast amount of estupidez Grin A sensible person should inquire about charges before starting a relationship with a bank. Guess common sense ain't so common.And now,bankers even take the time and trouble to explain about charges to customers so whats your point?

You are prolly yet to set foot in American banking system. Don't mess with those dudes unless you are ready to read the 10 page tiny scribbled contracts they offer you before you get their credit card or escrow.

Cristalz:


@pataki
Abj's getting funkily savvier everyday. . .you should get back to it

If you would show me the way, I am most ready.

American banking system?

RedHotChic:

From the Nigerian perspective, which profession do you think produces more romantic men and women of course? which do you think produces the least romantic men/women?

I believe this waz your original post. Is any particular somebody making you lose concentration?  


@pataki
Is that a pick-up line?   

Cristalz:

Arguably so.  .  .  .but i'd rather crash down on the ground than 20,000ft in the air. Besides,most drivers in naija are careful now,but up there.  .  .technical malfunction,bad weather,and snap! Hey God.

-Bankers don't hide fees. Anybody in this day and age that still thinks banking services are free is just exhibiting a vast amount of estupidez A sensible person should inquire about charges before starting a relationship with a bank.  Guess common sense ain't so common.And now,bankers even take the time and trouble to explain about charges to customers so whats your point?

-As for your views on politicians and businessmen,don't see how it makes any difference wrt mine.If a politician stays clean or keeps from getting caught,hez still got a steady income right? And about businessmen becoming politicians,your president used to be a lecturer

@pataki
Abj's getting funkily savvier everyday.  .  .you should get back to it

To answer your question,i'm not dating one,   .  .i just happen to have an insider's very vantage point of view

Yes oo. . .Look at them.

No wonder Bankers just dey chop girls throway for Naija, when Babes just dey romanticise them

Shior

Yes ooLook at them.

No wonder Bankers just dey chop girls throway for Naija, when Babes just dey romanticise them

Shior

Dem dey chop local girls wey no get job now. I find bankers distasteful especially now I can hire them and pay them double whatever their damn bank job is paying them.

Cristalz:

-Bankers don't hide fees. Anybody in this day and age that still thinks banking services are free is just exhibiting a vast amount of estupidez A sensible person should inquire about charges before starting a relationship with a bank.  Guess common sense ain't so common.And now,bankers even take the time and trouble to explain about charges to customers so whats your point?

Seriously, American Bankers are rogues and ruthless!!!!

There was this story about a Banker and a customer that wanted a loan in America.
He came with all the paper work but the Banker wouldn't budge. . . .The customer pleaded and pleaded and the banker thunk for a while and said:

"If u can tell me which of ma eyes is the glass one, i would give u this loan"
The customer replied. . . . "I thunk i saw some sympathy in your left eye(the glass one) so that must be the artificial eye".

Can u beat that??  the artificial eye had more emotion n sympathy than the natural eye.
Don't Bleep with American bankers, when the going is good. . . .they are lovey dovey but when u fail with repayments. . . .Sweet Jesus!!!!

Cristalz:

@pataki
Is that a pick-up line?

Hahahahahahaha

You got me there!

Seriously, American Bankers are rogues and ruthless!!!!

She's obviously not dealt first hand with them.