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Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by tellwisdom: 10:58pm On Nov 15, 2013
Which yeye date??...u no get DVD for your house ni?? Why u dey waste money for cinema?? sad
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Idowuogbo(f): 11:03pm On Nov 15, 2013
tellwisdom: Which yeye date??...u no get DVD for your house ni?? Why u dey waste money for cinema?? sad
See dem! D garri for breakfast, lunch and dinner crew don arrive.Brokers!
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Dannylux: 11:03pm On Nov 15, 2013
Lmao, you no go kill person grin

Idowuogbo:
See dem! D garri for breakfast, lunch and dinner crew don arrive.Brokers!
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by tellwisdom: 11:09pm On Nov 15, 2013
Idowuogbo:
See dem! D garri for breakfast, lunch and dinner crew don arrive.Brokers!

craze dey worry dis one o... Cinema na criteria for knowing rich guys?? Wetin u dey always smoke dey come here??
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by tellwisdom: 11:12pm On Nov 15, 2013
Dannylux: Lmao, you no go kill person grin


Wetin funny for wetin she talk??...Abi u dey laff make she like u?? U be Mugun?
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Idowuogbo(f): 11:13pm On Nov 15, 2013
tellwisdom:

craze dey worry dis one o... Cinema na criteria for knowing rich guys?? Wetin u dey always smoke dey come here??
No! Na criteria for guys wey fit chop and belle-wise. Goat!
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Idowuogbo(f): 11:13pm On Nov 15, 2013
Dannylux: Lmao, you no go kill person grin

Froggie, wassup? tongue
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by tellwisdom: 11:21pm On Nov 15, 2013
Idowuogbo:
No! Na criteria for guys wey fit chop and belle-wise. Goat!

E be like sey orie ti daru.
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Idowuogbo(f): 11:25pm On Nov 15, 2013
tellwisdom:

E be like sey orie ti daru.
It b like say....

Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Tgirl4real(f): 11:27pm On Nov 15, 2013
Wizdray: Take along Aboniki, whenever you want to sleep like this just take part of it and rub it 0n your face especialy 0n your eyes side. Quickly your eyes g0nna be widely open. Hope this help?
Or you should take along water and rinsing your face every 2 minutes.
Goodluck

ROFLOL

​ =))˚°◦ see as laff <//>. won . comot my
_\\_ waist.


I go with this suggestion. Lol

I hope I am not too late Myke. Hahahahahaha
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Tgirl4real(f): 11:31pm On Nov 15, 2013
Vivly: Lmao @ comments.
You could glue your eyelids to your eyebrows with cellotape. That way, even while you are asleep, your eyes would be wide open


Hahhahahaha

grin grin grin

You guys are carzy I tell u.

Make Op sha come and gist us how the thing go.

Lol
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by tellwisdom: 11:43pm On Nov 15, 2013
Idowuogbo:
It b like say....

igboh don dey turn ur pubic hair to dada abi? Werey Omo sad
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Idowuogbo(f): 11:46pm On Nov 15, 2013
tellwisdom:

igboh don dey turn ur pubic hair to dada abi? Werey Omo sad
Warapa don reverse ur brain abi? Ashinu!
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Tgirl4real(f): 11:47pm On Nov 15, 2013
mykejones: Tickets bought:

Thor 2.
5:40pm.

Nice one! Action packed. It starts and ends so fast you wouldn't know you have spent 2 hours. I hope you saw it on 3D?

Lol
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by andyanders: 11:50pm On Nov 15, 2013
She can be watching the movie while you go down on her., nonsense Pickin wey never reach and you won carry babe go cinema go dey sleep. How I wish you pass out and another guy go munch ur woman
Go down on her two legs while she is watching while you get busy down.That will keep you awake.
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Dhotseal(m): 1:49am On Nov 16, 2013
Dude get 2 sachets of 3 in 1 Coffee from nescafe. Just a hot cup of double-strength coffee and u are good to go. But seriously, u ZzzzZzzzZzzz off at the cinema with a pweettyyy babe by ur side...guy u fall hand die!
Anyways, goodluck.
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Kemzievictor(m): 10:14am On Nov 16, 2013
Guys n cinema sef. Abi plasma n home theater no de ouz ni??
Solution is:
Tell her to wear a short gown. D type dat will expose her laps small. Wen u guys r in d cinema,put ur hand on d laps,a message will b sent to junior. Atleast u'll b busy trying to calm junior till d movie finishes. Wen ur back,make sure u thank me. Incase u wanna bring gifts,my BIS will expire in 7 days
Re: I Have A Date Tonight. But Here's The Problem. by Nobody: 6:59am On Nov 22, 2013
Lucky that the derailers showed up after the main event

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