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Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 1:29pm On Dec 02, 2013
tpapi: lets 4get about others gays , am concerned abt ur case, wont u like 2 experience wat it feels like to b 4uked by a woman
No, thank you!
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 1:50pm On Dec 02, 2013
Johnpaul88: No, thank you!

you mean you wont like to be fvcked back to default settings by a well lubricated poonani?

you might even like it....dont knock it if you havent tried it....
if you do and u dont like it..then at least you've tried.....

give poonani a chance frogdammit!!!!!!!!!


i will arrange the place, time and girl.......

my xmass gift to you
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 1:52pm On Dec 02, 2013
BushyA55.Banger:

i just luv hw u type. Nice. I wnt knw u if i saw u neither will u. Just dat i registrd ur moniker in ma head 3years back.
Mayb goldfish av no hidding space.
Thanks for the compliments! Hehe!

I'm also thankful that you don't know me in person. Few people do!
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 2:07pm On Dec 02, 2013
rigormortis:

you mean you wont like to be fvcked back to default settings by a well lubricated poonani?

you might even like it....dont knock it if you havent tried it....
if you do and u dont like it..then at least you've tried.....

give poonani a chance frogdammit!!!!!!!!!


i will arrange the place, time and girl.......

my xmass gift to you
hahahahahahaha
You really are very funny, you know?

Xmas gift to me? Unfollow this thread! It's not for peeps like you!
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 3:34pm On Dec 02, 2013
rigormortis:

you mean you wont like to be fvcked back to default settings by a well lubricated poonani?

you might even like it....dont knock it if you havent tried it....
if you do and u dont like it..then at least you've tried.....

give poonani a chance frogdammit!!!!!!!!!


i will arrange the place, time and girl.......

my xmass gift to you
this is disgustong?? Ewwww!! #Vomits#
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 4:16pm On Dec 02, 2013
BushyA55.Banger:

this is disgustong?? Ewwww!! #Vomits#

who cares?
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by tpapi: 4:21pm On Dec 02, 2013
[quote author=Johnpaul88]No way
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 4:37pm On Dec 02, 2013
tpapi: ow i wish i can kidnap ,u will b forced to suck her bboobbss while she will suck d living shit out of ur preek,after u will b forced to bang d living shit out of her, after dis experience, i will like to know if ur original sseexxuuall defaullt settings will not b reactivated back to life
You wish you can kidnap me? Thank Goodness you can't! That would have been the worst experience of my life!
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by cadaverMortis: 4:56pm On Dec 02, 2013
tpapi: ow i wish i can kidnap ,u will b forced to suck her bboobbss while she will suck d living shit out of ur preek,after u will b forced to bang d living shit out of her, after dis experience, i will like to know if ur original sseexxuuall defaullt settings will not b reactivated back to life


i wonder if cutting the girls hair, or wearing a masculine mask for the girl and making him do an.al would make the change from gay to gal doable for him
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 5:12pm On Dec 02, 2013
rigormortis:

who cares?
I have a guy who started out like you guys. He criticised everything about me, telling me all the things you guys have said about girls & how sweet they could be and what the hell am i doing with guys?

Well, we all know how everything ended.

Since then, I have resigned to not taking you guys serious anymore!
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 5:32pm On Dec 02, 2013
cadaverMortis:


i wonder if cutting the girls hair, or wearing a masculine mask for the girl and making him do an.al would make the change from gay to gal doable for him
hahahahahahaha
what then will be the essence? Is it to make me fucck a girl at all cost or to turn me straight?

But frankly speaking, none of them is possible!
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by tpapi: 9:03pm On Dec 02, 2013
Johnpaul88: hahahahahahaha
what then will be the essence? Is it to make me fucck a girl at all cost or to turn me straight?

But frankly speaking, none of them is possible!
u r talkin like dis because we v not been able to locate u, once we get hold of u, u wil b forced to bang a girl, 4 now u can keep on hidin n servicin their anus
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 9:52pm On Dec 02, 2013
tpapi: u r talkin like dis because we v not been able to locate u, once we get hold of u, u wil b forced to bang a girl, 4 now u can keep on hidin n servicin their anus
Let's say you were able to locate me. Let's say too that you couldn't find a girl, foolish enough to join in your vain mission. Let's say too I kinda find you cute and you, me. Don't you think we could end up banging ourselves?
Hahahahahahaha
just joking though!

Hehe
But we have managed so far to remain civil, resisting the urge to insult one another. That says alot to me.
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 6:50pm On Dec 03, 2013
rigormortis: to any gay peep in the house i can hook you up with a girl tht can fvkc you into the straight path...

infact you can be fvked into coma and wheb you wake up.....

you will repent and follow the straight and narrow

Lol. If there's one thing that gay people don't lack, it's the availability of girls.

That should tell you something.

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Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 9:52pm On Dec 03, 2013
tpapi: @5point n masonk, am jus tryin 2 help u guys

You can help me by getting me a ticket to Bey's show in London. wink
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 10:34pm On Dec 03, 2013
masonkz:

You can help me by getting me a ticket to Bey's show in London. wink
dats not a problem but u must first sseexxuaLlyy satisfy a lady
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 11:36pm On Dec 03, 2013
gommex: dats not a problem but u must first sseexxuaLlyy satisfy a lady

And you are?
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by averageme(m): 12:08am On Dec 04, 2013
I finally met someone on here and I think I like him.
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 12:28am On Dec 04, 2013
averageme: I finally met someone on here and I think I like him.
So the thread is closed ?

My a.s.s !
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 10:34am On Dec 04, 2013
masonkz:

Lol. If there's one thing that gay people don't lack, it's the availability of girls.

That should tell you something.


its one thing to be around girls......

its another thing to be "inside" the girls ..................two very different things homie



cant tell me nothing
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 4:05pm On Dec 04, 2013
rigormortis:


its one thing to be around girls......

its another thing to be "inside" the girls ..................two very different things homie



cant tell me nothing


Many gay guys have had sex with girls. That SHOULD tell you something.

It's just not about sex.
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 12:38am On Dec 05, 2013
masonkz:

And you are?
r u ready to fuk a girl
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 7:33am On Dec 05, 2013
gommex: r u ready to fuk a girl
If he fuccks a girl, what difference will it make really ? He'll only do that thinking about his guy. At the end of the day, the girl changes nothing!
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 8:21am On Dec 05, 2013
gommex: r u ready to fuk a girl

Are you ready to fuk a boy? Mtcheew
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 9:06am On Dec 05, 2013
masonkz:


Many gay guys have had sex with girls. That SHOULD tell you something.

It's just not about sex.


why did you change orientation then.....


after that good pvssy!


smh
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by tpapi: 12:12pm On Dec 05, 2013
Johnpaul88: If he fuccks a girl, what difference will it make really ? He'll only do that thinking about his guy. At the end of the day, the girl changes nothing!
since u were born, av u ever fuked a girl
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by tpapi: 12:15pm On Dec 05, 2013
masonkz:

Are you ready to fuk a boy? Mtcheew
i gave u conditions 4 getin u a ticket to d london show
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 1:23pm On Dec 05, 2013
tpapi: since u were born, av u ever fuked a girl
Yeah, ur sis !
At a point, she started bleeding... Dunoo why.
I hear she never survived that bleeding! Pity!
My condolences!
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 1:31pm On Dec 05, 2013
tpapi: i gave u conditions 4 getin u a ticket to d london show
You continue to show that you don't understand why gays are gays.
No one really expects you to understand
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by tpapi: 7:58pm On Dec 05, 2013
Johnpaul88: Yeah, ur sis !
At a point, she started bleeding... Dunoo why.
I hear she never survived that bleeding! Pity!
My condolences!
so y r u now fukin ur fellow man thru d feaces compartment
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 8:54pm On Dec 05, 2013
tpapi: so y r u now fukin ur fellow man thru d feaces compartment
It still beats your imagination! I can see it. You can't seem to comprehend it!
But trust me, those who do it derive alot of joy doing so. And that's all that matters! And besides behindbased sex is not exclusive to gays alone. Some straight guys abandons the Kitty-Cat of their girls & take to the a.n.u.s! And everyone of them enjoys it. So what 's the fuss about it?
Re: I Need A Gay Friend by Nobody: 5:17am On Dec 06, 2013
Johnpaul88: It still beats your imagination! I can see it. You can't seem to comprehend it!
But trust me, those who do it derive alot of joy doing so. And that's all that matters! And besides behindbased sex is not exclusive to gays alone. Some straight guys abandons the Kitty-Cat of their girls & take to the a.n.u.s! And everyone of them enjoys it. So what 's the fuss about it?
don't u think u r a disgrace to ur dad n mum

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