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Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by alienware(m): 4:30pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
I was at a party holding a fart for the right moment with a drink in my hand. This hot girl who i had been flirting with decided to sneak up behind me and jab her fingertips into my side. Needless to say, a quick high pitched fart snuck out before i could prevent it. She directed a burning look at me and walked away . Is this karma or something , because few months ago i left my girlfriend cos she farted and i felt that was rude and not feminine ? There was an eerie silence and everyone all looked at me.How do i get this girl who left me at the party ? Help ! Front page pls, this so embarrasing. 1 Like |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by Boscojugunu(m): 8:43pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
first to comment......... m coming back |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by hotwax: 8:47am On Nov 28, 2013 |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by ennon92(m): 12:05pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Bad omen! |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by mencade6: 3:49pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
its a normal thing to fart na. It wasnt delibrate. She caused it after all you did control it but she punctured you, and there was a leak in your behind. Go after her dont be shy, ''even she sef dey mess ooo'' |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by sexymoma(f): 4:05pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Eyah sorry op.... i need to pray for you!! May you never fart till the end of this year. |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by Cikoloko(m): 7:43pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
;Dhahahaha but op oh y didn't u go outside to release d atomic bomb? |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by ChiSun27(m): 8:40pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Do u actually want dis dustbin to make front page? U cnt b serz boy. |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by pasqal09: 10:47pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Ok u let a rip and u created a thread cos of it? [size=48pt]IDIOTO!!![/size] |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by Dannylux: 11:04pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
pasqal09: Ok u let a rip and u created a thread cos of it? [size=48pt]IDIOTO!!![/size] Lmao no blame am abeg 1 Like |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by Nobody: 11:05pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Lmao The fary came out suddenly boooooooom hahahaaha, d girl will be like whaat I guess dats gonna be her gist to her friend, could be a turn off but doesn't matter if she understand, like say she knw dey pupuuu. U knew u wanna fart, u shld ve excused ur sef before it blew off. So u left ur gf because she farted? U sef get skonskon. |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by AbuMikey(m): 11:14pm On Nov 28, 2013 |
Who mess for this thread |
Re: Help ! I Mistakenly Let A Rip. by CosmeticChemist(m): 7:57pm On Feb 25, 2016 |
lmao. funny |
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