experimentist: morning Nene. Not only check up I was under treatment for a whole week. Ah, all d bad water wey man don drink, u wan bacteria to build empire for my body abi? No oh!

morning experimentist,abi na mr experience..chei,na wa oo..tank God say dem don flush ur system of dose despicable bacteria's..buh on a serious note,i wud advise yhu stop/curb ur smoking habit,i undastand it makes yhu guys feel high(abv normal)bet ehmm won ni "oun ton dun lon panii"..no matter hw littl yhu smoke per day,it sure has an accumulated effect wich must burst out someday!!!..av a nyc day!

nene_blazing95:
morning experimentist,abi na mr experience..chei,na wa oo..tank God say dem don flush ur system of dose despicable bacteria's..buh on a serious note,i wud advise yhu stop/curb ur smoking habit,i undastand it makes yhu guys feel high(abv normal)bet ehmm won ni "oun ton dun lon panii"..no matter hw littl yhu smoke per day,it sure has an accumulated effect wich must burst out someday!!!..av a nyc day!

thnx fo d advice dear. I go stop for own good. In fact I av stop.

experimentist: thnx fo d advice dear. I go stop for own good. In fact I av stop.

Guy finish the story first b4 u stop blazing..

**yawning**

experimentist: thnx fo d advice dear. I go stop for own good. In fact I av stop.

lwkmd4h. If I hear !!!

*With Yale's shape biscuit in hand*


guy cum finish ma na

PurestBoy:

Bros no be only you oo, I'm now very careful, no latenight drinking again, no fighting again, 9pm sharp I'm indoor, I'm extra careful about my friends sef and I have to delete those I don't trust. I still complain when my sister or fiancee cook a delicious beans with plantain and fish, compare to the one cook by only-God-knows person for the prison inmates, tufiakwa, no be me

Hehehe

@op u don't mean to tell me dat nobody in dat prison thought of busting ur A-S-S,dey all straight? Abi u no pretty ni?

ifyalways:
Hehehe

Ify mama. I hail o. Good pm.

op since my years on nairaland i have neva followed a topic so passionately as i followed ur story. abeg complete this story on time naw

popoboy: op since my years on nairaland i have neva followed a topic so passionately as i followed ur story. abeg complete this story on time naw

No mind the experiment habi na experince self? Op, u better rush back and finish what you have started . Haba ! What Nonses.lwkmd

Justeenaleo: @op u don't mean to tell me dat nobody in dat prison thought of busting ur A-S-S,dey all straight? Abi u no pretty ni?

hehehe,thinking same too,cos i don hear dat kind story before.OP come complete the story o.

experimentist: yes bro it will sure be gud, but it ain't easy thou. Walahi! Buh I'm trying mehn, I only smoke like 10 wraps a day now in the comfort of my house thou.

u still smoke?

arowstev2000: u still smoke?

Leopard don't change their skin nau

experimentist: thnx fo d advice dear. I go stop for own good. In fact I av stop.

yhu sure!..d 1wey yhu still dey take 10per day....oya cum drop sum write-up naa...i don dey forget d story-line small smal sef!

Justeenaleo: @op u don't mean to tell me dat nobody in dat prison thought of busting ur A-S-S,dey all straight? Abi u no pretty ni?

oh yeah, I forgot to add that same sex eish in my previous update. Same sex abi na a'ss burstin anyhw u call am, is a very serious offence for ogba oO! If dem catch you eenh, ur own don done be dat. In other words, you don jam am! LOL! My anus made it out safely dear

popoboy: op since my years on nairaland i have neva followed a topic so passionately as i followed ur story. abeg complete this story on time naw

no vex, I don begin dey type.

Sarah a: No mind the experiment habi na experince self? Op, u better rush back and finish what you have started . Haba ! What Nonses.lwkmd

madam Sarah, I'm back at ya


@sugarbelly no be small experience o.. No vex, upadting coming in 30mins time.

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arowstev2000: u still smoke?

No/Yes

nene_blazing95:
yhu sure!..d 1wey yhu still dey take 10per day....oya cum drop sum write-up naa...i don dey forget d story-line small smal sef!

yes. 10per day? na joke na, u wan kill pesin?

Justeenaleo: @op u don't mean to tell me dat nobody in dat prison thought of busting ur A-S-S,dey all straight? Abi u no pretty ni?

He was servin his jail term in a prison not gay-home. brainles cow

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He was servin his jail term in a prison not gay-home. brainles cow

guy gud dwn na. Abi u nor kno say men dey rape boys for some prison?!

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He was servin his jail term in a prison not gay-home. brainles cow

I thought of responding wit another insult,but u r way beneath my cleat nd I cnt stoop dat low

experimentist: oh yeah, I forgot to add that same sex eish in my previous update. Same sex abi na a'ss burstin anyhw u call am, is a very serious offence for ogba oO! If dem catch you eenh, ur own don done be dat. In other words, you don jam am! LOL! My anus made it out safely dear

E better say d tin na offense oo because I dey fear for ma niccurs

Justeenaleo:
I thought of responding wit another insult,but u r way beneath my cleat nd I cnt stoop dat low

I never imagined that you can be this raw...I like raw girls tho# I wish to know you beta pls

experimentist: yes. 10per day? na joke na, u wan kill pesin?

ahhh,no ooo...kill ke?!..sum addict dey take pass 10sticks per day..i dey wait oooo,hop say d write-up don reach 90%

experimentist: No/Yes

no worry smokers ar laible to live longer..... More puff to thy mouth

Continuation



As we were all sleeping uncomfortably, some inmates were already awake. Guys want to cook their food for sahur (ramadan), some want to make ablution, others want to hit d lavatory. Na so dem just dey cross person for ground anyhow as person dey sleep mstchw. Dat tin vexx me gan! And na dat time d sleep come dey sweet, "which whala be dis na" I said to no one but myself. Soon the place start heating, stoves have been on fire which made the whole room be like a bakery. "Which kain life be dis for God sake? So as we dey outside dey flex na so people dey suffer for here?" I wondered. "Abeg mek morning quick reach make I go call my padi Z to knw hw far abt my bail oh. Dis place no be yaam oh" I reasoned. "Orgbeni comot ur leg for road na! Abi u tink say na ya papa house u dey" one idiot screamed at me. I opened my eyes and saw the whole house busy, everyone doing one thing or the other I looked up at the clock on the wall it was just 4am. "Mtschw, abeg na sleep sure pass jor" I said and adjusted my legs and continue sleepin even as vapours of heat flowws all over my head side from DPO's stove. I frequently woke up to adjust my head when d heat is gettin too much. I opened and noticed that DPO was warming the jollof rice that was share by NASFAT just last night. At 5am I was woken up by yahaya. Everyone has started eating, DPO called me and ask me to join him. I joined him and ate reluctantly but I managed to fill my stomach since I wanted to fast. After eating I went to perform my ablution. The lav was congested as mostly everybody want to do d same thing. I joined d queue, perform ablution and prayer commenced. After we resume another round of sleep yet in a sardine setting mode. No be small tin.

As early as 7am the gate will was open, not for the whole inmates but only for the OC lavatory who is do dispose big paint rubber containing sh'it aka igbe na so d guy go marry the sh'it plastic, hug am, carry am go troway then wash am come back. The DPO is also allowed out the damn cell and some other top prisoner like the presido and his vice. The other OC lavatory will commence washing the lav. All I do is lay on the floor facing up as some that were sleepin before had either got up or gone out. We waited till 10-10:15am when the gate is to be opened. The gate was open and I feel like a freeman again. At least I'm free to walk around inside the yard even thou it's just for 1 hour and some minutes. at all at all na winch Immediately I came out I started looking for AA who is also in my ward. I saw him and Iman and we all headed out of the ward. Yahaya and Sunday were also with us. "Guy I wan make call oh" I announced. "Na true oh, me sef wan make call, make we dat side dem they call there" AA said and we all head to the direction were the call shop was. We got there and the queue we met there is too much. "O boy c queue, abi dem dey share food here ni" AA said jokingly. "Yes na, dem share food go collect" I replied him. "Guy I no dey go anywhere I must make dis control now" I said as I joined the queue. AA alos joined and we waited for about 10 minutes before it got to our turn. I called the numbers I wanted to call for the lady warder, abi na warden to dial. She dialled the numbers and gave the phone to me. "Hello guy hw far na skull dey yarn, wetin dey sup?" I said hurriedly. "Eh homeboy, how far?" My guy replied from d other end. "O boy e far gaan o, men dey roast push trucks, trains and planes here oh" I said and he busted in laughter. "Guy no worry, we don dey work on una bail and we don dey process am. Probly today or tomrrow you go comot there" my guy assured me. "Ok no eish, guy abeg make una visit us oh.. Beta food no day here oh, pesin go murd o" I cried. "Ok I go try show today" he said. I hung the call and the ugly corrupt woman said my bill is 60 bucks. "Ah now now, wetin hapen na fast forward e dey" almost ask d woman who is staring at me with bad eyes. I quickly paid and left the shop. I waited outside for AA to finish his call. He came out and told me that some of our friends are coming to visit us today.

nene_blazing95:
ahhh,no ooo...kill ke?!..sum addict dey take pass 10sticks per day..i dey wait oooo,hop say d write-up don reach 90%

na true u talk but I no dey tek 10 wrap a day. Highest na 5

Justeenaleo:
I thought of responding wit another insult,but u r way beneath my cleat nd I cnt stoop dat low

i'll sure ignore you til u stop layin eggs risible jettisoned unkempt e-prostit'ute ..