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Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 10:20pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Justeenaleo:come take time oh! I'm smarter than u think oh.. I no knw wetin hapen dat day oh. But I was smart enough to discard the claro weed I was smokin and d half sk in my pocket before I was searched. E for be double wahala for me |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by youthmustwork: 10:40pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Which kind Op be this, u command hausa, igbo, yoruba and even english wey no be ur papa language, gosh I commot cap for u, if ur book no sale make I crack !!!,@experimentist |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by youthmustwork: 10:46pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Justeenaleo:nne how he go take wake u up when u no drop ur contact or pin?, my oga experimentist z nt an alarm clock. U grab. Instead hand d job over to me. Cause am following ds guy to were ever he goes. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Justeenaleo(f): 11:00pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
youth must work: nne how he go take wake u up when u no drop ur contact or pin?, my oga experimentist z nt an alarm clock. U grab. Instead hand d job over to me. Cause am following ds guy to were ever he goes. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Justeenaleo(f): 11:02pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
experimentist: come take time oh! I'm smarter than u think oh.. I no knw wetin hapen dat oh. But I was smart enough to discard the weed I was smokin and d half sk in my pocket before being caught. E for be double wahala for me |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Oludrex(m): 11:12pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
experimentist: bros na true oh...if u lack d holy (igboh) spirit in you, you won't get d message oh.Loool.. Im in love with u already.. No gay shiii abeg oo |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Oludrex(m): 11:14pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
youth must work: Which kind Op be this, u command hausa, igbo, yoruba and even english wey no be ur papa language, gosh I commot cap for u, if ur book no sale make I crack !!!,@experimentistI was abt to say that too.. god bless ganja |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 11:23pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
youth must work: Which kind Op be this, u command hausa, igbo, yoruba and even english wey no be ur papa language, gosh I commot cap for u, if ur book no sale make I crack !!!,@experimentistbro, i only command hausa and yoruba for now oh. My Igbo babe dey dull me, she nor wan mek I sabi Igbo |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Oludrex(m): 11:27pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
experimentist: bro, i only command hausa and yoruba for now oh. My Igbo babe dey dull me, she nor wan mek I sabi IgboI fit teach u o.. Bt money for hand, back for ground Oya boss mi.. update na #no tym |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 11:28pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
youth must work: nne how he go take wake u up when u no drop ur contact or pin?, my oga experimentist z nt an alarm clock. U grab. Instead hand d job over to me. Cause am following ds guy to were ever he goes.guy, u dey find work abi? U wan cho'olu? Oya drop ur CV here ___/ 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 11:29pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
Oludrex:Ok, my oga at top. Typing in progress......12% |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Oludrex(m): 11:31pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
experimentist: Ok, my oga at top.Cheiiii.. 12% ke.. Na pentium 1 una dey use |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by koboko69: 11:52pm On Dec 10, 2013 |
experimentist: Ok, my oga at top. Brooooooootheeeeeeer! Which way?? Wetin dey sup? I dey wait ooo. Who never chisel nor for know as e dey go. I dey cut my jumbo small small. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by ChiSun27(m): 1:01am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Mr Expericoco don sleep o! Typing in progrx no dey finish? Oya na!!! 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by rhowly(m): 1:17am On Dec 11, 2013 |
@OP. I have visited prisons before, but it never seemed that much of a horror show. Seriously? the kine fear wey hol me now eh? YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY MADE ME A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Prettielle(f): 1:35am On Dec 11, 2013 |
#OP.. Still waitin 4ur update,u ve really kept me glued to my fone since mornin. Like sewiously am gbaduing ur story tso funi cant stop laffin here.. Kipirup mehn! 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by PurestBoy(m): 1:41am On Dec 11, 2013 |
rhowly: @OP. I have visited prisons before, but it never seemed that much of a horror show. Seriously? the kine fear wey hol me now eh? YOU HAVE SERIOUSLY MADE ME A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN Bros no be only you oo, I'm now very careful, no latenight drinking again, no fighting again, 9pm sharp I'm indoor, I'm extra careful about my friends sef and I have to delete those I don't trust. I still complain when my sister or fiancee cook a delicious beans with plantain and fish, compare to the one cook by only-God-knows person for the prison inmates, tufiakwa, no be me 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 1:49am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Purestboy I see you. Na only u dey view dis thread like dis. Thnx for d patience bro. And guys sorry I was late I'm bouta post now. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 1:53am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Continuation (from 2nd to d last update) After prayers na lemin tinz, I hardy gather appetite to lem all d food. Me wey be say to lem for my house sef na serious work if I neva smoke weed now na prison food I must eat soberly. In Davido's voice *omo c gobee*. As a soji boy I get mouth die, c food everywhere. Guyz just dey coordinate lem come give. D cell DPO na my main padi, na me and him dey even lem for d same plate. D guy warmed enough rice and gave me spoon, I ate very slowly make e no be like man no chop anything. Yahaya, not the yahaya you knw in super eaglet that carried under 17 world cup oh, dis one na federal palace hotel, freedom state yahaya. Yahaya also invited me to come and join him as he was eating eba and vege soup. I could not eat again, I'm fed up with their bullshittt. "I don belle full oh" I said to yahaya who was busy scoring hatricks with several balls of eba. "Guy na wa for u oh, u no dey eat at all? No go die for prison oh" he said jokingly. "Thunder fire you na you go die for prison" I hollered back at him. I brought out a roughly handled cigarette from my pocket and lit it in the fire from the small DPO's stove. Before I knew it the cigar has gotten to the filter. I wish I have more cigarette to smoke away the pains and sorrows. I tot about home, home sweet home. My friends, they all be somewhere talking about me now I guessed. My mama and my paley, how will they be feeling by now. I felt pity for them, I wished I hadn't gone to the joint and all dis wouldn't have happened. As an Alejo aka new comer aka new jack and aka fresh man, you will be made to entertain the house. All the inmates will ask many questions about the outside world. After the meals, I was told to get up and stand at the middle of everybody as questions were been thrown at me from different angle. "Alejo, na which musician dey reign now?" A guy asked me frm the comfort of his bed bugs infested bed. "Dem plenty bros, I no fit count dem finish" I said to the house. "Ok, sing one currnet song for us" same guy commanded. "Choi! I don diie, which music I wan sing giv these criminals wey dem go happy small now" I tot inside me. Suddenly an Idea pops into my head. I'm decided to sing daduble by Damoche (RIP, thou he was alive then) to them. "Ok meji le'ekpon, okon lo'oko...meji le'ekpon, okon lo'okooo..oya chidioma oya daduble, chidioke oya dadubule, dadubulele (sing chorus till fade)" I sang it to them as they all sang after me, the whole house was in uproar. There was shouts from every parts of the cell. They rejoiced as if they are told to go home. The vice president asked me "na when robbery happen for ur area last?" He asked. "One happen for around CMS side last week oh" I lied just to make him happy. "Ehen, shey dem kill any police man" he inquired wit a smile on his face. "Yes dem kill police oh, dem even wound plenty sef" I lied again making him gets more excited. They hate the cops with a passion. They want them dead! No be small tins oh. I was later told to go and sit down. I laughed my a'ss out when an alejo was called to sing and d dude start singing one yoruba fuji song lmao no be small tin oh... I noticed the president of our cell laughing for the first time. Imagine one young skinny boy na him be presido for dis cell. Person wey I go give one blow mek he die 7 times. How dem even take dey vote for presido sef. The guy must have rigged the election if at all an election is conducted to determined a presido. I was later that the guy is the baddest guy in the whole yard. The guy dey call shotz from on top hin prison bed. Some people get mouth oh. Some of these guys are used to being jailed cos they keep going back to their previous criminal life after release. Choi! I don die! Bedtime, time get packed like fishes inna di sardine tin. Oh lord! Na the part wey I hate pass be that. Since I still cyan pay for bed I have continue sleeping with the jankara residential. I made sure I avoided some extremely dirty guys and some guys with craawcraaw for body. There was dis guy that has been infected with craawcraaw disease. All dis guy body na craawcraaaw full, he is always scratching his body. Head, ears, belle, back, legs, eyes, teeth, nose, in fact, he even scratches down to hsi anuss. No be small tin aswear. And person papa go tell me say make I lay near dis dude laiye laiye. I tried every possible scope to make sure I'm not even one man close to d guy make I no go wake and body turns craawcraw. I usualyy sleep between yahaya and sunday cos they are cleaner than any other dude in the house. I laid in between sunday and yahaya on a dirty, worn out and bed bugs infested blanket. I and yahaya gist and gist while puffin on some cigarette. They both reminded me not to forget them if I'm released. I told them not to worry I promised. I told them I will have to make calls tomorrow to know what is happening about my bail. Yahaya told there's a call center I'm goin to call when the gate is open and they also said they will look for phone to write down their descriptions on how I can locate their family members and friends and inform them of their conditions. Likewise the other dude that was on murder case. I wish I can help them all to get out cos I believe those guys are innocents. Sleep came and took me away to dreamland. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by youthmustwork: 3:53am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Prettielle: #OP.. Still waitin 4ur update,u ve really kept me glued to my fone since mornin.and u re also trippn for Op |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by youthmustwork: 4:32am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Op. This whole story made me remember wen I was convicted 2005 for Arson attack on my neighbors car. Thou I was granted bail at d sum N859,000. I stayed 3weeks/1day before I was released. Owerri prison no be moi moi case oooo. We re lyk jux 20-30 muslims in d yard d rest nah xtians. I was jailed same tym wit a prison warder dt tried to smuggle weed via 12- 17ft prison fence. D warder was caught by d owerri CRACKED SQUAD trying to smuggle a sack nylon filled wit weed. If nt moni I would ve being a dead-man nw, all thanks to my junior bros. Who made everything possible for my release. I so much hated our OC Torture, he made me dance nak'ed for cell. our OC food z not more than 18yrs. Well let me jux stop. I will open my own thread, titled " mr saint experience at owerri prisons". 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Balyz: 6:23am On Dec 11, 2013 |
youth must work: Op. This whole story made me remember wen I was convicted 2005 for Arson attack on my neighbors car. Thou I was granted bail at d sum N859,000. I stayed 3weeks/1day before I was released. Owerri prison no be moi moi case oooo. We re lyk jux 20-30 muslims in d yard d rest nah xtians. I was jailed same tym wit a prison warder dt tried to smuggle weed via 12- 17ft prison fence. D warder was caught by d owerri CRACKED SQUAD trying to smuggle a sack nylon filled wit weed. If nt moni I would ve being a dead-man nw, all thanks to my junior bros. Who made everything possible for my release. I so much hated our OC Torture, he made me dance nak'ed for cell. our OC food z not more than 18yrs. Well let me jux stop. I will open my own thread, titled " mr saint. experience at owerri prisons".No bi small tin o |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by longjohnsilver: 6:33am On Dec 11, 2013 |
^^^^and there goes anoda nlander wit his own prison experience....seems like almost half (just jokin) of nlanders don enta joint one time or the oda sef...people just dey confess ni sha... My worst fear is losing my freedom (being imprisoned or any other form of enslavement or entrapment) one of the reasons why I try be an upright citizen of the world and one of the reasons I hate having any encounters with the NPF (no offence tho to the police) 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by neneblazing95(f): 7:00am On Dec 11, 2013 |
:ochei,bros yeh...shey yhu don go do medical check-up so,e be lyk say d cigar wey yhu smoke insyd prison sef plenty pass de weed wey yhu dey smoke for outsyd world!!! |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by JentleJosh(m): 7:21am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Wonderful morning to y'all. |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Nobody: 7:54am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Op continue before I die
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Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by An0nimus: 8:02am On Dec 11, 2013 |
@experimentist You could stick with the way you've been writing the story and do the more detailed one somewhere and probably publish it as a book or something. Just saying. Your story is an eye -opener by the way. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 8:07am On Dec 11, 2013 |
nene_blazing95: :ochei,bros yeh...shey yhu don go do medical check-up so,e be lyk say d cigar wey yhu smoke insyd prison sef plenty pass de weed wey yhu dey smoke for outsyd world!!!morning Nene. Not only check up I was under treatment for a whole week. Ah, all d bad water wey man don drink, u wan bacteria to build empire for my body abi? No oh! |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 8:10am On Dec 11, 2013 |
An0nimus: @experimentist You could stick with the way you've been writing the story and do the more detailed one somewhere and probably publish it as a book or something. Just saying.Yeah I feel u I will work on that. Thnx man 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by Nobody: 8:17am On Dec 11, 2013 |
Mr Poster it would be good if u stop that smoking life mehn. ur a talented story teller . Wish i could help publish your experience gaskiya ne. Big ups!! |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by experimentist: 8:25am On Dec 11, 2013 |
chris baba: Mr Poster it would be good if u stop that smoking life mehn. ur a talented story teller . Wish i could help publish your experience gaskiya ne. Big ups!!yes bro it will sure be gud, but it ain't easy thou. Walahi! Buh I'm trying mehn, I only smoke like 10 wraps a day now in the comfort of my house thou. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Prison With Inmates And Warders by PurestBoy(m): 8:28am On Dec 11, 2013 |
experimentist: yes bro it will sure be gud, but it ain't easy thou. Walahi! Buh I'm trying mehn, I only smoke like 10 wraps a day now in the comfort of my house thou. Lol, bad pikin |
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