hummnnn this is pathetic

Why judge other people when you've not been in their shoes...you probably won't know what makes us smoke weed if you've never smoked one before, anybody who have smoked a blunt will never say it is bad or dangeros to health...in my opinion, weed is one of the most valuable gift that nature has to offer...nobody should start shit cos of my post oo

See legendary smokers...

anitank:
Thanks for the advice ma'am but I don't do weed

No vex dearie... Wasnt refferin 2u jare na 2d guys o!

anitank:
Lol! Guy rest na

Pele

Yeye want begin smell for this thread.

OP,updates please

@OP. Were d foreign detainees and convicts share cell with Nigerians?

Olayinkaoj: @OP. Were d foreign detainees and convicts share cell with Nigerians?

na true oh, op with ur level of experience at that place,please ans this question.

Olayinkaoj: @OP. Were d foreign detainees and convicts share cell with Nigerians?

na true oo.ur story don even make me 4get about that part.answer the question and shay dey allow wuna intaract with them?

Sarah a: na true oh, op with ur level of experience at that place,please ans this question.

U haven't been following the thread obviously. He said there were different wards for the foreigners

Any babe here that is proud to smoke blunt ??

Sarah a: na true oh, op with ur level of experience at that place,please ans this question.

Women too dey go jail now, visiting their and tell us your experience won't be bad, lol, na joke o before u attack me

ifyalways: Yeye want begin smell for this thread.

OP,updates please

lol

Na shyte go smell o



@all y'all.. Abeg make una no vex, make una follow me bumper-to-bumper.. Today hussle get as be, very hectic

Olayinkaoj: @OP. Were d foreign detainees and convicts share cell with Nigerians?

foreigners and big men dem get their own separate cell. Abi u wan kill dem?

big head: @op
u shld stop smoking asap,
it damages the body more than u can ever think of.

and come to think about it, wld u love to see ur child smoke?

just answer the question and i'll be satisfied. cos i believe you shld practice what your want ur younger ones to be.
#justSaying.

Guy forget, smoke no be bad tin o! Na those wey dey smoke misbehave dey spoil the name. Even our president dey smoke, sey u no know?

PurestBoy:

Women too dey go jail now, visiting their and tell us your experience won't be bad, lol, na joke o before u attack me

God save you say you , I for send three mopo to your area make they beat you like say tommrrow no dey.lol

All this pipo complainin about weed and side effects,even d fud,juice etc we consume daily have effects on us in d long run,so cut d crap...we all try so hard to preserve this life whose loss is inevitable..my only advice is ''smoke d holy grass responsibly''...

Sarah a: God save you say you , I for send three mopo to your area make they beat you like say tommrrow no dey.lol

Haba madam, wetin be my offence, I no dey smoke weed nau

experimentist: foreigners and big men dem get their own separate cell. Abi u wan kill dem?

OP thank God you're back, I think say dem don carry u again ni

12 midnight guys, thnx for ur concerns

experimentist: 12 midnight guys, thnx for ur concerns

50 minutes more, I'm waiting but why always 12midnight? Why not now? This criminal habit still dey your body. Lol

I smoked and smoked till my chest starts getting heavy. "Cigar no good oh, see chest just dey pain" I complained. "Na so na, na igboh sure pass, e no give u chest pain.. E go just make u dey high like cloud 9" yahaya said as he blows an avalanche of smoke into the air. "na why I stop cigar since cos if start to play ball under 10 minutes I don gas out. But igboh no dey be like day" I added. "Na so na, u no say cigar na bad chemical. Yahaya said. "Na true oh, if I comot here I no go even smoke anyone again. I stop both igboh and cigar" I said even thou I knw that it won't be that easy. "You sure say you go fit stop igboh so?" Asked yahaya. " I go fit na, wetin dey there. Abi dem born me wit am?" I replied and we both laughhed. It is almost time to break fasting and mostly everybody started bringing their food stuffs. Cooking time. It's about the be a hell in this motherfuckerrr! "Everywhere go start to dey hot now" I said angrily. "U neva see anything, shebi na just two day u don spend for here, we wey dey here since last 2 months nko" sunday who barely talk said with a frowned face. The guy no dey even smile at all. Person wey no get hope how e go take spark smile. I kept the cigarette fire burning as the whole place is also burning. If u wan bake bread or toast cake, u no need oven, just come inside Ikoyi prison Ward A, freedom state, tell the warders say na bread u wan bake dem go allow enter. Ur bread go done in 3 minutes time (if u tryam u r on ur own oh). Few minutes later it was time for prayer, I prayed hard and I asked God to grant my bail/freedom. I pray tire! I wonder if God heard me in this hell of a place. Shey God dey see as hin people dey suffer like dis inside heat, sh'it, peace and hunger. Na wa oh! After prayer we ate and after we prayed again and everyone positioned in their various post. There was an announcement. The speaker of the house is speaking. Saturday is the day work is being distributed.those that worked this week will rest and another set of people will continue. I was surprised to be told that I am to take over from OC lavatory. "buh I don't pay for d work na" I said to vice presido who is a very gentle but rugged guy. "Dat ur money don expire na, abi u know no say dat money wey u pay na for jst 1 day? U even get luck say dem no give u work yester day" he carelessly said. "Na wa oh, so na me go come dey pack sh'it go troway now" I almost cried out loud. There 2 OC lavatory, one to wash to whole lav while the other is to dispose the rubber of sh'it. I went to complain to mu friend, DPO, he told me to wait while he went and talked to the Vice preident. Few minutes later he came back and inform me that he had pleaded on my behalf so I will only wash inside the lavatory while the other dude will do the sh'it disposing job.

I slept that night thinking of how I'm gonna wash that stinky, dirty and miserable place. And d worst part is that you ain't gonna wash the damn place with some kinda long brush or som'n, you're only gonna be provided wit just a mere sponge. So you have to scrub hard with ur hands and make sure everywhere is clean or else, u go jam am. I couldn't sleep that night, I'm just having a terrible nightmares. Before I knew it, it's 4am again and everywhere is heated by the various fire from the small stoves. The tot of washing the lavatory is as fresh as a fresh tomato on my mind. After eating, praying and every, boys went back to sleep. As was sleeping when some one gave me a tap. "Alejo, oya come go carry that sh'it go troway" the voice said with a command tone. "Which kain sh'it I dey go troway, na lavatory dem say make I wash oh" I said to the guy who is staring hard at me. I was told by DPO that I'm not to carry sh'it again but to wash the damn place. "You say wetin? Mr man man come do ur work o!" The guy shouted and drew the attention of the vice presido. The vice pres instructed the other to carry the sh'it while I do the washing. I was saved in die minute.

Almost 12...

*Thinking to mysef....ah fit go 2rounds before op update...hmm*

Oya Adamma wake up mk ah rush dis level sharply...

Brb@op...update ooo

Chaii op see as u spoil show


Xo u even wash dah dirty lavatory.....chaii ogbeni u hear am hot ooo....

yung da maz: Chaii op see as u spoil show


Xo u even wash dah dirty lavatory.....chaii ogbeni u hear am hot ooo....

bro d tin tire me oh. Buh I still thank say no sh'it I carry

PurestBoy:

50 minutes more, I'm waiting but why always 12midnight? Why not now? This criminal habit still dey your body. Lol

Oga police, I no be criminal ohh Oya take 50 naira

PurestBoy:

OP thank God you're back, I think say dem don carry u again ni

Dem go carry you?












Na play o

It's wash hour, I and my colleage, OC water went into stinky place. He is to provide water while I wash the whole place. A small bucket was give to me and one other small plastic plate which I am to use in pouring water from the mani bucket. I was give some omo, I poured some of the omo in the water contained in the bucket. I stood there looking not knowing where the fuvk to start from. "Guy, na to close mind do dis thing o! If dem c u dey dull na wahala o." The OC water dude whsiper to me. He he was being nice and honest. "You don enter here u don enter be that, small boy go slap ur face nutin go happen. nothing wey u fit do... All these guys wey you dey see so dem no send u o. Dis place be like house for dem. Dem dey enter dey comot anyhow" the dude continued as I tried to figure out where to start from.. "As u see me so I don wash dis place tire. I no get choice. Na for d main time" he keeps encouraging me. "Eh as u don wash am tire come collect wash na" I almost said. The small room that looks like a dungeon (if you are a tall dude like me you cannot stand inside. You av to bend down a bit cos inside is very short) was separated into two small halves. The first half is a bathroom while the other side a toilet. The toilet is not usable, it is a damaged toilet and it must have been there like that for a very long time. You dare not shit in it or else, na jamming things get you! I started washing from the bathroom, I washed everywhere from the the floor to every nooks and whatever, I expanded to the other side. I was face with the stupeed rubber, the idi0t just sat dare looking at me seemed to be saying something like; "thunder fire you, oya carry me comot for here make u was d place" "If I slap you eeh, smelly idi0t" I replied the sh'it bucket. "Abi I don dey mad, dis place fit turn pes maf sef"I tot as. Continued the task.

Op, u don sleep? Some pipu dey follow yr thread lik yr shadow dey waka follow u. Abeg update fasterly fasterly, day stil young oooo

Op don sleep ontop him phone

Na wa o!!! Tot previously dat responsible females don't lyk ganja boys...but d ladiz av proven me wrong.

Experimentom..u go get wyf for dis ur thread wey go dey supot ur ganja ministry o xpecialy a*t*n*k.

But u r supoz 2 b apy sey no b shyyyyyyyyttttt u kom lata carry cus d memory wil 4eva linga on u til u die sey u kari 85 inmates shyyyyyytttt with ur hand. Chai!!!!

I reject dis for me, my family n frnds.