youth must work: Nawaaaoooh, young man y u come finish ds story nah. Did we tell u dt we re tired of readn. Abeg try visit more prisons so dt u cn be updating Us.

ogeoflyf: Woow! what a story.
Now it's over. Yyyyy!!!

A.jeez:
Great great story bro..welldone..dnt 4get abt d book..if u really serious..I cn hook u up wit a reputable publishers ran by young guys like we..dey 1 of d best publishn house in nigeria..they'll help edit ur story..thanks a lot for sharing d experience..mun gode

Bantino:

I just like this gal!!!! She understands life, has a good sense of humour and mostly from her comments, she seems to be a very honest person who calls a spade; 'spade', without minding whose ox is gored.

Justeenaleo: Sobs* so its over Lesson learnt
1.U went to "federal palace hotel because of sunday nd yahaya,if u hadn't gone dey'd still b there pro'lly
2.U needed to b taught a lesson on how to appreciate yo freedom (I cud bet one side of ma a55,u learnt dat)
3.D most important,Weed Wisely

please just tell me

Xsenga: ;DGoogle is ur frnd.

Sarah a: To God be the glory.

anitank: Nice....thank God for you.

Here is to hoping a lot of people who followed this thread learnt something.

Stay safe dear. God bless!

kayojosephy: thanks man 4 sharing ur prison experience wid us...i pray we shall not witness such and it will neva be ur portion again...now to unfollow d thread jejely as i don dey follow am like when inmates dey rush NASFAT rice...thanks man

Buoyantic: op permission to copy and paste.....© I wan comply am,publish am..this book go sell

ChiSun27: Was so emotional with those guys u helpd...dia is a reason 4 everythn. U wia an angel to those guys dat came out. Though d xpernce was a bita one but God used u to free doz guys xpecialy Sunday.

On bhaf of odaz...I also wnt to thank u 4 sharn ur xpernce with us amongst ur tyt schedules...even though it warrantd u updatn in d late hrs of d nyt...u r a hero...people lyk me celebrate u atlst 4 d lives u aided dia bails...God blex u hard.

Pls...as I mysef n odas av equally suggestd...pls stop smokn cus at d long run...u will regret it if u don't stp now.

God be with u...play safe nxt tym.

ifyalways: Finally. Good read!

experimentist: bro money for hand back for ground.. I go sue you oh

experimentist: Continuation


We were 2 news news comers in my cell, plus 85 we met there makes 87 in one room. We all share one big paint rubber as our toilet. At about 10pm after everybody have broken their fastings all every has panjied to hsi post. 'Panji for ya post' is a slang used in prison which means 'stay in your position'. So after everyone have panjied to his post, the vice president of the cell yelled at me "alejo, oya come here". I was frightened. It was as if my heart was torn into pieces. I walk very carefully from my post, leaping and making sure I don't step on anybody because I can get a slap from behind. I got closer to him, he looked at me and shook his head and said "na God save you say na for Ramadan you enter here, wooo, awon omo oro ma ti gba eti ye foo(I woulda been tortured)" I didn't say anything I was looking like a dummy while thanking my stars. He asked me what brought me here I told him it was a raiding. He hissed, wishing it was robbery that brought me here. "alejo, una no kill any police?" One rugged looking dude asked from behind. "No oh, na raid dem raid us oh". "Puaaah" the guy landed me a very hot slap that got me confused and forgot where I was confused for some minutes. I was later shown the rules and regulations of the cell. The vice president read all the laws for me while I listen attentively. He told if I have anyone outside that can visit and bring me money so I can be given a bed, pay some amounts so I won't given cell chore at all. Some of the chores are; sweeping the cell floor, washing the state's plate, washing the very dirty toilet, disposing the paint rubber full of giants sh'its etc... Every morning as early as 7am all cells are to bring out their paints of rubber full of sh'it. The person with the task of disposing the sh'it is to carry the miserable sh'it plastic from the cell, to outside the ward then back of the premises where a dilapidated suck away is situated. You are to empty the whole sh'it through a big opening from the suck away. The wash the rubber very well and return it back to the cell. I told the vice president that I will call someone the next morning to bring me money so I can pay for bed and work.. If you have money to pay for bed then you will sleep on the flow. I called (there a business center where inmates go and make call during break hours for #20 per minutes) a friend the next morning luckily for me he vistied early and handed me 2k. I beg the VP and gave him #1500 so that I won't be told to go and carry sh'it. I kept the remaining #500 with me.

Since I don't have money to pay for a bed which is about #2500-#3000, I have to sleep on the floor. Those that are on bed all called 'VIP section' while the small space in between 2 beds is called 'ajegunle' and the middle part of the cell where inmates are packed together like sardine is called 'jankara market'. Since I don't have money to rent a VIP apartment and no money to rent a room in ajegunle I was placed in jankara market. We have lice, bed bugs and other blood sucking insects everywhere on floor. The smell that comes from the toilet every time someone is about to sh'it is deadly.


To be continued....

360command: Experimentist, nice thread. It was really touching and kept one in a simulation view(as if I was in there). You really went through hell but I am happy you are out telling your true story. Somehow, there was a purpose why you went in there. The laws of nature took its place and Gods miracle . Laws of nature brought you there because of the act you committed, and Gods miracle knowing well that you will come out but wanted to use you to bring out those other inmates. You said in your story 'you wonder if Gods hears or answer our prayers in this hell(prison). I believe he does and he did so by helping those other inmates who must have been praying as well. Don't forget to come out with a blog, article or report. Make sure you talk about the lapses going on in our prison and where you think it should be fixed. Nice one bruv!

Xsenga: What will u guys do if u're h.o.r.n.y?

experimentist: u be correct babe. Dat is d coco of d matter. If I hadn't gone there those guys woulda probly spend years in there before anything.

I've learnt of my lessons dear, nothing left. I've gotten my certificate already

I graduated from federal palace hotel university of life.