Ujujoan: Meanwhile joke apart . . . I think I'm in love with Jackson Avery of Grey's anatomy.

Anybody trusting me in a room alone with him is tempting satan

That rugged bad boy look is heavenly . . . his smile actually makes my heart skip for real.

He's on my must meet celebrities list . . even if it's just to look into his ever so green eyes just once . . . *faints*

Baby mama:

Tua!
An ex convict
A criminal that spent time in the penitentiary
God forbid bad tinz !!
This one get serious comma
No abeg

Baby mama:

Very sharp babe
One time a refund check landed in both our names
Fear no gree me forge his signature like my fellow women do,my gal pal was like GABA,just use left hand and sign his name
I need to know how people get access to the accounts
I need advice on that one
My man is ultra savvy with what goes on with his money
He is on the stingy side
If you like blow his mind in the bedroom and his eyes are dim,once you talk about dollars,he is wide awake and latching unto his wallet.
That is one huge flaw he has.he grew up poor and I think that is part of why he is stingy.

sunvick: @ babymama
pls permit me cos am about to attempt plagiarism on this wonderful piece you just did. They are so so awesome i must confess. I have really learnt alot from here how to make family/home.


I waner also say God bless you all that made this thread a fabulous one, CC,PE,BMM,COOGAR{lik ur patern of logism n rational esp on dat COZA pastor's issue}. One more time i say God bless you all.


I will also appreciate if u guys can trow litle light on wat life is lik during the pregnancy period? How shld a husbby suport his wife?

Dyekatana: hello people have been following this thread so closely cos' i need help. and i created this user profile so i can open up.
now about fb and marriages. i am friends with an ex on fb. i know i should cut if off. i know. my hubby is not the romantic type and does not get me at all. this guy does. i now log on to fb hoping my ex will be online. i am born again. i love the lord i do but i cannot seem to stop fantasizing. someone please pour cold water on me .
i am sensible btw i know i am not in love; this is just lust pure and simple. cos i am cynical about marriage and i have no intention of breaking up my marriage to go and submit to another man . the devil you know..... but how do i get over this?
someone tell me this will pass.
(oh lawdy i hope this forum is truly anonymous)

my issue is slightly more complex cos my hubby is older than i am but i always have a knack for attracting younger men though i am not beautiful at all.(don't ask me why) and there is another young man .....but since i don't really know what is up yet... i will leave that for later. i love the funloving way you women talk so please talk to me.....

so i will take a leap of faith here cos i need someone to talk to who is christian but also understands that i am human.
please help; my relationship with Jesus is suffering.
i can't pray i feel dirty, i feel like a hypocrite in church when i teach, oh lawdy... never been through this before...

Dyekatana: hello people have been following this thread so closely cos' i need help. and i created this user profile so i can open up.
now about fb and marriages. i am friends with an ex on fb. i know i should cut if off. i know. my hubby is not the romantic type and does not get me at all. this guy does. i now log on to fb hoping my ex will be online. i am born again. i love the lord i do but i cannot seem to stop fantasizing. someone please pour cold water on me .
i am sensible btw i know i am not in love; this is just lust pure and simple. cos i am cynical about marriage and i have no intention of breaking up my marriage to go and submit to another man . the devil you know..... but how do i get over this?
someone tell me this will pass.
(oh lawdy i hope this forum is truly anonymous)

my issue is slightly more complex cos my hubby is older than i am but i always have a knack for attracting younger men though i am not beautiful at all.(don't ask me why) and there is another young man .....but since i don't really know what is up yet... i will leave that for later. i love the funloving way you women talk so please talk to me.....

so i will take a leap of faith here cos i need someone to talk to who is christian but also understands that i am human.
please help; my relationship with Jesus is suffering.
i can't pray i feel dirty, i feel like a hypocrite in church when i teach, oh lawdy... never been through this before...

Baby mama:
Rarely do ex lovers maintain a platonic relationship without the amorous ways resurfacing
Okafor's law.

chaircover:

Does it really work though? what if you both broke up on bitter grounds? me I will spit in his face o!

coogar:




i cannot believe you know okafor's law.

Baby mama:


Nna a you are talking to a seasoned veteran o
The headmaster was once a school boy ,you know

Baby mama:

If you saw my earlier post about FB and social media,I advised that people not accept FB friendships from their former flames,it's because of situations such as yours.This is actually very common.A lady I know almost lost her marriage because she forgot to log out and when hubby came to the computer later,their private messages popped up and he read an eyeful.

Baby mama:

Rarely do ex lovers maintain a platonic relationship without the amorous ways resurfacing
Okafor's law

I think there is an emotional need your hubby is not fulfilling and this man has recognized it and is fulfilling that need by these flirtations
Have you folks met since this e-affair started

Dyekatana: ...i hear you and will take steps to cut off...

Dyekatana: hi
just yank the knife out at once abi?
ouch!
i did not even notice my language until you pointed this out..... boy am i in trroooouble

but thanks for not letting me get away with it.

Dyekatana: thanks everyone, i have been called out and will make good. going to bed before the hubby comes out and wants to read what i am writing. then tomorrow's headlines could just read "Facebook Fantasy Fuels Family Fracas; Nairaland implicated"

Baby mama:


Rarely do ex lovers maintain a platonic relationship without the amorous ways resurfacing
Okafor's law

Ujujoan:
Lol

But seriously o, every woman should have a copy of this 'law' enlarged in her bathroom wall

chaircover:

I like this babe . . good sense of humor, so I have decided to help you.

I will "LEND" you three of my men. . . LENDING O! not giving.

Every time you feel like talking to your Ex, talk to these ones instead.

Just make sure you return them to me after use or else we will fight

Errrmmmmm sista Jennny face front abeg . . . I heard that you now like Aki, so keep to your lane

Baby mama:


Lol
Please don't tell him about this guy at all
Don't mention it in any light manner
Keep your mouth shut
Cut it off and take it to your grave

jennykadry:

CC enough already take those pictures down else....I Will send mr CC a huge parcel of omotola's poster(for your bedroom of course)

Dyekatana: thanks everyone, i have been called out and will make good. going to bed before the hubby comes out and wants to read what i am writing. then tomorrow's headlines could just read "Facebook Fantasy Fuels Family Fracas; Nairaland implicated"

Chillisauce:

You no dey use eye see yekini device?

To fish you out just mention yekini or yekini-added-device, you just show!

jennykadry:

Excuse me madam say what? Me I was just minding my own business jejely before CC posted pictures up there. What have I done now is it my fault that CC decided to post the pictures of "hoodlessess"?

Please don't act like you don't like yekini, have you ever turned down a well hydrated off the market stand at attention yekini before? Look at her acting like she wouldn't turn down a nice nsala with snapper fish soup for a sniff of that "ogi" that presents itself at the tip of a yekini after a solid round of WAZOBIA

A grumpy yekini a.k.a weapon of mass destruction leads to a peace-less household. We cannot afford to have a disorganized home so for peace to reign, you gotta worship the yekini you sleep with

Efemena_xy:

OMG!!

And I thought I was bad?? Jenny, your are very badder!