He calls you by midday coz he is missing you..yet you busyed his calls cos you were in a board meeting...
he is back from a stressful day and you were busy pinging... You just shouted *welcome dearie* from the sofa.. but your maid met him at the door... looked him in the eyes and said good evening while collecting his bags...
he wants to eat with you... but you are watching your weight plus you are pinging... So you called your maid to serve him..and she does that.
He would really love to speak with you about his new boss at work and he called you to the dining table, You came... You sat... but then "its celebrity gossip" your favorite program on air.. You be like.. #holddattot... while u rush back in front of the t.v after dinner...
he settles down beside you, His head on your laps and requests for a light massage... but just as you started... he cried out in pains cos your long fixed nails dug into his back...
He realy wants to check out the champions league draws but you are so engrossed with your program dat he just kissed you good night and headed to bed.
On his way, he saw the maid battling with her assignments, yawning sleepily he asks "why didn't you tell my wife to help you out... "she was pressing her fone for long, So i didn't wanna disturb her" says your maid...
he sat down and helped her with her homework, heads locked together, eyeball to eyeball... after which she says "thanks sir"... and while collecting her pen from him... he realized how soft her hands were and nails well trimmed... plus he still needed that massage..hmmm..
Its 5a.m.. he is up... he needs to leave early and beat traffic and he needs breakfast plus lunch in his
lunchbox... but you slept late around 12a.m... So you are outta the question... he goes to the maids room to wake her up... knocks on her door but she
didn't answer.. so he had to enter the room...
Sweetheart... You Didnt do anything wrong o... but if he
starts sleeping with your maid.. don't be angry... next you will update that all men are
dogs... SERIOUSLY ?? Which breed is your dad?
Ekuke or Alsatian


Source-- Chiamaka

Tell dem... I love dis!

oun ojeu bari...

Op, God bless u for dis... Later dey blame guys for looking awtside. If yu give your guy all dat he can get awtside, i dnt see any reason why he will still look @ her. When yu cook for him, play with him, help him awt, listen to him instead of nagging, life would b much more easier!!

those should not be excuses for him. he should tell her what she's doing wrong.

I shld leave a board meeting because of a phonecall?

On point! It's just pitiable when ladies behave this way to their men.

ireneidiva: I shld leave a board meeting because of a phonecall?

Ask yourself this question: do you cherish your job more than your marriage/relationship?


I guess feminism is really eating deeper and deeper into you ladies.

@OP both guys and girls are guilty of neglecting their partner in marriage. Most men prefer to stay out till midnight, just hanging out with their friends at cool spots to coming home to their wives who are seriously worried about their whereabout.

Some men get back from work only to be met by their affectionate wife who is ready to talk about how the day went but all they will say is ''Dear could you please let me be, today was really hectic for me and i need to rest, we will talk later''. So can we totally blame girls?


What about those men who will rather stay out to watch Chelsea/Arsenal playing than to think of their spouse?


What about those men who bring their office work home over the weekend and cant even spare their weekend for their wives and kids?


What about the kids who hardly know anything about their daddy simply because daddy is more of a reputable man outside his matrimonial home than inside? To be frank, most ladies tend to be responsible in marriage than men. Women are much more caring when wedded than in their spinsterhood, which i think comes with this overwhelming sense of responsibility that comes over them once they get wedded. So OP, dont blame all girls, guys also should check themselves. Cheers!!!

Danhumprey: Ask yourself this question: do you cherish your job more than your marriage/relationship?


I guess feminism is really eating deeper and deeper into you ladies.

Come on na... Will you leave a meating just to talk to your gf or wife? The guy made good points but that one no follow. Btw, in most houses the reverse is the case sef. A guy will leave is premier league n UEFA for a lady to watch E! Or style? Lol

Why does this write up sound like a reason men cheat? Smh... #like say guys no dey commit#

Danhumprey: Ask yourself this question: do you cherish your job more than your marriage/relationship?


I guess feminism is really eating deeper and deeper into you ladies.

crap. Ask yourself the same question. Wateva happend 2 calling back when i'm less busy? And whats up with the housegirl's homework part? You and the op need to grow up. Smh

Ayam seriously impressed .
Shout out to d fabricator of dis write up.

Hmmm

martha: Hmmm

Yeeeeaaaahhh

Adaeze003:

Come on na... Will you leave a meating just to talk to your gf or wife? The guy made good points but that one no follow. Btw, in most houses the reverse is the case sef. A guy will leave is premier league n UEFA for a lady to watch E! Or style? Lol

Why does this write up sound like a reason men cheat? Smh... #like say guys no dey commit#

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ireneidiva:
crap. Ask yourself the same question. Wateva happend 2 calling back when i'm less busy? And whats up with the housegirl's homework part? You and the op need to grow up. Smh

I guess you both are right. Didn't see it that way.

Danhumprey: . I guess you both are right. Didn't see it that way.

Don't tell me you agree with them. . .

Olugbenger:

Don't tell me you agree with them. . .

Despite all said,both parties are sometimes guilty of neglect. No one is born perfect!

martha: Hmmm

Martha Martha Martha Martha.. I called you four times cause I wanna bless you with a title. you are hereby bestowed













The Miss Hmmm of Nairaland

kennypoka2:
Martha Martha Martha Martha.. I called you four times cause I wanna bless you with a title. you are hereby bestowed













The Miss Hmmm of Nairaland

Oh! thank u... m honoured... does this title come with any goodies?

martha: Oh! thank u... m honoured... does this title come with any goodies?

yeah, u r d only one permitted to use d word Hmmm on nairaland from today henceforth. any one that uses it without your permission shall be banned with immediate effects.. Miss Hmmm of nairaland, keep working for the masses of nairaland..

kennypoka2:
yeah, u r d only one permitted to use d word Hmmm on nairaland from today henceforth. any one that uses it without your permission shall be banned with immediate effects.. Miss Hmmm of nairaland, keep working for the masses of nairaland..

Hmmm

Mods front page o, this story sounds very interesting for people to read... Tenks

Bump

*stroking chin thoughtfully* this raises valid issues

Why always women?

this is why its good to marry more than one wife

Enegod: this is why its good to marry more than one wife

Pathetic

skydeep:
Pathetic

i forgive you

Enegod: i forgive you

Lol. Merry Christmas

skydeep:
Lol. Merry Christmas

I wish you and antelope the best

Enegod: I wish you and antelope the best

Celebrate with Joy and harmony