OMG!! Lmao! Cant stop laughing!

I nor fit just stop to dey laff.

[quote author = So the congregation were just looking at him until water pass his head and they didnt do anything to save him. Nawa oo

cold:
Yeah because Dynamo has the gift to perform amazing stunts then it must be of the devil(who's this devil anyways)..smh. And to think this is someone we can see.Jesus on the other hand was just an ordinary Jew (who may or may not have existed) raised above his station by some other Jewish & Roman storytellers. Isn't it kinda odd that there were no other records of the great feats of Jesus outside the biblical stories we've been made to believe?

THANK GOD YOU NOTICED THAT ITS ONLY THE Bible that has records of Jesus-Reason;The bible is the ONLY ONE TRUE BOOK YOU CAN KNOW ABOUT GOD,AND JESUS.GOD IS NOT THE AUTHOR OF CONFUSSION,SO HE MADE IT EASY FOR ALL OF US AND COMPLIED THE WHOLE BODY OF TRUTH ABOUT HIM AND HIS KINGDOM IN THE BIBLE.NO OTHER BOOK OUTSIDE THE BIBLE WILL REVEAL THIS TRUTHS TO YOU.SO MY BRODA SHINE YOUR EYES AND KNIW THE TRUTH!!!!!!GOD LOVES YOU PEACE

Wtf!!!! I can't just stop laughing i trust our naija pastors...den neva fo0lish reach lyke dat

Ok he has ended well. So where is he spending eternity den?

bigfree: hahahaha. This man think say him and Jesus na mate. He is the son of God and you are the son of who?

Jesus is the messenger not son of god

dnt put god to test

Super1759:

Meanwhile,without documentation,which other proof do u need about something that happens 1000s yrs back?

By extension, what you are saying is whatever is said to have happened a thousand plus years ago as documented on some paper or any such material, should be taken as truth without question There are scientific methods of investigating and establishing the veracity or otherwise of documented "history". Man, as gifted in knowledge by God, has risen above all forms of ignorance, and have means of doing things, through the help of science, that back in the day would have been seen as "miracles", heresy, or sorcery.

If the Big Bang which pre-dates humankind by millions of years could be scientifically proven, then I see no reason why this can't. #my opinion tho.

And by the way, isn't there some place in the bible in which the Lord said we would perform greater miracles than he did in out time (I stand to be corrected). If that is the case, are incidents like Criss' not a manifestation of that prophesy??

pictures or it never happened.

One less stupi.d man in Africa.....

omenka:

By extension, what you are saying is whatever is said to have happened a thousand plus years ago as documented on some paper or any such material, should be taken as truth without question There are scientific methods of investigating and establishing the veracity or otherwise of documented "history". Man, as gifted in knowledge by God, has risen above all forms of ignorance, and have means of doing things, through the help of science, that back in the day would have been seen as "miracles", heresy, or sorcery.

If the Big Bang which pre-dates humankind by millions of years could be scientifically proven, then I see no reason why this can't. #my opinion tho.

Well,I don't wana talk further on this...bible was written by men by God's inspiration.so I don't wana challenge the truth in it.


And by the way, isn't there some place in the bible in which the Lord said we would perform greater miracles than he did in out time (I stand to be corrected). If that is the case, are incidents like Criss' not a manifestation of that prophesy??

Hahahhahaha, dis man your so funny, first of all cris was doing magic,not miracle.. Number 2, he was. Acting on selfish interest to showcase his powers not in 'Jesus name" remember the "seven sons of sceva in the bible, remebr simon d sorcere in the bible, so magic startd far back... But when you talk about "doing more than Jesus,he was refering to his disciples not to the world, if you are not in Jesus how can you do more than he did?
Guy, d truth is, all those things are tricks,atleast uve seen the videos I showed u

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he shud av 1st tried 2 heal d sick nd raise d dead b4 walkin on water. foolish man

Lol!!..

omenka:

But Criss Angel did it. Does it mean they are mates

That na illusion bro, Criss Angel makes u see what u want 2 see. He's more of an illusionist.

mascot87: You shall not put the Lord your God to test

guy bone story...d man tried his faith but the water no cooperate.

Jesus didn't even walk on water. He actually walked on strategically placed stones in the ocean

joywendy: OMG!! Lmao! Cant stop laughing!

Stil dy laugh

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manmustwac: Jesus didn't even walk on water. He actually walked on strategically placed stones in the ocean

guy na wa for ƴƠƲ o na ƴƠƲ put †̥н̲̣̣̣̥ε stone there lol

Super1759: [/b]

Hahahhahaha, dis man your so funny, first of all cris was doing magic,not miracle..

Hold it right there boddy!!! What's the difference between "magic" and "miracle". Are those two words not subjective, depending on who's interpreting the events What do you call the supernatural things done by the so called "men of God"? Miracles What made them miracles and what makes Criss' magic??

Sunglow: Its called a miracle because it happened in the physical world,in the spirit world its a normal way of life.

person, is that what the pastors tell you before they collect your contribution for their private jet and mansions?

Cretin!

lack of faith at work.... at least the Bible says that greater things than Jesus did we 'll do

omenka:

But Criss Angel did it. Does it mean they are mates

criss angel is occultic-he uses demons to do his magic acts. Jesus walked on the water by the power of God. That pastor was really foolish to have tried waalking on water without God's approval.

Nawa Ooº°Ú Ú°ºoo. No divers around to help him out. E yaaaa na so him kil himsef

So the man didn't know when to retreat as he saw his walking on water wasn't working?

Fake story, or the man is dumber than dumb.

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jude d writer: criss angel is occultic-he uses demons to do his magic acts. Jesus walked on the water by the power of God. That pastor was really foolish to have tried waalking on water without God's approval.

Magic is more about "Illusion" tricks and equipment. Youtube "debunking magic" and "Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed " (it's about 17 or more episodes of 40 mins each). It took me a whole weekend to watch it all.

Now on the flip side, some are just simply occultism.

Hahaha. Do not put d lord ur God to the test. Why will he test God when he knows that we are full of sins and that God is angry with us?

a wise man will never test the depth of the ocean with his two feet.