Jade William: because u'r an Hausa guy; I'm reserving my comment

experimentist: I met her while I was just strolling down the neighbourhood with some of my homies. Na so she materialise, fine Igbo girl no pimple. I gbadun her style with her small, sharp dimple. She so simple. She's go an ice cream (yuzedu's voice) lap so fresh so clean with her pointed semi-grown twins. I felt like squeezing the damn thing right there I couldn't hold back or let go, she's so damn sweet. In fact, she would pass for a candy. As a sharp aboki nigga, I popped my collar and hollered "Hi" I greeted her with a very nice tone. "Hello" she replied me with a smile on her face. "Shoo, e be like I go follow dis babe o. She even reply me come dey smile join" I tot. "Guy, follow am na, u dey jones o" my guys encouraged. I summoned courage follow d babe. "How are you girl" I asked softly. "I'm fine, and u?" She replied like a matured girl and asked back. "I'm gud. I'm ..(I told her my name st8) nice to meet u, may I knw ur name?" I asked. She said her name is Joy. "Joy u're such an angel, which of the heaven did u come from?" I teased. "U're not serious" she said as she smiled with a dimple on her cheek. "Yeeeee, omo dis babe na die oh, if I no toast dis babe make I die" I said to myself. "So do u stay around?" I asked her wit a kind of charming smile on my face that no girl, I repeat no girl will ever resist. "Ikoyi, and you?" She said and asked where I live. I told her and she said fine. We got to a place and she said she going to the market to buy provisions. I asked her if she don't mind if I escort her and she said no. So we both entered keke napep as a sharp aboki dude I paid for d keke rider immediately. I followed her and she bought all that she wanted and we came out and too another keke to the main bus stop where she took a bus to her place.

She told me she's 20yrs old and I told her I'm 25 (na my soccer age be dat oh). We exchanged phone numbers and we both departed. I called her the following day and we chatted fine. I told her I missed her already she just laughed. She said she will be coming to the market by the weekend and that she will like to come see my place. I said ok fine, I was so happy that day that I celebrated with a big bottle of stout. No be small tin oh... I couldnt wait for weekend to come I need to see dis fine babe. I've never had it my way with such kain sweet potato. Sunday came and I arranged my crib wella that you'd think I'm expecting Queen Elizabeth, the Queen of England.. I Cleared all the dirty laundries, package dem for one coded corner. Sweep everywhere as usual. Spray some perfumes. I was damn broke dat day I had go and borrow some doe from a friend to buy some stuffs for entertaining my guest. I bought and apple juice, a pack of short bread biscuit and placed dem nicely inside my mini fridge. I brought out my precious SK (high-grade) from the freezer, I like it when it's cold it makes the brain to chill yamean. I cut a very small amount frm the SK and wrapped a very tiny sized joint, hit the bathroom/toilet, light my stuff while I'm shyyyyte... I smoked my thing with no rush, cleaned my a'ss and then grabbed my mouth brush and toothpaste and cleaned my mouht up. I took my bath and came out fresher than ever! I was dressing up when my phone rang, it was Joy, I picked the call and said "Hello Joy!" Her sweet voice came in "hi, good morning" she said, I noticed the time was 11:45am just 15mins to noon. She told me she was at the bus stop now and I quickly dressed up, spray my self and dashed out to pick her fine a'ss up.

PAGAN 9JA:
If you are Hausa and looking for marriage, you berra look for a Hausa girl.

ziggy44: .Hehehe what of the sweet igbo gurl wey you shine her congo

experimentist: Abeg no yapping oh, I no say una get bad mouf for here

debetmx: we have got some lovely ladies for you in 'federal palace hotel' who are looking for husband. cheers

Xsenga:

debetmx: we have got some lovely ladies for you in 'federal palace hotel' who are looking for husband. cheers

experimentist: sweetheart abeg PM, abi make I PM you?

Sarah a: oh lord of mercy!!!
If na me to tell this kind thing na to go find river fall inside. Lol

ziggy44: How market?hope you dey receive PM alert

DestinedSharon:
because U ar a smoker...... I comment my reserve.

Dyt: U?
I know u
Audu

U dumped Monica remember

experimentist: no mind dat wicked guy!





So how far Sarah, wetin u talk na? I dey wait o, 1st come, first serve oh!

experimentist: bro not yet oh....abeg u get any fine sista? Tell her to PM me, you can trust bro

experimentist: sweetheart abeg PM, abi make I PM you?

Xsenga: show me ur pix 1st.

Sarah a: say wetin na? On top wetin ? Shey I resemble those babes for federal place hotel? Hahaha, oh my God!!

Dyt: U?
I know u
Audu

U dumped Monica remember

ziggy44: .lolz, my sisters don marry finish..but nawa for dem nairaland babes o .... What of xsenga na

experimentist: Ok, but not here.. I too fine to upload my pix here. I dnt wana cause war between NL babes... PM me ur digits I will whatsaap my pix to you

experimentist: babe, forget federal palace matter... Oriental hotel I dey flex now

experimentist: no mind dat wicked guy!





So how far Sarah, wetin u talk na? I dey wait o, 1st come, first serve oh!

Xsenga: use it as ur profile pix now n remove it leta.

Sarah a: hmmmmmm, so you don up grade be that oh?your level don change be that oh?