Never argue with a woman, just use your brains
like this guy:
A man went on a night out with his friends the
wife is furious
and tells the kids that when he comes back they
must not open the door for him.
At about 12 midnight the man comes back and
knocks...the
Wife tells him "Go back and sleep where you are
coming
from!!!" Judging by her tone of voice that her fury is about
to
overflow and the man answered "Relax I'm not
here to sleep,
I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top
of the table or
just give them to me. There are lots of women at
the party!"
The wife opened the door and said "You are not
going
anywhere come in here before I change my mind!"

Shakara woman