Jerrick: You need to change ur poverty mentality! I'll help ya pretend you've got class #poka

Hahaha, if only you knew
In reality I could be your boss and you my driver but no one would even know. Nairaland dey break barriers sha. Nas why you get balls

Mindependent:
I kept it in the freezer, he was sexy, so if I ever want a sexy baby I can use it and hook him too

Excuse me? If you ever want a sexy baby? Dnt know if tis just me but dat sounds so wrong.

You Stole his "Sperm"?....
You stole his semen rather, thou fortunately for yhu, motile sperms myt be contained in it.

Rich, Cute, Sexy and handsome guys like us should be very careful ooo!....

Mindependent:
Hahaha, if only you knew
In reality I could be your boss and you my driver but no one would even know. Nairaland dey break barriers sha. Nas why you get balls

Lol....oya sorry Still remember the guy that wanna compliment u by force? *dats me* Should I go on?

....

Maybe that's why i don't fucck bitches because they re fuccking disgusting any girl that steal my sperm amadioha will strike her into two pieces...

Mindependent:
Something that tastes like ice cream mixed with slimy slugs

Nice difination

Jerrick: Lol....oya sorry Still remember the guy that wanna compliment u by force? *dats me* Should I go on?

Sorry I don't remember every tom jerrick and Harry that tries to get in my pants

IAMBREEZY: Maybe that's why i don't fucck bitches because they re fuccking disgusting any girl that steal my sperm amadioha will strike her into two pieces...

Well damn! Id be shocked to see a guy that fuccks female dogs or admits to doing so even. so I guess we on the same page

Chylo:

Excuse me? If you ever want a sexy baby? Dnt know if tis just me but dat sounds so wrong.

There's money in the business, you won't understand. It's called mating to get the best species for the Italians

Sepp360: Rich, Cute, Sexy and handsome guys like us should be very careful ooo!....

You're rich? What's your number

Click 'like' if u believe by stealing someone's sperm, the op is already a failure in 2014.

Everyone wants likes for free

Heehehehe! Guys don vex!
@ Mindependent,mbok give me the recipe..i gat plans too.

RedBenson: Click 'like' if u believe by stealing someone's sperm, the op is already a failure in 2014.

Likes does not put food on the table boy!

Just for the mere fact you follow me and post such shit like this proves you've been a failure since day 1 and looking for others to join your team .

Sorry hun I ain't a failure. I have the sperm of a millionaire

RedBenson: Click 'like' if u believe by stealing someone's sperm, the op is already a failure in 2014.

Corporate ''like'' beggar...

Mindependent:
Sorry I don't remember every tom jerrick and Harry that tries to get in my pants

Pants? What am I saying what is she saying Don't tell me you'v started drinking again this new year! This moniker should help *strauskhan* and if it doesn't, see ur native doctor asap #iJoshy

Dry j0kɛ. . .try hardƐr *yawns*

Mindependent:
You're rich? What's your number

hahaha!... Don't mind me jawe, my bank account still has the red light glowing!..

GentleMimi: Heehehehe! Guys don vex!
@ Mindependent,mbok give me the recipe..i gat plans too.

Ah Mimi, it's very simple o, first you need to wear him out, maybe put something in his drink.

For the best proven method, stress free. He should be wearing a condom. All you do is take it from the bin when he's sleeping, then pour it inside ice block bowl.

Then to use it, warm it up with your jane, it feels good too and voila you're the baby mama. Thank me later.

Note, don't try this with a broke ass ugly Nigerian man o otherwise to each his own

Sepp360: hahaha!... Don't mind me jawe, my bank account still has the red light glowing!..

At least you're honest

dzeeny: Dry j0kɛ. . .try hardƐr *yawns*

Sleep dey catch you?
I don't remember this being in the jokes section

Mindependent:
Ah Mimi, it's very simple o, first you need to wear him out, maybe put something in his drink.

For the best proven method, stress free. He should be wearing a condom. All you do is take it from the bin when he's sleeping, then pour it inside ice block bowl.

Then to use it, warm it up with your jane, it feels good too and voila you're the baby mama. Thank me later.

Note, don't try this with a broke ass ugly Nigerian man o otherwise to each his own

Looooool! Badt! Anyway,i dn't fink its all necessary when i gat the real deal....u know wat i'm saying?

Mindependent:
Ah Mimi, it's very simple o, first you need to wear him out, maybe put something in his drink.

For the best proven method, stress free. He should be wearing a condom. All you do is take it from the bin when he's sleeping, then pour it inside ice block bowl.

Then to use it, warm it up with your jane, it feels good too and voila you're the baby mama. Thank me later.

Note, don't try this with a broke ass ugly Nigerian man o otherwise to each his own

hahahaha!.. Yhu nor go kill me wif laf!...

GentleMimi:
Looooool! Badt! Anyway,i dn't fink its all necessary when i gat the real deal....u know wat i'm saying?

Well lucky you, the ones of nowadays, it's hard to get the full package

Mindependent:
Ah Mimi, it's very simple o, first you need to wear him out, maybe put something in his drink.

For the best proven method, stress free. He should be wearing a condom. All you do is take it from the bin when he's sleeping, then pour it inside ice block bowl.

Then to use it, warm it up with your jane, it feels good too and voila you're the baby mama. Thank me later.

Note, don't try this with a broke ass ugly Nigerian man o otherwise to each his own

This one is a räpist guys, be careful of mami-water-looking gals

for?

Mindependent: Thoughts, opinions?
Is this really a bad thing to do? I think not

Be sensible for once, young woman!!!!

Adaeze003: Everyone wants likes for free

My friend, would you shut up and click 'like' on that post?

Princess Ella:
Be sensible for once, young woman!!!!

How is this not sensible?! It's called planning for the future, get with it

Mindependent:
Likes does not put food on the table boy!

Just for the mere fact you follow me and post such shit like this proves
you've been a failure since day 1 and looking for others to join your
team .

Sorry hun I ain't a failure. I have the sperm of a millionaire

I hereby cancelled d previous agreement for us to fucck each other. I dont wanna get my sperm stolen. I dont joke wit my semen. You are a failure.