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How Beans Saved Us From Armed Robbers by BlinksBlinkd: 6:59am On May 06, 2018 |
HOW BEANS SAVED US FROM ARMED ROBBERS PART 1 . Mama i no wan eat beans o, i shouted loud and clear for every tom, diick and harry to hear. If you are not eating beans then you are going to bed hungry, papa replied in a voice that would make Rick Ross jealous. I managed to eat the beans because i find it difficult to control my bowels after eating it but i have no choice. We all ate beans that night, papa, mama, i and my siblings and some extended cousins that came to spend the holidays with us. Hours later, we were watching Jennifer’s diary on Africa magic when the generator went off. Wasiu!! Papa shouted. Go and check the gen, e be like say fuel don finish and make sure you pour the remaining fuel into it and on it back, he ordered. I quickly went outside to do his biddings cos i was enjoying the movie too when something that sounded like the banger we throw on every new year’s eve landed on my face. Gboaa!!! Haa jesu!! I staggered for balance, i saw heaven opened with God and Jesus smiling at me telling me to keep up the good work. I was brought out of my reveries with another slap that will make the combination of both Sango/ Amadioha’s thunder look like the clapping of a little baby. Oya lead the way, the one that looked like their leader commanded. I led them into our store cos at this stage i was already seeing triple blame it on the slap. I finally found my way into our sitting room with a gun pointed to my head. All of una lie down!! Their leader commanded. Wey your father? He asked me. I pointed at my younger bro wondering when he started going bald. I no be papa o, na papa be this, he shouted with all his might and pointed at papa. Papa gave out the first fart which sounded like a volcano. Who is that? The leader asked. Everywhere was silent. I said who is that? He had barely completed his sentence when mama replied with another epic fart. Meanwhile, the stinking odour of papa’s fart that smelled like a dead rat is still thick in the air. Now with mama own which smelled like a rotten egg joining it, you can imagine our dilemma. Hun haa!!! My first cousin who is a notorious farter jumped up blowing air with his hands to his nose. Papa and mama wasiu this is too bad o, una wan kill person? he complained bitterly. I think his face is very near to where mama buttocks is. Will you shut up, he was cut short by the second thief. Where is your money and gold? He faced papa. I no get money o, papa never finished his statement when a slap that sounded like the Catholic bell landed on his face. Papa replied with a fart that lasted for 30seconds, i was gasping for breath at this stage. . Click on the link below to continue reading http://coolstories22.com/how-beans-saved-us-from-armed-robbers-part-1/ 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How Beans Saved Us From Armed Robbers by Xandrose(m): 7:55am On May 06, 2018 |
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Re: How Beans Saved Us From Armed Robbers by Skinnienigga(m): 9:13am On May 06, 2018 |
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Re: How Beans Saved Us From Armed Robbers by BlinksBlinkd: 7:37pm On May 17, 2018 |
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Re: How Beans Saved Us From Armed Robbers by BlinksBlinkd: 1:39am On May 28, 2018 |
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