I need answers

What a dumb question!!!

obongyi:

I need answers

Very easy. k
Step 1: Ask God for a girl or a boy and specify when exactly you would like to be pregnant with the child
Step 2: The night of expectation, drink a lot of milk and go to bed very early
Step 3: You'll wake up with a swollen belly.

obongyi:

I need answers

How do ya think people get pregnant. . . .

TOYOSI20:

How do ya think people get pregnant. . . .

Swallowing a Voodoo doll.

obongyi:

I need answers

Okay, I think people have really started getting paid for opening dumb threads.

Seun, how much is it per thread ?

Asinine post and poster **long hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss**

Hannibal:

Swallowing a Voodoo doll.

Lol, . . . . yeah rite.  . ,  .

bigboyslim:

Okay, I think people have really started getting paid for opening dumb threads.

Seun, how much is it per thread ?

I've been saying a lot of them today.
I think it's cuz today is Sabbath day.

TOYOSI20:

Lol, . . . . yeah rite. . , .

Swallow a voodoo doll and u should get pregnant.
It's been tested and it works like MAGIC.

or drink 2 cartons of Guilder, the fastest method

Hannibal:

Swallow a voodoo doll and u should get pregnant.
It's been tested and it works like MAGIC.

I can imagine ,

And a year later u "magically" give birth to a voodoo baby. . . . . .

oooh, the pain. . . ,

I can imagine ,

And a year later u "magically" give birth to a voodoo baby. . . . . .

oooh, the pain. . .

Anutha option is to swallow love-vendor juice via the sacred lips.

, @op, I guess this answers ur question

If the poster dunno how people get preggers. . . .How would he know what love-vendor juice n sacred lips are??

I guess u broke it down for him in "layMans terms" to say the least. . . . . . . .

He needs more than a lay man's terms.
If any full grown adult with freckled nose dunno how people get preggers in this day and age. . . .He needs to be lobotomised.
This guy needs more than words to understand the shiznit.

No lie. , . . . . . . .me thinks he's just an attention seeker, he'll be alrite. . , . .

Seeking whose attention by feigning stupidity??
Whatz this world turning into??

@Poster

Are you serious? LOL

Jeezzz. This is so easy.

Ingredients:
1 tbsp of fresh semen
1 cup of secretion fluid
1 workable tolo
1 fertile vagina
Joe's cd's
lots of stamina

Method:
With Joe blasting on the stereo. Allow female to produce secretion fluid. Get hubby fully aroused.
Insert workable tolo into fertile vagina, exert stamina, lots of it.
Then at the point of orgasm shoot with all your might.
Result: Baby, boy or girl, or both.
Best of luck,

CodeRED:

Jeezzz. This is so easy.

Ingredients:
1 tbsp of fresh semen
1 cup of secretion fluid
1 workable tolo
1 fertile vagina
Joe's cd's
lots of stamina

Method:
With Joe blasting on the stereo. Allow female to produce secretion fluid. Get hubby fully aroused.
Insert workable tolo into fertile vagina, exert stamina, lots of it.
Then at the point of orgasm shoot with all your might.
Result: Baby, boy or girl, or both.
Best of luck,

CodeRED:

Jeezzz. This is so easy.

Ingredients:
1 tbsp of fresh semen
1 cup of secretion fluid
1 workable tolo
1 fertile vagina
Joe's cd's
lots of stamina

Method:
With Joe blasting on the stereo. Allow female to produce secretion fluid. Get hubby fully aroused.
Insert workable tolo into fertile vagina, exert stamina, lots of it.
Then at the point of orgasm shoot with all your might.
Result: Baby, boy or girl, or both.
Best of luck,

Ewoooooooooooo!
Code, what rubbish is this? You have corrupted the mind of an 11-year old.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
With this description, I think pregnancy can wait a little longer.
I'm going to throw up now. This is the rawest version of this I've seen in my life. Even biology was more subtle

j-girl:

Ewoooooooooooo!
Code, what rubbish is this? You have corrupted the mind of an 11-year old.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
With this description, I think pregnancy can wait a little longer.
I'm going to throw up now. This is the rawest version of this I've seen in my life. Even biology was more subtle

See me see wahala ooo,

What does biology has to do with this now? abeg

I am calling up Mr. J girl right now to sell him my method. You better ger ready to wear those maternity dresses I sent you jare

CodeRED:

See me see wahala ooo,

What does biology has to do with this now? abeg

I am calling up Mr. J girl right now to sell him my method. You better ger ready to wear those maternity dresses I sent you jare

Mr. J-girl is on a long vacation. He left for work purposes jare. I called him today.
Guess he's busy working hard to support his wifey.
He doesn't need you to hasten our process.
We're fine thank you!

However, Mr. Code tells me he wants triplets. How do you get pregnant with those? You need to change your method.

@poster i guess u know we now have nairaland mental hospital?

CodeRED:

Jeezzz. This is so easy.

Ingredients:
1 tbsp of fresh semen
1 cup of secretion fluid
1 workable tolo
1 fertile vagina
Joe's cd's
lots of stamina

Method:
With Joe blasting on the stereo. Allow female to produce secretion fluid. Get hubby fully aroused.
Insert workable tolo into fertile vagina, exert stamina, lots of it.
Then at the point of orgasm shoot with all your might.
Result: Baby, boy or girl, or both.
Best of luck,

Cheese n Rice!!!!!!

Workable tolo and loads of stamina??
Ain't u asking too much from the menfolk

j-girl:

Mr. J-girl is on a long vacation. He left for work purposes jare. I called him today.
Guess he's busy working hard to support his wifey.
He doesn't need you to hasten our process.
We're fine thank you!

However, Mr. Code tells me he wants triplets. How do you get pregnant with those? You need to change your method.

Mr.COde will have to ask his 2nd and 3rd wives for such jare. My belly to cute to hold babies, abeg. , Hmmm, away on work eh? Intel tells me he was seen at Buy Buy Baby. Somebody is holding on me oo

Hannibal:

Cheese n Rice!!!!!!

Workable tolo and loads of stamina??
Ain't u asking too much from the menfolk

LOL, So what use is the tolo, if the owner has NO stamina? C'mon, that would be like expecting Beyounce to date Pee Wee Herman now ,

CodeRED:

Mr.COde will have to ask his 2nd and 3rd wives for such jare. My belly to cute to hold babies, abeg. , Hmmm, away on work eh? Intel tells me he was seen at Buy Buy Baby. Somebody is holding on me oo

LOL! Sweets, you gotta give him his babies jooooo! He wants to spoil you silly afterwards. Besides, after the babies come a lot of child support money in case his equipment misbehaves.
So tell me the method for getting pregnant with triplets.

CodeRED:

LOL, So what use is the tolo, if the owner has NO stamina? C'mon, that would be like expecting Beyounce to date Pee Wee Herman now ,

Tolo without stamina??
U should understand men have enuff to sort in their heads than stamina.
One min should be enuff for y'all lasses, no??

Hannibal:

Tolo without stamina??
You should understand men have enough to sort in their heads than stamina.
One min should be enough for y'all lasses, no??

U cant be serious, "ah doe war no one min man", One min and your ass is going through the door. You think I am going to shop at VS, light up my room with those Henri Bendel candles, ONLY to have some goat come waste my sweat for one min? I will post his ass on Youtube . The ONLY thing that should be in his head at that pointing time, is how to make me speak in tongues.

j-girl:

LOL! Sweets, you gotta give him his babies jooooo! He wants to spoil you silly afterwards. Besides, after the babies come a lot of child support money in case his equipment misbehaves.
So tell me the method for getting pregnant with triplets.

LOL, I dont mind giving him the babies, but I am charging him oo. 1 baby, a brand new Mercedes. Twins, a cottage in the Hamptons and new BMW. Tripplets, a Villa in Italy, a cabin in Amsterdam and cayenne ,

Tripplets are very easy girl. Make sure you and your hubby eat lots of fresh fish for an entire week leading up to the session. Shut the phones off. And spend every sec on the Min on the hr, going at each other like animals . It must wuk,

CodeRED:

You can't be serious, "ah doe war no one min man", One min and your ass is going through the door. You think I am going to shop at VS, light up my room with those Henri Bendel candles, ONLY to have some goat come waste my sweat for one min? I will post his ass on Youtube . The ONLY thing that should be in his head at that pointing time, is how to make me speak in tongues.

60 secs should be enuff. . . . . . .
Why waste so much energy on that when canoodling n other incentives make women feel even better.
Take 60 secs and get loads of cuddling.

CodeRED:

LOL, I don't mind giving him the babies, but I am charging him oo. 1 baby, a brand new Mercedes. Twins, a cottage in the Hamptons and new BMW. Tripplets, a Villa in Italy, a cabin in Amsterdam and cayenne ,

Tripplets are very easy girl. Make sure you and your hubby eat lots of fresh fish for an entire week leading up to the session. Shut the phones off. And spend every sec on the Min on the hr, going at each other like animals . It must wuk,

Charging him for what? LOL! You wanna be a gold digger in marriage? Like i said, you're my mentor!
As for the triplets. . . . . .i'll do that over thanksgiving. Let's see what happens. If I get pregnant in November, it would disturb my education jare!
If it doesn't work, I'm calling your house and then reporting you Mr. Codey.