boooy! na wa for nairalanders oooo!, where did you all get these lovely and not so lovely messsages from. i hope they are your true feelings oooh!

Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

@yinx07
you just like trouble, you remembered we rescued you from sweet T in a thread the last time, now you want to chop a guy money and just go to your father's house "like that" without any "action". naija guys always set trap for babes that behave that way oooh, so be careful!

Your friendship means a lot to me.
You cry, I cry,
You Laugh, I laugh,
You jump out of a window and
I look down and say,
Thank God that wasn't me.

Whenever you are down in the mouth,
Remember that Jonah came out okay.

Check 'em out!


Have known you 4 quiet sometimes now and have been thinking
we can be more than just friends, cuz i like you.Will you be my partner , TO ROB A BANK



Another 1 here,

Do you promise to be my lawful txt mate & caller,2 luv and cherisch in poor signals and in low batteries till lack of credit do us apart. Pls say I do.




BEWARE OF YAHOO GIRLS they are like internet virus, they ENTER ur life,SHAG YOU, SCAN ur pockets, TRANSFER YOUR money, EDIT ur mind, DOWNLOAD their problems, DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever!!

Dis month, God go bless u yafu yafu,
your enemies go fall yakata,
good things go come your way fiam,
God go tanda 4 your side gidigba and
your bodi go dey kampe,

Honey, youve been with me thru d bad times
you were there when i lost my job 
there when my car got wrecked       
there when my business crumbled   
Honey,,         i think u r BAD luck  

I love u like NEPA love to take light
I love u like police love to collect twenty naira
I love u like our Government loves to owe teacher
I love u like Conductor love passanger
I love u like Government people love to theif money
I love u like millitants love to kidnap oyinbo
I love u like yahoo boys love to job mugu
I love u like Nigerians love to rush free things
I love u like Ibo man love to make money
I love u like Yoruba man love to go owambe
I love u like Hausa man love to pursue Nama
I love u seriously my fellow Nairalanders,  Have a nyce day  

Lovely

Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. For fleeting dreams have two gates: one is fashioned of horn and one of ivory. Those which pass through the one of sawn ivory are deceptive, bringing tidings which come to nought, but those which issue from the one of polished horn bring true results when a mortal sees them.

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow; it empties today of its strength.

friendship is like wine,the older it gets the better.1 of the greatest honors i've had is knowing u & 1 of d greatest mistake i'll make is 2 4get u.

In my dreams, we were never apart. In my dreams you kept me close. In my dreams you loved me the most. In my dreams we're always together. Might as well be dreaming forever.

Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

Baby ur luv means so much to me dt if we are d only one in a sunken boat wit only a life jacket i wil send my regards to our forfathers through You.

I may not b wealthy but i have a rich heart,i may not be the best but i try my best,i may not b right in everything but i know that i wasn't wrong in choosing u guys(nairalander)as my confidant&advises.

I may not b wealthy but i have a rich heart,i may not be the best but i try my best,i may not b right in everything but i know that i wasn't wrong in choosing u guys(nairalander)as my confidant&advises.

I may not b wealthy but i have a rich heart,i may not be the best but i try my best,i may not b right in everything but i know that i wasn't wrong in choosing u guys(nairalander)as my confidant&advises.

If i'm in hell and nairalanders n heaven,i'll always look up&b proud of you,but if i'm in heaven&you're in hell i'll beg GOD to send me down 'cos heaven won't be heaven without you guys.thanx for being there.

A miracle can b said to be a dumbman telling a deafman that a blindman saw a crippled running to help a barren woman carry her baby.Expect such miracle in all your endeavours.

Gurus solve this puzzle&use it as a sentence:R+CAT+SHOE-RAT+SUN-CHOS+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E. remember its a word!

Bcoz of ur UNION wit God he wil tak u 2d ZENITH,open an INTERCONTINENTAL GATEWAYE 4u 2 discover PLATINUM and DIAMOND and u wil SPRING beyond the SKYE and the OCEANIC leaving a FIR ST of its kind MONUMENT 4d d wrld 2c becoz the OMEGA is ur TESTED GUARANTY.

Bcoz of ur UNION wit God he wil tak u 2d ZENITH,open an INTERCONTINENTAL GATEWAYE 4u 2 discover PLATINUM and DIAMOND and u wil SPRING beyond the SKYE and the OCEANIC leaving a FIR ST of its kind MONUMENT 4d d wrld 2c becoz the OMEGA is ur TESTED GUARANTY.

Bcoz of ur UNION wit God he wil tak u 2d ZENITH,open an INTERCONTINENTAL GATEWAYE 4u 2 discover PLATINUM and DIAMOND and u wil SPRING beyond the SKYE and the OCEANIC leaving a FIR ST of its kind MONUMENT 4d d wrld 2c becoz the OMEGA is ur TESTED GUARANTY.

Bcoz of ur UNION wit God he wil tak u 2d ZENITH,open an INTERCONTINENTAL GATEWAYE 4u 2 discover PLATINUM and DIAMOND and u wil SPRING beyond the SKYE and the OCEANIC leaving a FIR ST of its kind MONUMENT 4d d wrld 2c becoz the OMEGA is ur TESTED GUARANTY.

Keep your thoughts positive, because your thoughts become your words. Keep your words positive, because your words become your behaviours. Keep your behaviours positive, because your behaviours become your habits. Keep your habits positive, because your habits become your values. Keep your values positive, because your values become your destiny.

cheers!

nice one

marlet01:

Keep your thoughts positive, because your thoughts become your words. Keep your words positive, because your words become your behaviours. Keep your behaviours positive, because your behaviours become your habits. Keep your habits positive, because your habits become your values. Keep your values positive, because your values become your destiny.

cheers!