Did you brush this morning??

all ya ladies can suck my dick and kiss my black ass,u all aint good enough.

@ ujujoan
now that's bad (did u brush this morning) that's way bad

buttercop:

@ ujujoan
now that's bad (did u brush this morning) that's way bad

;d ;d ;d

;d ;d ;d

Are you tired?

It's sooo cute!

Stop whining like a little girl

Jekin do e
1. 2. 3

u have money

Are You In?
(i.e. if she didnt feel anytin after u av penetrated durin bleepin)lol

Sike:

Are You In?
(i.e. if she didnt feel anytin after u av penetrated durin bleepin)lol

luvli:

are u through?

your tin small

1) You are a yeye fowl!

2) U OLODO! Mumu go sit one corner

3) See how u look like Oloshi!


Those three are guaranteed to make any guys soooo angry!

1-Hope u re not d one minute type(jst b4 sex)
2-I av 5 heavenly feelings wth him(my ex)while u cant make it two.
3-Gosh! ur boyfriend tastes better.
Those are killer words.

1.why is ur left ball bigger than the right ball
2.ur room stinks
3.ur breath stinks

", he just left"

'You're coming already?'

Man: how was it?

woman: how was what?
(no memories of it all)

You are tiny.

Not inthe mood.

Just one style?

Coming from a guy's chic to the guy:
1. I forked our driver, gatekeeper,houseboy etc
2. You are so useless in and out of bed
3. You are impotent
4. You aint the father of our children. I heard a story about a woman who told her husband this in the heat of an argument. Omo, the guy kill her o. Con by himself go police station.

hmmmmn

If a woman tel me am not d father of d children, i wil throw her from 3rd mainland bridge & b d father+moda of the children

and spend the rest of your life in kirikiri leavn ur kids clueless

annawhite:

1.why is your left ball bigger than the right ball
2.your room stinks
3.your breath stinks

*faints*

ole(thief), ole(lazy man) and okobo(castrated man)

one a minute!

You are weak

why is ur penis so culve? u get power to Bleep? why did u cum so early?