shegirl71:

The question is wht the hell will you be doing in your girlfriend's mum's room.

A-40:

@shegirl
He probably went in there to steal her money or jewelry

mon1881:

na wa ooooo.
na my babe room be I dey talk about.
moreover I don't need to pull shirt before I steal which I don't do.

Yea right, see correct Naija guy
You wan twist am up abi
Na lie u dey lie ooo, wetin u go find for your girl mama room ehn? na wa ooo

A-40:

@shegirl
He probably went in there to steal her money or jewelry 

A-40:

Its very amusing!!Why didnt the clown tell us what transpired after he was caught?

Ruby_Pearl:

I can't fathom me and my mom sleeping in the same room, so I can't even imagine being in this situation.

mon1881:

na wa ooooo.
na my babe room be I dey talk about.
moreover I don't need to pull shirt before I steal which I don't do.

opuro:

tell her to come join the show
abi you no like party?
[s]omoita you no get house wey you go take the girl to?[/s]

og2711:

Because you can't do something doesn't mean that others can't. remember you are one in a 5 billion people.

og2711:

Besides, its freshness, innovation and excitement that keeps a relationship going and prevents it from going stale. Me, I will do whatever turns me on with a girl and not be a native man and say "girls are not meant to do it in their house" or "any girl that does it outside the bedroom is a prostitute".

og2711:

You need to understand that people are different. For you it might be lyin back like a rock while your man pounds away and for others it might be the thrill of getting caught by his girl's mom. Hold your opinion but respect others.

P.S. He said what would you do? The response is not for you to come piously and tell him "i can't imagine myself in that position". but no wayo, i feel you. i honestly don't know why people do it but i know they do.

Ruby_Pearl:

^{Shut the hell up if you can't practice what you're preaching. If you can't respect my opinion, Bleep off my post. grrr}

FYI, People have better ways to spice up their r/ship, other than humping themselves on their mother's bed. Lack of respect and lack of moral. Are you out of your fcukin mind?

og2711:

See this fcked up cunt!!!! You are having pre marital sex and you are talking of morals?!!! Now you don made me mad!!!! What the fck?!! Was I the one who said you should be a frigid plank when you're having sex?!!!

I aint the myopic parochial 'lacking creativity' gremlin i we all know you are.

Plus it aint your thread!!!! [size=16pt]YOU[/size] can fck off and lie like a plank at home waiting for the next service!!!!

Thor:

What about humping the mother on her daugters bed

Most of these combinations work well for me

og2711:

See this fcked up cunt!!!! You are having pre marital sex and you are talking of morals?!!! Now you don made me mad!!!! What the fck?!! Was I the one who said you should be a frigid plank when you're having sex?!!!

I aint the myopic parochial 'lacking creativity' gremlin i we all know you are.

Plus it aint your thread!!!! [size=16pt]YOU[/size] can fck off and lie like a plank at home waiting for the next service!!!!

Now tell me what the Bleep has been gnawing on your d*ck. All this nonsense coming from a m@gg0t who wants to spice up him relationship by sleeping on his GF's mom's bed, I bow my hat. This generation should really keep their eye on male children they have, the recent ones are proofing lack of sense without strict guidance.

Ruby_Pearl:

rotflmao!
Dude, stop hyperventilating.
You're mad? Go hump a tree, were!

Now, you need to explain how pre-marital sex got into this.
Or is it a symptom of illiteracy? Seriously, how some NLers come about their diagnosis befuddles me.

^{Now tell me what the Bleep has been gnawing on your d*ck. All this nonsense coming from a m@gg0t who wants to spice up him relationship by sleeping on his GF's mom's bed, I bow my hat. This generation should really keep their eye on male children they have, the recent ones are proofing lack of sense without strict guidance.} 

MY FIRST POST ON THIS TOPIC WAS:
I can't fathom me and my mom sleeping in the same room, so I can't even imagine being in this situation.

Now tell me, what is offensive about that? You know what? scratch that!
Some male Nlers, never fail to dissapoint me with their idiocy. Premarital sex from a simple line. rotflmao!
Rara o, no be only premarital sex, make I give you premarital slap, olodo. go back to school.

eldee:

@og2711
Actually, I think you're making sense
The poster asked a simple question 'What would you do??' not 'Can you share a room?'
If anyone thinks it's a stupid question, there's 8,896 other topics in the section . . . just two clicks away
Maynne . . . u're mean!!!
You freaking boied it . . . damn

You can't blame her though . . . it's a nigerian chic thing
They could get humped on Saturday night and 'lift up holy hands' the next day
And still believe they're better than the next sis that's watching TV on Sunday