@jack
i will be gald to join u for the royal dinner

@ Shakira,

U are welcome.
I hope u can eat very well cos i am looking for people that can grub and grub.
This meal must not waste . . . . It has to be a one-off thingy.
The way i am looking at it . . . . i need about 5 guests alone to devour this sizzling royal dinner.
1 down . . . . 4 to go.
U shall get ma INVITE in 30 mins.
Thank Ya.

Jackal:

@ Shakira,

You are welcome.
I hope u can eat very well because i am looking for people that can grub and grub.
This meal must not waste . . . . It has to be a one-off thingy.
The way i am looking at it . . . . i need about 5 guests alone to devour this sizzling royal dinner.
1 down . . . . 4 to go.
You shall get ma INVITE in 30 mins.
Thank Ya.

that's is a mere thing, as much am concerned my small intestine can contain 25 pounds of flesh either human flesh or beef, which applies to my large intestine too, but its takes twice as my small intestine,


take note, if both are not filled they ready to feed on whosoever available @ that moment

Nani,Owen where good buys and yes Tevez is a flop i would say it even if a gun where put to my head

@ Shakira,

In other words, u shall EAT me as well if u r not filled up.
Ooooops . . . . . . . . the last thing i need now is someone trying to eat me.
Shakira, u are hereby disqualified from joining this Royal Dinner.

If i may . . . . .what club do u support?

Jackal:

@ Shakira,

In other words, u shall EAT me as well if you're not filled up.
Ooooops . . . . . . . . the last thing i need now is someone trying to eat me.
Shakira, u are hereby disqualified from joining this Royal Dinner.

If i may . . . . .what club do u support?

am always and has been a CHELSEA FAN, anybody whosoever discriminate my team will bear the consequences, as per the dinner, there;s a yoruba adage that says 'moin moin attached with pap can never be removed", have been invited there's nothin that can stop from not attending, get ready to be fed on,

The fear of jackass indeed, Now that it's confirmed you got no yarns i rest your case, cos there's hardly any sense in your yabs.
Man divided fans ya'll should not vex,see me as your brother ko, i just got phobia for muthafuckers, but i'm still insisting Man divided aint winning the league, that is certain. I come in PEACE!!!

The fear of jackass indeed, Now that it's confirmed you got no yarns i rest your case, cos there's hardly any sense in your yabs.
Man divided fans ya'll should not vex,see me as your brother ko, i just got phobia for muthafuckers, but i'm still insisting Man divided aint winning the league, that is certain. I come in PEACE!!!

@ Dapsykool,

U are so dumb u had to post twice . . . . .For Bleep's Sake, what planet did u spring out from?
How does one have phobia for muthafuckers? Phobia means FEAR not necessarily HATRED.
Ur Use of English is so pathetic u should go back to ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

Anyways, tell us the football club u support if u want me to welcome u to this thread.
Pls dont let it be ARSENAL cos i will sever ur head grieviously.
Anything apart from the gooners is okay, aiiight?

see am no manU fan,and am definetely not a jackass fan

but i like things do be done properly,am a sucker for the truth.

and heres a little truth for u,[dnt take it personal]

u dnt have to come into a manU thread and diss them[xcept if its a joke]
,u can do that on other threads.
moreso,this is nland

NOTHING IS FOR REAL.

and jackal i know am not on the list of people to try to caution u
but for heavens sake,leave it

.HABA.
dnt be caught in the web.

dapsy nor make them rush u

am a gunner for lifeeeeeeeee
and i dey enter this thread anyhow,

u should have seen me shining my teeth all over the thread wen man u lost to city .

say u are a gunner,

Jackal the problem with u is that u think you know english too much, i've decided to stop yabbing you, i'd rather school you to become a better person in life, Phobia means extreme dislike, abnormal dislike OR fear of something(note my OR in caps),it can also be related with Aversion which means strong dislike, so i understand what i'm saying, so who needs to go back to elementary school, guess it's you.
Aint gonna yab you again, but u don't know all, give room for corrections.
I'm a Chelsea fan, now and forever.

jackal u dnt have to reply that.



ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh dapsy,

chelski again

u all running after abramovics money

@ Dapsycool,

Bitch, shut your fucking mouth u gay.
What do u know about English?
Anyways, i will let u breathe because u are a Chelskite(still tolerable)

@ Jeje,

Please keep your snouts out of ma business.
I don't want no drama with u.
Just pretend i don't exist in your world while i do the same.
It will be for the benefit of all n sundry.

Jeje i'd love chelsea since the days of babayaro,b4 that rich kid came,sincerely i watched Arsenal just cos of Kanu back then, but my heart belongs to Chelsea.
I've never for once thought of Man divided as my team,they rarely use African players that's another reason why i don't like that club

be woteva u want man,as long as u are true to yourself
gooners blues reds woteva,life goes on.

jackal

ohhhhhh,dnt get it twisted ,am not being nice am being MATURE.
anyways i will stick my ROYAL nose wherever i want.aftera ll its my nose.
and nope i dnt have to pretend
U ACTUALLY DNT EXIST IN MY WORLD.
Nland is not part of my real world
my mum would have fits if she knew i was relating with scumbags like u[oops,my bad]
u and the whole of nland is a carefully hidden secret


the moment i close this window[nland]
thats alllllllll.

Jackal u knew i had a point, i corrected your ITK about english, now you wanna start again,You don't have to cover up, be a Man and accept mistakes.
cos i'm mentally matured than you are, i'll pretend you didn't say some shits again.

@ Jeje,

There r different ways u can display your MATURITY without mentioning ma name.
It breaks me heart when u mention ma name in your posts.
Lets just avoid each other like the Egyptian Plague on Nairaland.
I don't want anutha drama. . . . . Its a free world and u can stick your snouts anywhere but stay away from CHACAL's business.
Its not a command . . .I am copping a plea . . . .PLEASE, let me be.


@ Dapsycool,
Mentally matured . . . . .Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
Are u feeling funky?
Please don't start . . . . . .You are wrong, i am right.
I am an ace, u are a dud.
The only reason why i am squashing this is because u are a chelskite(u guys r still tolerable)

Jackal:

@ Jeje,

There r different ways u can display your MATURITY without mentioning ma name.
It breaks me heart when u mention ma name in your posts.
Lets just avod each other like the Egyptian Plague on Nairaland.
I don't want anutha drama. . . . . Its a free world and u can stick your snouts anywhere but stay away from CHACAL's business.
Its not a command . . .I am copping a plea . . . .PLEASE, let me be.

hmnnnnnnnnnn

give me time to think abt it.
its going to be a tough decision to make cause u seem to be everywhere and on everythread so not getting into ur buiz wd be pretty difficult

we would have to draw boundary lines and all that.


its all good thou,

wait for me to make up me royal mind, might take a year thou.

I dont have to wait.
Stop spewing me name . . . . .I just dont like some set of peops to keep using ma handle to hype emselves.
Its not just done . . . . .U will never see me mention some peops on NL.
Please, adhere to me plea.

Jackal

can I BUY U A DRINK? . . .

THANX FOR BEING THERE MAN . .

and allow Lordimpaq be, he is an EFIKO

and takes these things too seriously

same as Fynewaka, I wonder why u allow somone from nowhere instigate u up to the extent of cussing the person

Mr Ferlie, that started the sh@t, is he one of the notable sports guys around?

I remember he was the one that stated first on NLAND that KITAUN IS FACELESS . . . na wao

@ Dr KIT,

Ma drinks are expensive.

Moet n Chanddon, Courvoisier(V.S.O.P.) and Remy Martin.
Bring out ur cheque/debit card and lets call SAINSBURYS now.

This aint ma business but if you guys are as much friends as you claim to be . . .
Wont doing this on IM be in order.

Do i smell some sort of public drama display here . . .
Oh please

You no what, i'ma get someone on my IM to come say nice things about me too.
Wait a minute, i got no one on my IM

Dr. Kit

glad to have you back in this new incarnation, though you've broken one promise not to create another ID

anyways, the whole faceless debacle was just sheer rubbish, lets move on and get on with life on the sports threads

oldies like us need not think about all the crap that happened in the intermission. Aint I invited for the drinks

Somze go chase ya women else where, its you woman wrappers causing wahala all over the sports threads

Debo
I can chase women where i like, so shut up and learn

@ Somze,

Go and sort your BLUE HOUSE in order.
You couldnt get Alves for 27.5 mill and u want Dinho for 85 mil.
Whats that about?


I don't do public displays.
Le Chacal is very sensitive about stuffs like that.
Kit is me man and its good to have him back after the FACELESS fiasco.

@ Kit,

Whats with the MC Omo stuffs?
U trying to be a rapper? I'd rather u use anutha handle.

Debosky

I broke no word . . .

the point is I HAD TOO MANY CALLS INQUIRING THE TRUTH AND INSINUATIONS THAT MEANT SILENCE ON MY PART MEANT COMPLICITY

and cos of this, I held consultations wit my peeps and the consensus was I should create another Id pending when BANORABLE SEUN deems it fit to quash his silly ban on moi

but the snag would have been; IF WHEN I REGISTERED AS MC OMO I DID NOT STATE EXPLICITLY THAT AM KITAUN . . . geddit?

Jackal

Mc Omo is a registered trademark name on its own . . . BIZNESS

UR DRINKS CANT SURELY BE TOO EXPENSIVE TO AFFORD DUDE

jackal
After the robben, belleti thing, i just decided to leave our management out my head and concentrate on footie.

I dont know whats going on in their heads anymore

Let Mc Omo arise and scatter all his ENEMIES!!!

@ ALL MAN UTD FANS.

Anutha sad day . . . . . . . . .
News reaching me from Manchester is OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAER has retired due to his PERSISTENT KNEE INJURY.
What a massive blow for MAN UNITED.
It means FERGUSON must now buy BERBATOV, HUNTELAAR, ANELKA or anutha centre-forward.
United's attack line is now very SKINT.

ADIOS OLE 20 SOLSKJAER . . . . . . .
We will never forget you.
Who would ever forget the goal u scored against Bayern Munich to give United the UEFA Champions league cup?
My heart BLEEDS right now . . . . . . . . . FOR Bleep'S SAKE . . . . . . 
There can never be another OLE . . . .

Alas the premiership has lost another of its true gentlemen

Ole played the beloved game with sincerity and poise, never diving or making harsh tackles, only scoring fantastic goals

he will be sorely missed, and I wish him well in his future endeavors.

MU are left with three strikers now, two of whom are injured/recovering. I suspect Fergie will ride his luck and play till January and see - if the three are doing well enough by then, he wont buy, but if there is a need, that is when he will move.

Huntelaar is cup tied so he is out, Berba is staying with Spurs at least for now, so that leaves you with Anelka. Do you want a potential dressing room drama queen in your midst? that is something Fergie will need to decide

Adieu to Ole - though you played for the SCUM, your talents and skills were undeniable.