Phew!!! Welcome back Nairaland

The Dating Game!!

Searching for that handsome husky hero to wine and dine you?
Looking for that lovely lass with amazing magical skills to treat you special?

We have the contest for YOU! No blood magic required.
Please read the full post before entering the contest.

Official Rules*
1. Respect the Spirit of Fun that this event is intended.
a. Not respecting this can result in disqualification and or
disciplinary action. Keep it light and fun!

2. One submission per player.
a. This means one player must only post one entry into the contest.
However, you can continue posting with in the thread to discuss the event.
b. If a player submits more than one entry, only the first post will be counted.

3. REQUIREMENTS:
A. Your post must contain 3 bullet points of your interests.
B. You must state if you are male or female, and either looking for a
female or looking for a male. (Sorry if you like both! For the sake of convenience, please pick one(opposite sex)
C. It must also contain a small paragraph illustrating why you would make a good date.

Some suggestions for this paragraph would be:
a. Describe yourself
b. What would your ideal date be? (please keep it PG).
c. What do you look for in a partner?

Example:

My name is Xynerise. I am a male seeking a female. I am a fun loving young man and wish to share the fun with a damsel on NL. I wish to date a lady with gap tooth, intelligent mind and also a nerd.........


4. Your post must be no longer than 100 words. Any post longer than 100 words will be disqualified.
a. We're not entirely unforgiving, if your post count slightly over or
extremely entertaining, then we can still accept your post. Just
please try and keep it under 100 for time-saving reasons.
b. You're also welcome to have your"official"entry post under 100
words, then submit a second post for role-playing reasons. Post as
many times as you want! Just remember only your first post will be counted.

5. Be respectful.
a. Please keep the event fun and light-hearted. Do not be
discriminatory or vulgar. Saying you like a specific hair color or
prefer muscled men is fine (as examples). Anything"beyond"that and you will be asked to either edit your submission or you will have your post removed.

Determining the Winner
The final day to post your submission is (Date) by (Time).
Any submission after that will not be counted.

On(Date) the judges will then determine the top ten best submissions in the two categories:
Male Looking for Female
Female Looking for Male

By(Date) we'll post a new threads with a poll listing the top 10
players for each category.
YOU will get to vote for the most eligible bachelor/bachelorette!

NOTE: All entries must be sent to any of the judges' mail that will be posted in the main event thread as this is going to be an anonymous contest. Contestants monikers will only be revealed after the winner(s) emerges

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Hello I am mabra(male) seeking a we'll ebdowed female from the Lagos, Ibadan or Ogun state. I am fun I be with and and also boring sometimes. I like black skinned girls for hookup or dating between ages 23-30

MabraO: Hello I am mabra(male) seeking a we'll ebdowed female from the Lagos, Ibadan or Ogun state. I am fun I be with and and also boring sometimes. I like black skinned girls for hookup or dating between ages 23-30

Bros, chill. This is not the main event . Just indicate interest on this thread



I hope I won't start explaining the procedures again

Choi!

e-SMH

#FollowingSha

xynerise:
Bros, chill. This is not the main event . Just indicate interest on this thread



I hope I won't start explaining the procedures again

How do I indicate

MabraO:



How do I indicate

You just did

Hi,I'm durella by name 18ft tall with big head a student of...........currently in my..........I'm a male but don't know why I always get request frm guyz on social network n sum even spend many mins talkin on phone with me*sad* but d truth s dat I'm nt a gay but luk attraction more dan ur bf.....I'm luking 4 a very sexy african girl 4 a gud relationship that can lead to.......she must ve d following qualities
1.Can cook......I love fud like more dan anytink
2.A prayer warrior but nt wen am in d mood to play wit her on d bed
3.Romantic
4.Loves kid
5.Slim don't love fat gals so dat I won't die on top of d bed
6 Ask me 4 more

If u ve all dis qualities den we re good to go.

Contestants(Male):
MabraO
Tuntheycr7

Durella, pls edit your post and just say ''I am interested or I am in''.

We have not started yet

lolz

xynerise: Contestants(Male):
MabraO

A round of applause pls?

dis tink go make sence die

xynerise: Durella, pls edit your post and just say ''I am interested or I am in''.

We have not started yet

Ok ooo

Hahahaha
He said you guys should just indicate if you are interested..
Not writing epistles..

Nnekacherry: Hahahaha
Ha said you guys should just indicate if you are interested..
Not writing epistles..

I was about to write it in Pidgin-English

Nnekacherry: Hahahaha
Ha said you guys should just indicate if you are interested..
Not writing epistles..

It is more like indicating to
U get to know the contestants

Abeg put my name join





Oga xynerise how yu ?

Tuntheycr7: Abeg put my name join





Oga xynerise how yu ?

Noted


Bros, we dey push am small small

Xynerise...

She is saying "present sir"

Where are the ladies na? Chai... better better (f) monikers don disappear into the black hole fa...

Am Emmady S. P and a male seekin 4 a great, intelligent lady with decent moral standard who is dark or fair in color, alitle tall coz i nid a match, wit sum enticin eyes and sexy body, nt wit much bossom coz women wit big bossom luk like balloons and lactatin modas 2me@ i dnt wana suck bt feel the touch. And above all features, "u must humanic hrt of cheerfulness."
I wanna si ur 4warded interested posts as we get started and i assured u a gud relationship.
@@@! Stil waitin o!

Booked??

Another first edition? This "amnesia" wen jam Nairaland nor be small tin o.

olusolamii: Xynerise...

She is saying "present sir"

Where are the ladies na? Chai... better better (f) monikers don disappear into the black hole fa...

Attendance taken .

Abeg help me find the ones wey dey. Them don delete our newbies

This contest isn't over yet?


Orisirisi

A rebirth

EmmadyS: Am Emmady S. P and a male seekin 4 a great, intelligent lady with decent moral standard who is dark or fair in color, alitle tall coz i nid a match, wit sum enticin eyes and sexy body, nt wit much bossom coz women wit big bossom luk like balloons and lactatin modas 2me@ i dnt wana suck bt feel the touch. And above all features, "u must humanic hrt of cheerfulness."
I wanna si ur 4warded interested posts as we get started and i assured u a gud relationship.
@@@! Stil waitin o!

e be like say dem hack you join Nairaland

Dygeasy: e be like say dem hack you join Nairaland

See how nairaland con dry. All my e-girlfriends don waka go... Na God go punish dos hackers o.

Xynerise hw far nw? Bros abeg y babe scarce like dis? Push 1 come joor