@MerC how many times did that happen to you??

MANY TIMES JALAL!
But me? I neva said anything o!
It is ma ITK friends that will be
protesting like say na their own nyash!

mmmmmmm mer-c are u sure

in junior secondary school we usually put the duster on the floor, for student teachers who are young so they can bend down to pick and u no what u see . anyhow that was then so stupid

LMAO LMAO!! boys will always be boys abi!!!

@MerC dat woulda hav been a nice spectacle to watch!!!

spectacle ke?
It wasn't funny o!
Once I couldn't sit down for 3 days.
That oloshi teacher!

But I had to keep doing "odeshi"
because of ma big ego now!
Kai haba! that teacher betta not meet
me in the future o!

lol, poor teacher, not!!!lmao

lol abi!

hi all
were r the guys very funny tot, as 4 me i attended arakan barrack pry school apapa then proceed to randle sec schol apapa my school was puplic i remeber som prefect used to punish late comers 2 wash 2 teachers toilet it was stinky

who remembers being told not to follow any friends to their homes or not to take food from strangers if you don't want to be turned into money or a goat?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

I remember that! Or shaking hands with strangers
incase the steal ur penis or boobs?
U remember how u shud neva pick money
from the ground incase u turn into yam?
OH!! who remembers gbomo gbomo??

OMG OMG. I remember gbomo gbomo. Shittt! They were real oo. That's not even a lie.

And picking money from the ground and turn to yam. I believed it, but the day i saw 50 naira on the ground. I made the cross sign, prayed a lil bit. Took the money and went home. lol

And there were so many more days like dat.

that thing happens ooo, somebody cut bread and blood came out, they found out it was a students body

JESUS BADMAN!!! EJO O!!

hot-angel! I like ur style o!

I swear to God i found dollars on the floor once while coming back from school and didn't pick them up because i found palm oil rubbed on the corner.
I should have picked the money   but oh well.
There was a story in the newspaper that some guy turned into yam and blood came out of it.

do you remember those mallams? those little stores that sell candies and cookies? good days. I used to waste my lunch money on those.

"in case they steal your penis or boobs"
too bad i didn't have anything then. lol

LMAO!! mallams. . .
my meguard was a mallam.
I used to collect indomine on credit! LOL!!

Lol wesley notin ke? LOL!!

lol Mer- C and WesleyanA

did u guys have different punishments like okada, pick pin, helicopter, cos i no some schools they dont even brush them

pick pin was like meeting SATAN O!!
Thunder fya those teachers!!!

Mer-C:


Lol wesley notin ke? LOL!!

I was just an innocent skinny little kid. jeez

Badman888:

lol Mer- C and WesleyanA

did u guys have different punishments like okada, pick pin, helicopter, because i no some schools they don't even brush them

only my parents used "kneel down and close your eyes" and "stroll down?" i don't remember if that's what it's called.
at school they used "cain" or tell you to leave the class. I was a good student and most of the times i got beat was when the teacher got mad at the whole class. lol
plus i was a teachers pet. 

"Thunder fya those teachers!!! "

lol. I remember calling my teacher a witch. not to her face though. she was sooo mean

hahahaha, 'Thunder fire'. OMG MER-C. U remember it all don't u? It's been a while i heard "thunder fire". lol

PIck pin was hard men. Gosh!!!

And wesley, u should have picked the money haaa! U pray and make the cross sign like i do. lol

Do u guys remember seeing "ebo" under banana trees? Those little bowl with palm oil, egg, and leave? Lord have mercy.

haaa meguards. I collected so many things on credit from the meguard near my house oo. He'll just give em to me when i get there. lol. And of course, indomie and cowbell milk was NUMBER ONE! Im sure u remember COWBELL now!!!

mmmmmmmmmmm teachers pet i used to hate all those gals that where teacher pets, they are annoying any small thing u tell them u would be brushed by the teacher  

COWBELL?? HAHAHAHAHAHAH
worst milk ever made!

OH SHIT! who remembers agbalumo? and how u knock it
on the wall to make it sweet while singing sum random song?

I think almost every girl wasa teachers pet at one time or the other! lol. I know i was my teacher little wife. lol. That was In J.S.S 2 tho.

He would make me write Names of noise makers. ohh i hated doing that!!

Ha Mer-C, u know cowbell was Good THEN. Maybe now, it's bad. I also used to collect condensed peak milk from him. That thing had sugar, but he only gave me those on ocassion. they were expensive, and not just common 10 naira. lol

Agbalumo, Ohh lord have mercy. Do u remember 'station'? The seed inside agbalumo. That random song. Rubbing it on the wall. As if that'll make it sweeter. lol, Ohh and u know how u use the inner part to make 'chewing gum'?

And do u remember how we would break the station, and use the thing inside it to make "earings"? hahaha

cowbell is horrible i tell u yuck,

as bad as BLUE BAND and CABIN biscuit

WHo say CABIN BISCUIT IS BAD?? Aye mi ooo. I can agree that blue band wasn't ALl that good. But cabin biscuit was the bomb men!!

OH LAWD HOT-ANGEL!!
I love u gurl!
I remember "station" LOL!  
I used to make chewing gum outa
those things alot! I liked sugar cane
season so much too.
Kai! who remembers suya and kilishi?  

are u serious?
I loved blue band and planta!!
GOOD BUTTERS!!

Yes there was a time the Oba died and they said they were looking for 50 heads to bury him with .
No one as going out . When ever i saw even a farmer  on the road with his hoe or cutlass , i ran for my dear life thinking it was a head hunter.

I was never a teachers pet. My teachers hated me and i hated them.
Later i found out why.
I used to tell my mum stories of what happens in school, little did i know that my mum was going to infrom the principal. Even up to Teacher/boyfriend  stories.

Till one fine day Night prep, my class teacher and house mistress came to night prep , they called me out and warned me to stop  telling my mum stories ,that am not a small girl and i keep putting them into trouble.

The first thing that passed my mind was go and ask mum.
But i held my mouth shut with both hands, and never told her anything again.

Blueband with a hot loaf of bread or carbin (plank) the best.

eyah mamaput!
LOL PLANK!! HOT BREAD!!
That's the deal gurl!!!!

Mer-C.

Love u too girl. And OF COURSE I LOVBE SUGAR cane. Sugar cane in hausa LAND are SOO freaking good. Buy a whole LOng stick, take it home and cut it. Those useless annoying flies sometimes disturb you, but once u get in the house they r gone. lol

Mango in hausa land, Ohhh soo fxxcking GOOD! Oooo la la. I used to eat those stuffs in lagos. But getting to Gombe and tasting their fruits. It all tasted ohhh soo good. lol.

And what abt Jos carrot!!! CHineke mei ooooo, Mmm. Long, thick juicy, sweet carrots!!!

And yes now, Kilishi!!! Girl KIlishi was the deal. WHAT ABOUT Fura de Nunu? Or do u spell urs as nono? Nunu was the main SHYT!!!!!! I could drink a big whole bucket!!!


Hmmm, not to talk of my suya! My favorite hause people suya. With onions and that karago pepper. *licks lip*, I dey go back to Gombe men!