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Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:19am On Oct 08, 2008 |
To the guys: Most people are taking the issue of love and romance too far. Which right thinking man will eat an edible G string that comes in different flavors that has been worn by his woman in the name of romance? I'm still wondering why men go to that extent. Can you men please shed some light on what you derive from consuming an invasive bacteria in the name of love? On another note: G string is now a choice underwear for most African women even though it wasn't originally designed for black women with big booty. It was meant for white and Asian women whose anatomy are best suited for it. To the ladies in the house: From your observation, how hygienic is G string compared to the regular panties especially when you consider it's proximity to the anus? |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Nobody: 12:20am On Oct 08, 2008 |
DZ, sista, I'll need a pix |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:21am On Oct 08, 2008 |
I do not mean to make the likes of Hannibal or Pataki or Sly to have butterflies in their stomach by creating this thread because i'm 120% sure they have consumed an edible G string before. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Pataki: 12:23am On Oct 08, 2008 |
DeepZone:Is this not malady or madness? What do you use your brain to think of? Gosh! You are so disgusting. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by tRoOE(f): 12:28am On Oct 08, 2008 |
[size=13pt]ROTFLMFAO oh boy which kind topic be this Anyhoo, y don't u answer ur own question, abi u no dey wear V string ni[/size] |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:29am On Oct 08, 2008 |
oh boy which kind topic be thisRoflmao; I don't wear them for real. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:30am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Is this not malady or madness? Angry Angry Get away . You know you've done it before. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Nobody: 12:32am On Oct 08, 2008 |
@post Moni mo fe wo pix e. Make I see what am suppose to buy now |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Tatase(f): 12:32am On Oct 08, 2008 |
LOL! I think the edible g-string thing is because g-strings are allegedly sexy and so maybe edible granny pants would be like a turn-off. Like before your guy was going to eat, but when he saw the big dross he changed his mind. Hopefully before putting the vanilla on, especially knowing the activities coming, you've sanitized the er, nyash area and environs. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Pataki: 12:34am On Oct 08, 2008 |
DeepZone:You should be totally ashamed of yourself. If your boo consumes your edible pants or whether it is non-edible do not think every MAN is like your goat of a boo. Farting on your G'string and yet your boo eats it up. What a disgusting pig you really are. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by HRhotness(f): 12:35am On Oct 08, 2008 |
1. Edible g-strings weren't made to be worn for mor than a couple of hrs if ur man can last that long 2. The invasive bacteria u spk of r the same onespresent when ur man goes down on u innit? 3. what is wrong with g-strings as a choice of underwear 4. hav u seriously run out of topics to come up with one sooo. . . . . |
Re: Vanilla Pata by tRoOE(f): 12:37am On Oct 08, 2008 |
DeepZone:[size=13pt]Well y don't you wear it 4 ur little experiment, to get best result, rather than rely on others views/comments [/size] |
Re: Vanilla Pata by HRhotness(f): 12:39am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Tatase: |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Pataki: 12:41am On Oct 08, 2008 |
tRoOE:Are you minding the goat? She is well known for her once in two months shopping for a boxers. An illiterate branded Osun woman. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by KarmaMod(f): 12:42am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Which right thinking man will eat an edible G string that comes in different flavors that has been worn by his woman in the name of romance? How is it any different than going down on a girl? |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Sauron1: 12:42am On Oct 08, 2008 |
DeepZone: Jesus Wept!!!! |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:47am On Oct 08, 2008 |
How is it any different than going down on a girl? It's very different because the veegay is acidic and more sterile than the bacteria ridden anus. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by tRoOE(f): 12:47am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Pataki:[size=13pt]heheh that is mean me think say u and deepzone like each other, oya kiss up and make up jare [/size] |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Sauron1: 12:49am On Oct 08, 2008 |
DeepZone: Obviously, a farting machine like you must have a bacteria ridden rectum I am sorry for your boo. Doggystyle must be a frustrating experience for him. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:49am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Hannibal ate G-candies. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Sauron1: 12:50am On Oct 08, 2008 |
DeepZone: Where is your evidence?? |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:51am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Are you mind the goat? Grin The question is, what do men derive from eating the special candies? I know you've eaten them before, tell us puleeeeeeeeeeze. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Pataki: 12:51am On Oct 08, 2008 |
tRoOE:Anything that can just make her back off my case on nairaland, I would glad undertake. The way she keeps mentioning my name on almost all her moronic topics, one would think I am also a celebrity with her putrid lifestyle. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:52am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Where is your evidence?? I don't need evidence to tell what you can do. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:52am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Anything that can just make her back off my case on nairaland, I would glad undertake. You wish. Stop stalking me pwuleeeze. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Sauron1: 12:53am On Oct 08, 2008 |
DeepZone: Case dismissed!!! Reason: Lack of evidence!!! DeepZone: Why do women suck on flavoured condoms?? Go and ponder over that first. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:54am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Obviously, a farting machine like you must have a bacteria ridden rectum Tongue Keep fooling yourself. If you know the amount of bacteria in your anus, you may be forced to pour izal in it. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Nobody: 12:54am On Oct 08, 2008 |
You guys should stop spoiling me, abeg |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Pataki: 12:55am On Oct 08, 2008 |
DeepZone:Are you now marketing special candies on ebay also? Just anything to beat this credit crunch hitting you. DeepZone:You have no shame at all. I pity your boo seriously. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:56am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Why do women suck on flavoured condoms?? Flavored condoms are more hygienic abeg. You are asking me another question to cover the fact that you've munched a G string before. oto oro o ko ro. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 12:57am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Are you now marketing special candies on ebay also? Just anything to beat this credit crunch hitting you. Credit crunch never hit us although it's on the way but I don't live on credit because i am a utility chic. |
Re: Vanilla Pata by Pataki: 12:58am On Oct 08, 2008 |
DeepZone:I guess reports have been getting into your ears about how your farting issues is becoming an environmental nuisance to your neighbors. Now you want to know views about Vanilla pants? How CLASSIC of you. |
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