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Re: Vanilla Pata by KarmaMod(f): 12:58am On Oct 08, 2008
DeepZone:

It's very different because the veegay is acidic and more sterile than the bacteria ridden anus.

what about those who toss salad?
Re: Vanilla Pata by Sauron1: 12:58am On Oct 08, 2008
DeepZone:

Flavored condoms are more hygienic abeg. You are asking me another question to cover the fact that you've munched a G string before. oto oro o ko ro. tongue tongue

Flavoured condoms are more hygienic?


DeepZone:

Keep fooling yourself. If you know the amount of bacteria in your anus, you may be forced to pour izal in it. tongue tongue

They are meant to be worn just before pre-intimacy.
It's not like your normal thong u wear for 4 days, Deepy!!!
Are u trying to tell us your shithole is consistently oily and grimey even after a warm bath?? grin cheesy

stillwater:

You guys should stop spoiling me, abeg grin

Close your eyes. smiley
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 1:00am On Oct 08, 2008
what about those who toss salad?

tsk tsk tsk. You too don spoil. Do they teach that in school nowadayz? tongue tongue tongue
Re: Vanilla Pata by Nobody: 1:02am On Oct 08, 2008
KarmaMod:

what about those who toss salad?
which one is toss salad?
I think I heard this before on NL
And I know that it means something, just dnt know what it means
Re: Vanilla Pata by KarmaMod(f): 1:02am On Oct 08, 2008
yes school of hard knocks

Now answer the question jo.
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 1:02am On Oct 08, 2008
Flavoured condoms are more hygienic?

oooh yesssss.

They are meant to be worn just before pre-intimacy.
It's not like your normal thong u wear for 4 days, Deepy!!!
Are u trying to tell us your shithole is consistently oily and grimey even after a warm bath??

For the fact that they've been worn at all is an indication that it has kissed her anus. Tufakwai men.
Re: Vanilla Pata by KarmaMod(f): 1:03am On Oct 08, 2008
Ruby_Pearl:

which one is toss salad?
I think I heard this before  

come back when you can legally drink  tongue
Re: Vanilla Pata by Sauron1: 1:03am On Oct 08, 2008
DeepZone:

tsk tsk tsk. You too don spoil. Do they teach that in school nowadayz? tongue tongue tongue

As if u haven't experimented such before.
Your profile on facebook says u love anal-lingus, innit?? tongue cheesy grin

DeepZone:

For the fact that they've been worn at all is an indication that it has kissed her anus. Tufakwai men.

Keep fooling yourself.

You have milked cows in Nebraska and have wanked pigs in New York. . . . .
I don't know anything else that could be disgusting to you. . . .
U have seen it all.
Re: Vanilla Pata by Nobody: 1:05am On Oct 08, 2008
KarmaMod:

come back when you can legally drink  tongue
I'm 25. . . .oya, tell me na.
b4 I ask someone else. . . . and that's bad
Re: Vanilla Pata by Pataki: 1:06am On Oct 08, 2008
~Sauron~:

As if u haven't experimented such before.
Your profile on facebook says u love anal-lingus, innit?? tongue cheesy grin
She has even taken her worwority to facebook?


My goodness, I see facebook crashing anytime soon! grin
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 1:06am On Oct 08, 2008
yes school of hard knocks

Now answer the question jo.
Why not ask hannibal de sexologist instead of asking a virgin like me? I'm sure he'll give real answers from years of experience. Common! nitori olorun, aja ni okunrin yi tongue tongue
Re: Vanilla Pata by KarmaMod(f): 1:07am On Oct 08, 2008
Your thread, your question. cheesy
Re: Vanilla Pata by Sauron1: 1:09am On Oct 08, 2008
DeepZone:

Why not ask hannibal de sexologist instead of asking a virgin like me? I'm sure he'll give real answers from years of experience. Common! nitori olorun, aja ni okunrin yi tongue tongue

Pamela Anderson is a virgin!


Pataki:

She has even taken her worwority to facebook?

She looks tight on facebook.
Although her left breast has 2 nipples. grin grin grin grin grin


My goodness, I see facebook crashing anytime soon! grin

It crashed few weeks ago, the engineers recovered it tho. cool
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 1:09am On Oct 08, 2008

As if u haven't experimented such before.
Your profile on facebook says u love anal-lingus, innit??
Stop seraching for ashawos on facebook. I don't do face book because am old fashioned and too busy.

Keep fooling yourself.

You have milked cows in Nebraska and have wanked pigs in New York. . . . .
I don't know anything else that could be disgusting to you. . . .
U have seen it all.

I've not seen a thing like this. men are not only pigs but they can eat a remnant from a swine.
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 1:11am On Oct 08, 2008
Pamela Anderson is a virgin!
Wonders shall never end. Shall they? tongue tongue


Quote from: Pataki on Today at 01:06:33 AM
She has even taken her worwority to facebook?
stalk stalker stalkest. tongue tongue

She looks tight on facebook.
Although her left breast has 2 nipples.

You must be confusing a porn site with face book. It's called facebook and not breastbook. tongue tongue
Re: Vanilla Pata by sistawoman: 1:12am On Oct 08, 2008
I have never worn editable undies but to your question about thong wearing here is why is really for black women

A thong should be worn when the jeans are tight, when the shirt/dress hugs that bootty just right.  Thongs are so that no pantie line is shown in those clothes and so that when you walk and that big juicy booty moves it can bounce and hypnotize any man watching it.

Thongs were not created for flat back oyinbos and Asians.  They were made to enhance that booty of us sistas.
Re: Vanilla Pata by Nobody: 1:14am On Oct 08, 2008
Those that don't have booty, nko?
Re: Vanilla Pata by KarmaMod(f): 1:14am On Oct 08, 2008
abegi. story

Its to decrease panty lines in tight clothes. all that racist nonsense doesnt cut it

Seriously Drusilla, stop the madness
Re: Vanilla Pata by Sauron1: 1:17am On Oct 08, 2008
stillwater:

Those that don't have booty, nko?

Don't wear any undies if u don't have a phat booty.

DeepZone:

You must be confusing a porn site with face book. It's called facebook and not breastbook. tongue tongue

Really?
I thunk it was boob-book, doofus.

DeepZone:

I've not seen a thing like this. men are not only pigs but they can eat a remnant from a swine.

I feel sorry for your level of reasoning.
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 1:17am On Oct 08, 2008
Those that don't have booty, nko?
thanks.
Re: Vanilla Pata by Pataki: 1:19am On Oct 08, 2008
stillwater:

Those that don't have booty, nko?
You don't have any booty ni?
Re: Vanilla Pata by sistawoman: 1:19am On Oct 08, 2008
those with no booty should not wear thongs.

Just ask any man.  that goes for the boy cut panties as well.

there r certian things that only look right on certain azzes.
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 1:20am On Oct 08, 2008
I have never worn editable undies but to your question about thong wearing here is why is really for black women

A thong should be worn when the jeans are tight, when the shirt/dress hugs that bootty just right. Thongs are so that no pantie line is shown in those clothes and so that when you walk and that big juicy booty moves it can bounce and hypnotize any man watching it.

Thongs were not created for flat back oyinbos and Asians. They were made to enhance that booty of us sistas.

pantie lines or not, the truth is that they are not hygienic and it's better to wear an ordinary pantie than a thong. Thongs are whorish if I must say and i don't really get the craze about it especially among black women. Hannibal can still figure out your rhythms even if you wear a khaki shorts underneath.


What sense does it make for those women that wear them and they show from above the pants on the waist?
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 1:21am On Oct 08, 2008
You don't have any booty ni?
That question was not meant for you. Are you a bootyologist?
Re: Vanilla Pata by KarmaMod(f): 1:22am On Oct 08, 2008
DeepZone:

. Thongs are whorish if I must say and i don't really get the craze about it especially among black women.

why would you unless you're a lesbian
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 1:23am On Oct 08, 2008
why would you unless you're a lesbian
so t'll only take a lesbian to know that thongs are very unhygienic. My question was, how hygeinic are thongs considering it's proximity to the anus?
Re: Vanilla Pata by Sauron1: 1:23am On Oct 08, 2008
DeepZone:

pantie lines or not, the truth is that they are not hygienic and it's better to wear an ordinary pantie than a thong. Thongs are whorish if I must say and i don't really get the craze about it especially among black women. Hannibal can still figure out your rhythms even if you wear a khaki shorts underneath.

There's nothing whorish in thongs, village woman!!!
Some women are very comfortable in it.
I am not sure it is designed for a farting machine like you though. . . . .  grin cheesy

sistawoman:

those with no booty should not wear thongs.

Just ask any man.  that goes for the boy cut undies as well.

there r certian things that only look right on certain azzes.

So no hope for ma chinese gurlfriend?? cry cry cry cry cry
What should she wear?? Leaves??
Re: Vanilla Pata by Pataki: 1:24am On Oct 08, 2008
DeepZone:

That question was not meant for you. Are you a bootyologist?
Are you in search of a booty call? Disgusting pig. Solve your farting issues and get back to me. grin
Re: Vanilla Pata by Nobody: 1:24am On Oct 08, 2008
~Sauron~:

Don't wear any undies if u don't have a phat booty.

. . . and your words are final? undecided *hisses*

Pataki:

You don't have any booty ni?

I said those ooo

What sense does it make for those women that wear them and they show  from above the pants on the waist?

Help me ask them.
Re: Vanilla Pata by jennykadri: 1:24am On Oct 08, 2008
where there is a funmi, there is a jackal and pataki,dis love is strong cool
Re: Vanilla Pata by DeepZone: 1:26am On Oct 08, 2008
There's nothing whorish in thongs, village woman!!!
Some women are very comfortable in it.
I am not sure it is designed for a farting machine though

I bet you've got a better deal with a farticle infested thongs than eating one that was soaked in the chocolate highway. kiss kiss
Re: Vanilla Pata by KarmaMod(f): 1:26am On Oct 08, 2008
I figured most females wore thongs with pantyliners

What's your take on bikinis?

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