stillwater:

. . . and your words are final? *hisses*

Always.

Pataki:

Are you in search of a booty call? Disgusting pig. Solve your farting issues and get back to me.

When are you going to accept DeepZone as your lawfully wedded wife??
She needs your personal opinion on thong/g-string(that is why she made this topic).
Give this Ijesha chic what she wants, abeg!!!

where there is a funmi, there is a jackal and pataki,this love is strong

Pataki is a stalker. Can you advise me on how to shake him off pata pata?

DeepZone:

What sense does it make for those women that wear them and they show  from above the pants on the waist?

There is a missing screw in that brain of yours. What sense does it make for you as you do not wear it?

Are you in search of a booty call? Disgusting pig. Solve your farting issues and get back to me.

You wanna come over?. _{i'll then use my sexy pankere and wallop your back to coma tonite. you need a proper beating}

DeepZone:

Pataki is a stalker. Can you advise me on how to shake him off pata pata?

Negative. . . . .He is your LOVER.

DeepZone:

I bet you've got a better deal with a farticle infested thongs than eating one that was soaked in the chocolate highway.

U wish!!!!
I wouldn't touch your phat booty with a 60 feet pole. . . . . .I don't wanna die YOUNG.

I figured most females wore thongs with pantyliners

What's your take on bikinis?

Same father, different mothers.

jennykadri:

where there is a funmi, there is a jackal and pataki,this love is strong

This is not love. I have never seen a woman who is this persistent in forcing herself on my case. Can you please remind her she is a woman.

DeepZone:

Pataki is a stalker. Can you advise me on how to shake him off pata pata?

If my name Pataki can give you thousands of dollars, you would have solved the economic crisis ever since. There is no single day that the name Pataki does not come out in any of your posts.

What a CASE you are.

U wish!!!!
I wouldn't touch your phat booty with a 60 feet pole. . . . . .I don't want to die YOUNG

You have to see it before you can touch it abi? _{don't dare celestine babayaro, abeg because he's all the man I need.}

Pataki:

This is not love. I have never seen a woman who is this persistent in forcing herself on my case. Can you please remind her she is a woman.

ok,funmi pataki said i should tell u that ,u r a woman

i just clean my azz when i go to the bathroom

I dont understand

~Sauron~:

Negative. . . . .He is your LOVER.

Why are you wishing a death sentence on me?

If my name Pataki can give you thousands of dollars, you would have solved the economic crisis ever since. There is no single day that the name Pataki does not come out in any of your posts.

What a CASE you are.

tsk tsk tsk, Your name is accursed because even gamblers cannot use it as an imaginary name. you sound so bitter these dayz. has she left you? I mean the dwarfy chic from sudan?.

_{okurin yi ti su mi}.

i just clean my azz when i go to the bathroom

I don't understand

And the bacterias quickly build up in 3 mintues after you leave the bathroom. You need some lectures on what goes on there day by day.

Pataki:

Why are you wishing a death sentence on me?

Funmi loves you.
He dedicated a thread for you some days ago.
Do her favour and walk the aisle with her. . . . .
Make sure u have an aerosol spray handy in case she goes SPLOCK and stain the backside of her white wedding dress.

sistawoman:

i just clean my azz when i go to the bathroom

I don't understand

Sistawoman, don't u think this is TMI??
I have a very fragile heart. . . . .Please don't send me to the ICU.

DeepZone:

You have to see it before you can touch it abi? _{don't dare celestine babayaro, abeg because he's all the man I need.}

Celestine will just play your cooch like butter play toast!!!
When he was in England, he was the biggest male prostitute in the country.

ok,funmi pataki said i should tell u that ,u r a woman

Help me tell him that he is a man and is supposed to be able to say his mind at this age. he is lonely b/c he does not have the guts to ask women in his league out and not just because he is jobless and broke. Tell him.

DeepZone:

And the bacterias quickly build up in 3 mintues after you leave the bathroom. You need some lectures on what goes on there day by day.

So then the same thing happens when you wear panties and they get stuck in your azz.

i dont have a problem with wearing thongs.  i actually think it is gross to see a womans panty line.  i almost want to run and get the fashion police.

i dont agree with showing your thong above your jeans but that is personal choice.

and what exactly am i doing with my thongs except taking them off at the end of the day and putting them in the laundry.  I am not using them to bath with or eat my meal with.

They make me feel sexy.  I use wipes when i go to the bathroom so i clean my ass and my puzzy very well.  The same bacteria grows in your puzzy too.  Or did you not know that womens puzzy has a healthy amount of yeast in it naturally

Additionally wearing a panty liner with your thong gets rid of the sexy effect of having a thong on in the first place.

DeepZone:

tsk tsk tsk,  Your name is accursed because even gamblers cannot use it as an imaginary name.  you sound so bitter these dayz. has she left you? I mean the dwarfy chic from sudan?.

_{okurin yi ti su mi}.

Oniranu, are you using style to know whether am single and ready to mingle? Sorry you not my type. Stop STALKING ME. Your incessant recourse to mentioning my prestigious name Pataki is becoming alarming. Do you self-service yourself at the mention of Pataki?

SICKO.

Funmi loves you.
He dedicated a thread for you some days ago.
Do her favour and walk the aisle with her. . . . .
Make sure u have an aerosol spray handy in case she goes SPLOCK and stain the backside of her white wedding dress.

You are so nasty.

Celestine will just play your cooch like butter play toast!!!
When he was in England, he was the biggest male prostitute in the country.

Are you one of those that gossip with my faithful boo? He's so handsome, rich and faithful to me.

sistawoman:

Additionally wearing a panty liner with your thong gets rid of the sexy effect of having a thong on in the first place.

How so?

Oniranu, are you using style to know whether am single and ready to mingle?

I don't mingle please. It's only gay people that mingle. Do you mingle?

Do you self-service yourself at the mention of Pataki?

eeewww.

DeepZone:

You are so nasty.

I learnt from you.

Are you one of those that gossip with my faithful boo? He's so handsome, rich and faithful to me.

Celestine's shag rate in England was legendary.
I am not sure if he had the highest record or Dwight Yorke.
There's no living female celebrity Babayaro didn't shag in London.
Throughout 2000-2003, his face was always pasted on tabloids with this gurl and that gurl and the next gurl.

DeepZone:

Help me tell him that he is a man and is supposed to be able to say his mind at this age. he is lonely b/c he does not have the guts to ask women in his league out  and not just because he is jobless and broke. Tell him.

Ok enough of this forming of yours. Send me an email and let me see what your vibes are like.

I would be waiting for your mail.

Pataki:

Ok enough of this forming of yours. Send me an email and let me see what your vibes are like.

Send an email to: pnaija@gmail.com

I would be waiting for your mail.

Thatz more like it.
Drop ur number na. . . . . . .
Funmi is broke though but she should call by the end of the month when she gets her paycheck from Nebraska animal farm.

KarmaMod:

How so?

how do i put this. . . . . . . . .I hope it is not to raunchy. . . . . . but here it is.

For me i always imange that i could come home and my man/so/hubby could be there and want some lovin   and if so i have to go to the bathroom to get rid of the pantie liner, that there could kill the moment.  No man wants you to take off your jeans, shirt or dress and see you in thongs but see a pantie liner.  That is sooooooooo not sexy, and i am sure a boner turn down.

See my stuff is always, always, always fresh and ready to go.  You never know when the opportunity is going to strike.  But that is just me.  I am wired that way and always think that way.  When i get up in the morning and get dressed everything from the bra to the undies to the outfit is always tight and always sexy.  It makes me feel sexy to know that if my man came to work in the middle of the day took me to lunch and we found a little spot to get it on he would lift my skirt and and be so turned on by what i had there for him to unwrap.

So then the same thing happens when you wear undies and they get stuck in your azz.

No it's not. Panties allow more air in and helps in retarding bacteria action. Imagine the sweat, feaces, bacterias etc that accompany the thongs because of the heat produced in that area from incessant friction?

i don't have a problem with wearing thongs. i actually think it is gross to see a womans panty line. i almost want to run and get the fashion police.

Healthwise, compring pantylines with thongs is like comparing flu with cancer. I bet you.

They make me feel sexy. I use wipes when i go to the bathroom so i clean my ass and my puzzy very well. The same bacteria grows in your puzzy too. Or did you not know that womens puzzy has a healthy amount of yeast in it naturally

The type of bacteria that grows in your anus is more harmful and different from yeast that grows in front. In most cases, bacterias do not grow in fruit to a harmful extent unless there is a change in the PH of that area which may be caused by an anomaly somewhere iin your system. I do not think that the sexy thing attached to thongs is enough to risk the dangers that comes with it.

Additionally wearing a panty liner with your thong gets rid of the sexy effect of having a thong on in the first place.

Was the thongs not initially meant for women back to wear indoors for their man in the 19th century?

~Sauron~:

Thatz more like it.
Drop ur number na. . . . . . .
Funmi is broke though but she should call by the end of the month when she gets her paycheck from Nebraska animal farm.

I want to see whether she has the boldness to take it all the way. Drop my O2 or Tmobile no? Nah. . . . . . I can still handle her stalking me on emails.

Celestine's shag rate in England was legendary.
I am not sure if he had the highest record or Dwight Yorke.
There's no living female celebrity Babayaro didn't shag in London.
Throughout 2000-2003, his face was always pasted on tabloids with this gurl and that gurl and the next gurl

.

You are deliberately assasinating his character. It might be you are hating cos he has me in his lucky life.

My thong does not move.  At least i dont feel it moving.  If it is then the movement is minimal making it just rub on my asshole.  

but isnt the same bacteria present in your asshole when you have on panties?  or is there something in thongs that makes you have more bacteria?

DeepZone:

I don't mingle please. It's only gay people that mingle. Do you mingle?

eeewww.

You have a problem with semantics. Go and BRUSH UP.

DeepZone:

You are deliberately assasinating his character. It might be you are hating because he has me in his lucky life.

I thunk it was you and Pataki all the way.

Pataki:

I want to see whether she has the boldness to take it all the way. Drop my O2 or Tmobile no? Nah. . . . . . I can still handle her stalking me on emails.

Funmi is a seductress. . . . .
She would walk the whole nine yards with you.
The babe has been stalking Babayaro since 1997.

Ok enough of this forming of yours. Send me an email and let me see what your vibes are like.

Send an email to: pnaija@gmail.com

I would be waiting for your mail.

This is the same man that complained here last time that Naija women are stalking him everyday on emails and i asked him how they managed to get his email. Now he's desperate to get mine. ulaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Again, that email looks like 419 peoples email address.

DeepZone:

This is the same man that complained here last time that Naija women are stalking him everyday on emails and i asked him how they managed to get his email. Now he's desperate to get mine. ulaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Again, that email looks like 419 peoples email address.

Are you happy now? I am granting you access to me within a limited time space. I will shut down that email addy after the space of time given to you by ME has expired.

Abeg I dey go watch the 2nd Presidential Debate.