21st Century's Wives una there? Lol




WIFE: darling why are you
homethis early wearing such a long
face?

HUSBAND: had a terrible day, i
lost all my colleagues today at work.

WIFE: blood of Jesus! what
happened?

HUSBAND: there was a fire
out break down in the tunnel
and everybody died!

WIFE: what a pity! darling I
thank God for keeping you
alive, how did you make it
out my dear?

HUSBAND: darling, it was God's
work, my stomach was upsetting
me so, I took a break to ease myself
in the toilet.

WIFE: darling, thank God you
are alive, what would have happened to
us? I feel so much pity for their families.
so
bad, how are they going to survive now?

HUSBAND: my dear its a pity, but
UNITED NATIONS has decided
to give the families of the
deceased 900 million each.

WIFE: what?!!!!! 900 million
what? so because of your
useless stomach upset and the foolish
toilet and your refusal to die
with your colleagues make me
miss that money?? I beg if you
don't want trouble, go back and die
with your colleagues.

Husband- faints!!!!!!!!!




If na you(guys) watin u go do?

I go just slap the OP blue black..