IF I BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA,





My 8 Points Agenda would be as follows:



1. I am going to make sure any guy or girl who breaks each others heart will spend 20years in jail.

2. No man is entitled to more than one wife.

3. Any guy without 6 packs or any girl without figure 8 will have to relocate to Iran or Iraq for survival..

4. No work on Mondays

5. You must not have more than 4(four) kids...

6. If U are married and ain't paying attention to your wife, you will be jailed until you change.

7. Every cheating man or woman must be kept in a zoo for 2months.

8. No sex until U seek permission from your local Govt chairman... and it's once per month....

Now the question is:: Will u vote for me

LWKMD