My girlfriend told me dat it's ova btw us, I
thought abt it
nd decide. dat lyf witout her is meaningless, so
I
decided 2 kil myself.... I drank lacasera wit
suya bt
nothing happened, I proceeded 2 anoda level
of
poisonous concoction....so I prepared turkey nd
gizzard
wit cranberry juice nd lot of fresh tomatoes,
yet
nothing... I ate cake, chocolate mixed wit ice
cream, stil
I no die...so I'm so confused right nø̲̣̣̥w cos I
just
finished eatin fried rice wit maltina nd fresh
fruit salad
but ntin happened.. Pls am confused right nw.
Wat
should I do? Or shud i try plantain wit
chicken? I need
advice pls!!

sunnysunny: My girlfriend told me dat it's ova btw us, I
thought abt it
nd decide. dat lyf witout her is meaningless, so
I
decided 2 kil myself.... I drank lacasera wit
suya bt
nothing happened, I proceeded 2 anoda level
of
poisonous concoction....so I prepared turkey nd
gizzard
wit cranberry juice nd lot of fresh tomatoes,
yet
nothing... I ate cake, chocolate mixed wit ice
cream, stil
I no die...so I'm so confused right nø̲̣̣̥w cos I
just
finished eatin fried rice wit maltina nd fresh
fruit salad
but ntin happened.. Pls am confused right nw.
Wat
should I do? Or shud i try plantain wit
chicken? I need
advice pls!!

Go jump inside 3rd mainland bridge.

Try mango with a very hot lipton tea

Go and french crocodile

Tell me something

awon agbaya

Dis will do d trick: swallow 4 tablets of peppermint n drink a bottle of coke.

Warning: ur stomach will explode. (For real don't try dis)

I knw say na wetin dem say make pple no try nai dem de like try (seriously don't try dis) if it doesn't kill u, it will damage ur intestines.

Try a plate of nkwobi with maltina
That ought to do it

Can someone please move this to d joke section! Op thanks for d good laugh!

Babymama1: Try a plate of nkwobi with maltina
That ought to do it

ok. Will try this one cos i believe this one will kill faster

davno: Can someone please move this to d joke section! Op thanks for d good laugh!

I don't know how to move a thread to another category ooo