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| A 2030 Church Service by chucky234(m): 12:05pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
With technologies making lives and task easier than ever, below is what a typical 2030 Church service: Pastor: Praise the Lord. Congregation: Hallelujah! Pastor: Can we please turn our iPads,tablets and e-bibles to Exodus 20:1 When you're done reading, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the today's sermon... Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offerings. You can connect to the church Wi-fi using password Saviour486 and as for the renovation donations, you're welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. **The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker** Meanwhile... Announcements! Secretary: This week's meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don't be absent! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrs GMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counselling and don't forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. Pastor: God Bless You All. Congregation: Amen |
| Re: A 2030 Church Service by McWhillion(m): 12:17pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
I think 2030 is too far, you might want yo try 2020 |
| Re: A 2030 Church Service by j2012(m): 12:30pm On Jul 12, 2014 |
2020 is also too far. 2016 or even 2015 will do. Location will also matter. By 2030, I think there won't be Twitter. It might have become obsolete or evolved into something else. |
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