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Re: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jul 15, 2014
HarmlessG:
A girl went to her brothers room unannounced one afternoon and she found him busy watching Indecency and self-servicing the guy struggled to hide himself but it was too late, his sister smiled and asked him, "Im also ur h**ny, do u feel lyk fuckin me?"
The guy was about to refuse but she locked the door and started to UnCloth herself
All his common sense flew through the window and agreed to it.
They got on the bed and had some hot s*x.
After that the guy rested and said to her," i have a confession to make u are sweeter than mum."
she smiled and said "i know cos dad said the same thing".
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this is crazy
Re: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by Koolmexxi(m): 5:17pm On Jul 17, 2014
olowogboye:
LWKMD cheesy Not at all, its about the N220b from the central bank for all MSMES Micro Small and Medium Scale Enterprises.
If I hear.... So na u CBN give part of d money to retail without collateral abi...?
Re: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by oria007(m): 8:56am On Jul 18, 2014
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Re: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by Dominionng(m): 11:44pm On Jul 18, 2014
olowogboye:
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Re: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by Dominionng(m): 5:54am On Jul 20, 2014
olowogboye:
Thats the problem with Nigerians, you think everyone who wants to help you has something to steal from you, well for doubting Thomas like you, information is key and ignorance is no excuse to being successful in life, Achieve you dream now or someone else will

...and the answer to a direct question is striping and breaking bottles?
Re: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by HarmlessG(m): 9:15pm On Feb 09, 2016
Make this joke for no waste, I must re mix it. Fellow Nairalanders, I beg make una welcome me o
Pick the category your salary falls into
NAMES OF DIFFERENT SALARY
1. Onion salary - you grab it, you open it and you cry.
2. Storm salary - you don't know when it comes or when it goes
3. Menstrual salary - comes once in a month and only last four days
4. Magic salary - touch it and it disappears
5. Amnesia salary - you always don't remember what you spent it on
6. Time traveling salary - you spend it paying off various debts
7. Evil salary - you collect it and your phone gets stolen, your mother falls sick and your girlfriend suddenly becomes pregnant.
8. Feel free to add yours
Mine is 7.
Re: Old But Still One Of Akpors Funniest Moments!!!!! A Must Read Joke by HarmlessG(m): 9:18pm On Feb 09, 2016
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