chinnyonwu: Lmaooo.
Mods oya move this piece of shitt to Jokes section

mod pleas ban this guy. tank

bestestgirl: by the way Spacegoat, when are you moving on to the next planet?

( woooh she called my name" *brushing*)
when you say yes to my poposir

Chykechin: Simple,

1. He finds it hard to 'toast' a girl cause he has never done one before

2. Finds it hard to look u in the eye and talk at the same time. This one works only if he is sexually attracted to u

this are nt majorly tru. I am good at nos 2, i dnt care, i can look into the eyes and talk. The major thin i think cuts across most virgins are
1, we usually wait for the lady to lead. As in shyness to pull some crazy stuffs. And this is due to inexperience.
2, we fantasize or think bout sex alot, especially wen idle. Which is nt always born out of lust, but curiosity.
3, that touchy thing is very correct, this i think is usually because d body is already cravin, so little things can fuel d fire.
Nb, not all virgins masturbate.

vicadex07: Spacegoat everybody is insalting you here o for giving them cues. Come and defend your self

this virgin male guys dont like it because i reveal there secret and i will keep reveal it

ps- bruv are you virgin? see evill here https://www.nairaland.com/1803205/side-effect-being-virgin

Obinoscopy: This OP is very funny. I laughed uncontrollably after reading his post

this is all trues pleas this is no joke.. male guys stay of!!

ps- pleas help me ban this guy "BRAV0O !!! he stole one of my crush tank.

toby2:
this are nt majorly tru. I am good at nos 2, i dnt care, i can look into the eyes and talk. The major thin i think cuts across most virgins are
1, we usually wait for the lady to lead. As in shyness to pull some crazy stuffs. And this is due to inexperience.
2, we fantasize or think bout sex alot, especially wen idle. Which is nt always born out of lust, but curiosity.
3, that touchy thing is very correct, this i think is usually because d body is already cravin, so little things can fuel d fire.
Nb, not all virgins masturbate.

see evill of being virgin here !! click here https://www.nairaland.com/1803205/side-effect-being-virgin

SpaceGoat: insalt ? pleas this thread is female only!!!

don't worry. Your grammar has chased me away

SpaceGoat:
this is all trues pleas this is no joke.. male guys stay of!!

ps- pleas help me ban this guy "BRAV0O !!! he stole one of my crush tank.

name the crush let see maybe what u need is serious deliverance! Amebo.

SpaceGoat: see evill of being virgin here !! click here https://www.nairaland.com/1803205/side-effect-being-virgin

Oooooo, spare me that piece of rotten gabbage.
By the way has anyone seen Onila of recent?

kmaxx:

E be like say na d truth u dey talk oh...

very tru bros

Just 2 nd 5 r correct , other proves are overly emphasized

Flawlessangel: This is absolute nonsense....am a male virgin and i dnt do any of what u wrote there....
Here's a clue on how to know a male virgin...
(1) he is usually very shy, like the shyest guy among a group
(2) his heart beats very fast when a girl is touching him in a compromising way...like a girl drawing him close and his chest touching the girls boobs while she raps her hands around him. He bcomes uneasy.
(3) he watches more indecency than the non virgins
(4) he allows a girl to always take d lead or make d first move b4 he does...( he always waits 4 d ladies green light b4 proceedin)........
...i bet a true male virgin wud agree the these points of mine more than what the o.p said about male virgins.

yes you are right this is what am expecting from .op. He was just writing it base on it own point of view. that's is the way he perceived it..all his point are childish...it does'nt make any sense to me....anyway am a virgin but, all this point does'nt work on me cause av experience a lot with no sex...

Guys don't think virgin guys suck in bed for the first time though!!!!!!! They might be more pro....than everyday doers ooooo!!!!!! Lmdo*

SpaceGoat:

( woooh she called my name" *brushing*)
when you say yes to my poposir

u mean , wen u bang that shiiiii lol

This is totally untrue!

Aitee1: By 6:37pm?? I smell thiefery

i no come get that trait o! Madam.. abeg un smell d thievery plz..

Im a virgin but the amount of b°°bs wey i don suck and burtom wey i don fundle eh. But I've never seen an unclad lady talk more of pussie. God help me

SpaceGoat: an serious about this cues !! ask any male guy

ps- im adding you to my crush list

. OMG!

Laughing my small ass off

SpaceGoat: You finally found out a new male guy and youre afraid maybe he is in experience? this question is always ask by female girls everytime.
this thing call virgin is really bad but virgin male guys can be very trickish to spot. i will reveal their secret

1. You will see hole on his bedroom wall and on his bed
this is the ultimate numba one cue !! whenever you pay the next visit to youre boyfriend look at walls and bed in his bedroim if they have hole then he is virgin !! that is where he stick is thing inside evertime he is alone. run for you life!!

2 He will be suprise when you wear bra and pant
next time youre with you guy test him like this "wear bikimi and come to him" normal guy will say " why did you wear bra and paint ?? " virgin will say "aah you wear bra and pant" virgins dont recognise clues of sex hint

3.Fear of cockroach and lizard
is their one reason why virgin male guys has not get girl to have sex? Fear !! these will manifest in all their daily life. if lizard enter youre room and he ran that he cant kill it o this is a big virgin indication!!

4.you see many empty vasline
male guy virgin will always have vasline!! its their numba one asset, if you see vasline in his place ask him what it is fo?" he will normally say i use it to cream cos its good on skins !!! lie lie lie

5.His boxer will brown
scientis as found out virgin male guy dont take care of their prevate part because they know nobody is going to view it, these being why there boxer is always brown from dirty especially there boxer. ladies beware

these are the cues to note to no a virgin male guy. tank

now tell me, what do you want the girl to do when she discover that her boyfriend is a Virginia?

To abandon him I guess.....you forgot that everyone was once a Virginia. ...........

i don't know at you though , maybe you came into this world already screwed.............I'm just saying

Gooci:
in one short... op oti ya weyrey. i ws laffin at your post until one of them hit me i wont declare which one

hahahahahaha my man.... Na vaseline own catch u oooooo... U ar under arrest

Am 25 and av neva had s.ex.... As awkward as it may sound, aside d determination not to av sex, I av come into conclusion dat wat helps most virgin male keep their virginity is masturbation

MISSYTOSIN: I nid a male virgin for ritual.

GOODLUCK WIF THAT

Dolcilicious: Laughing my small ass off

bring tht yansh here girly

Hahahahaha,dis op wented to cambridge university o,he knowing hw to communicated!Spacegoat indeed

una dey see dey kind english wey spacegoat dey arrange for person here?? Lmao

MISSYTOSIN: I nid a male virgin for ritual.

am here,but can I fu..ck u after d ritual.

tosyne2much: Am 25 and av neva had s.ex.... As awkward as it may sound, aside d determination not to av sex, I av come into conclusion dat wat helps most virgin male keep their virginity is masturbation

frequent self-service might lead to premature -ejacu*lation in d future
Or erectile dysfunction

SpaceGoat: You finally found out a new male guy and youre afraid maybe he is in experience? this question is always ask by female girls everytime.
this thing call virgin is really bad but virgin male guys can be very trickish to spot. i will reveal their secret

1. You will see hole on his bedroom wall and on his bed
this is the ultimate numba one cue !! whenever you pay the next visit to youre boyfriend look at walls and bed in his bedroim if they have hole then he is virgin !! that is where he stick is thing inside evertime he is alone. run for you life!!

2 He will be suprise when you wear bra and pant
next time youre with you guy test him like this "wear bikimi and come to him" normal guy will say " why did you wear bra and paint ?? " virgin will say "aah you wear bra and pant" virgins dont recognise clues of sex hint

3.Fear of cockroach and lizard
is their one reason why virgin male guys has not get girl to have sex? Fear !! these will manifest in all their daily life. if lizard enter youre room and he ran that he cant kill it o this is a big virgin indication!!

4.you see many empty vasline
male guy virgin will always have vasline!! its their numba one asset, if you see vasline in his place ask him what it is fo?" he will normally say i use it to cream cos its good on skins !!! lie lie lie

5.His boxer will brown
scientis as found out virgin male guy dont take care of their prevate part because they know nobody is going to view it, these being why there boxer is always brown from dirty especially there boxer. ladies beware

these are the cues to note to no a virgin male guy. tank

dude i must confess you're so so sick..
and those peeps that liked this are s i c k e r..

lwkm

ladies..biko nu..none is true.
ive never had holes in my beds nor empty Vaseline: D na bra and pant i never see i dun kill lizards tire even as far as snakes ..

and my undies ..dnt even go there..i clean pass girl when dey menstruate ..

scapegoat na where u get all this sef


sauce plz

So nice of dis writeup, I willn't give out my virgin unless to he lady that will truly marry me, if u are serious B4 3months weddy card will be sure..

Chykechin: Simple,

1. He finds it hard to 'toast' a girl cause he has never done one before

2. Finds it hard to look u in the eye and talk at the same time. This one works only if he is sexually attracted to u

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