I really enjoyed this stories! Although I never slept in church except on night vigil

My own case different o,, since I fumble 4 fellowship, I tell u I no go d fellowship agn anytim I dey arnd sch,,,,,,, I graduated frm d fellowship,,, so wen I came 4 clearance I stayed wt my frnds who ar sti in sch, we talked, argued, played game all night. Wen I got to fellowship, dey welcomed me well n introduced me as an alumnus,, my head dey trowel dada, I happy die,,, I no knw say my foul go soon lay cooked egg.. Little tim I don dey dose, na wen biro fell 4 my hand na den I knw say water don pass garri,,, nt lng na one 200l girl wey b usher com wak me,,, shame catch me die,,,,,,, na frnt I sidon wt d pastorates as an alumnus now.. Na wen d president(5level medicine) my frnd tapped me na dat tim I no say e don cast.piple com dey luk me lik ' agbaya' (big fool) Sinx dat time I tell u I no go d fellowship Ooº°˚ ˚°ºo,....

People sleeping in church are robbed by Satan

I don sleep 4 church b4. I ws sick sha so dem excuse me bt I no longer sleep in church. My family and friends know I dnt joke wit my sa2day 9te/sunday mornin sleep, so dey no dey try disturb me. I slip early den so make I no slip 4 chrch. If sumtin make me no slip early, I go go 4 evenin mass instead. Bt d trut b say no b say I no dey slip 4 chrch bcs I wan hear wetin priest or pastor dey talk, na jst 2 avoid embarrassment, make usher or person no wake me bcs I get award 4 waking pple 4 chrch evn if ur seat far frm my own.

This wasnt in the church but happen at home, one evenin were avin our night prayer as usual, my dad(of blessed memory) noticed my immediate elder sister wasnt prayin she was deep nd fast asleep he reached for hs cane gave her a lash, she flee up and shoutd "BLESSIN BLESSIN" i cudnt hold it but burst into laughter

Goldenheart: i used to sleep too long ago....

but "i disciplined myself"

its been more than 10 years since i dozed, it has also helped me in other areas of life, i can stay up in all forms of business meetings without blinking...

Its not the devil, its just u lack discipline...

Oh yeah right

lepasharon:

Annoying Usher .... Lol

lol..
hope you won't travel to a different 'realm' next sunday o

pastor demanded everyone stand up for short prayer. I stood with them and instantly, i slept off standing. Everyone sat down. Pastor continues sermon. I remain standing/sleeping. I hear the fint sound of the loud speaker from a distant, woke up. I dont know hw long ,i was standing/sleeping there, but cold sweat ran down my back. I pretended , i was under the anointing, so i sat down back. Cant forget that day. People knew.

ebuetor: pastor demanded everyone stand up for short prayer. I stood with them and instantly, i slept off standing. Everyone sat down. Pastor continues sermon. I remain standing/sleeping. I hear the fint sound of the loud speaker from a distant, woke up. I dont know hw long ,i was standing/sleeping there, but cold sweat ran down my back. I pretended , i was under the anointing, so i sat down back. Cant forget that day. People knew.

dammmmn this is just really funny mehn

The best place to catch a sweet sleep as no evil spirit can attack u there. Sleep in the hand of God. I believe it is one verse in the bible

ijbeauty: Am a year older, stronger, wiser, blessed and ofcourse more beautiful...........

Happy birthday to me...... Wishing me many more and fruitful years ahead.............

Sorry op, I don't sleep in church no more

happy birthday dear
wishing u the very best life has to offer n pray to God dat you'll spend there many more years on earth filled with happiness joy and glory coupled with God's protection provisions n preservation... enjoy ur day


BTW op I de sleep go church wella o but never too de noticeable

biomedixexcel: People sleeping in church are robbed by Satan

Story.........

ijbeauty:

Lol........ Of course that's my NL age, in d real world am plus one....tnks doh

so u lied to us

BukkyDan: All of 'em people that sleep in church always make Ushers excited mehn....such times, I become an active Usher.. tapping all the bro and sis that have gone into another 'realm'. :DThe look on their faces when they wake up is not just funny but would make you wanna laugh out your lungs

Though ....I won't dare to wake them up, I don't need slaps and punches. All I do as an Usher, I try to ignore or if you're sleeping position is disturbing...like you're drooling, snoring...I'd just ask the person next to you to wake you up.

Sleeping in Church is not good o...it's embarassing o but sometimes entertaining.

share ur church sleeping experience

Is nat an ordinary sontin ooo.....
Prior to that fateful sunday, this my nigga Who is a bus driver had transported men, spirit and ghost in the name of passengers to and fro from 6am till 11pm saturdai nyt. He Hussle pass jack of al trade. He came home drunk wiv sleep. 8am on sunday mornin, the dushbag came to call me that its tym for church.
We got to church, met praise n worship session in Progress, befor I go say..Godspeed! Ma nigga don burst enta dance mood dey scatter church wiv dance lyk sai Im na terry G. soon it was tym for prayers after sermon n ma guy don dey nack hed for chair dey doze off at intervals( Im gast pay nature na). Na Im pastor raise prayer point! Some of Una knw as CAC dem dey Pray na. "Pray that the spirit of the holy ghost wil come into you nw!....*Aduraaa !!! (Prayyyyyyeeerr) congregation no waste tym to raise voice for prayer. ma nigga start to dey nod hed dey pray. " Holy spirit...into ...me...!" e no tay wey slip swip am. After 3mins pastor change prayer point to, " pray dat God shuld cast out all di demons and spirit of fornication, adultery, backbiting, drunkeness, witchcraft, and all the sinful acts in ur life! Aduraa!!!" See as we open mouth Fire prayer. Di nxt tin wey I go hear di Pastor talk in the midst of Prayer na sai anybody wey dey slip make dem wake am oo!!! Congragation lower voice dey check round. E b lyk sai ma nigga hear wetin pastor talk for dream cos e jst Jerk wake from slip com dey form prayer lyk sai im b no dey slip!! We jst start to dey hear " into me... Into .me...into me...into.me!! Di mugu continued from wia he dozed off on the first prayer point!! Laff wan kill sum people close to am cos di demons wey ma nigga dey Swallow @ dat moment ehn! E Pass wetin benin witches go fit battle. Na voltron oooo!

I dnt miss sleeping in church as @ last yr bckwards ; bt since i made it a point of duty to always sleep b4 10pm every saturday ... i hardly sleep in church.
Infact i dnt sleep in church anymore.
PRAISE THE LORD!!!

I only sleep during night vigils...I've never slept in a sunday service.

Therock5555: In my church the ushers are James Bond incarnate, one could barely sleep in that church, so one saturday which I did all night gaming. My eyes could barely stay open that morning and popsy would rather hang me than allow me stay at home on sunday morning. I put on shades and went to church, I was seeing double so I code for one chair. During prayers I was busy nodding my head, people thought I was praying but I was busy nodding joyfully in sleep land.

how dem take catch me bad o, my bible been dey slide down gently and so was my head, the next thing I knew my bible don crash, I jerked and almost fell of the chair, some pple been dey laf me for choir stand but I no send, I just got up slowly and went outside till church close. E no easy at all o

u got me laughing sooo hard.

kingphilip:
happy birthday dear
wishing u the very best life has to offer n pray to God dat you'll spend there many more years on earth filled with happiness joy and glory coupled with God's protection provisions n preservation... enjoy ur day


BTW op I de sleep go church wella o but never too de noticeable

Tnks dear

ijbeauty:

Tnks dear

uwc
hope the cake is still remaining

I normally carry dark eye glass ,so the usher won't notice dat am sleepling

Ma own experience too plenty.ave gat a better plan though.but twas a film on this topic.
Went to ma aunt's house in IB,a yoruba film(why always yoruba?) depicting the SPIRITUAL VIEW of why people sleep in church.
The 'evil spirit(always black and red dress,why not blue or brown!! )carried a powder and did 'fuwe' on some members and thus their head started swaying in rhythmical frequencies to sleep so sound,sweet and efficiently PERFECT!!
the spirit try pastor too for altar,e catch pastor and when halleluyah sounded,he started to speak in tongues!!!
@TheRock5555 guy i go hala u now!

never had any.

sat near dis nigga at d back.....u kn hw students church dy b 4 skul naw.....me n ma badt frnds jst dy fotoshop d broz lyf out.....chai. lolz

sat near dis nigga in church (u kn hw students church dy b for skul nw). me n my badt frnds jst dy fotoshop d bros 4 for back sit.....chai badt tin dy swt oooh...lolz

See me naa

daveP: Ma own experience too plenty.ave gat a better plan though.but twas a film on this topic.
Went to ma aunt's house in IB,a yoruba film(why always yoruba?) depicting the SPIRITUAL VIEW of why people sleep in church.
The 'evil spirit(always black and red dress,why not blue or brown!! )carried a powder and did 'fuwe' on some members and thus their head started swaying in rhythmical frequencies to sleep so sound,sweet and efficiently PERFECT!!
the spirit try pastor too for altar,e catch pastor and when halleluyah sounded,he started to speak in tongues!!!
@TheRock5555 guy i go hala u now!

Izzunnha: . Dear, once the church program is boring I don't waste time sleep.

lol we be partners be that.

Pls are u M or F

Therock5555: See me naa

hw far bros,wetin dey sele,i dey lowkey things o!

daveP: hw far bros,wetin dey sele,i dey lowkey things o!

I dey mehn, how tings? I don broke o any tin for boys, see my numba below

Therock5555: I dey mehn, how tings? I don broke o any tin for boys, see my numba below

i go try. I go try. Chai davo(hits head in the air)

daveP: i go try. I go try. Chai davo(hits head in the air)

y u dey hit head for air na