I met this girl on fb and we've been
chatting for 6 months now.

On sallah day, I logged in and saw her online, and we started chatting immediately.

ME: Hello dear
HER: hi barka da sallah.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my sallah gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u dey ask for sallah gift?
HER: Abeg oo. I'm nt a big girl oo. U
want to deny me sallah gift abi? ....I quickly went to buy a N500 card
and sent the pin into her chat inbox....
ME: dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls I was only joking. I will not take that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and I refuse. I cnt take anything from u.
....I quickly loaded the card and
transfered it into her line acct...
HER: You think u are smart eh? ....a
minute later, heard an alert. The msg reads ''N1000 was trasfered to you
from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: I told youu, youu shouldn't. ...(this girl wan prove big girl abi?) I used my
last N2000 to buy card, loaded it, making N3000 and sent it to her.

....Some minutes latter, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 was transfered to you
from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And I didn't
have any other money on me at the moment so I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he
was keeping as his rent, I told
him I will be expecting N24,000 in the next 5min and I will pay him back...I quickly bought a recharge card of N6000, and sent her the
N12,000..and I kept my phone close to
my ear expecting an alert... ten minutes later, instead of message alert, it was a call from her...''Hello dear, just called to thank you for the sallah gift..we'll chat later''

....chaiiiii!!!!(am sweating seriously)
Now, landlord is on my friend's neck
and he is on my neck too! What should I do?

So Funny.
But that's none of my Business.
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Oh My Lord!!!

We should avoid trying to prove ourselves.

not all of us are so foolish....

Ds is good menh u got me rotf

well, well, well, one word for u......womanizer, asewo. U fit sel ur car Bleep ashawo.

One word for you #mumu#abeg ur fb username make I use my girl friend acct chat with u

Hahahahaha

this joke certainly made my day

Mprex: Hahahahaha

this joke certainly made my day

It was real fun while it lasted.

Very sharp girl.

Joke section ASAP

Nice joke

Superstar007:
I met this girl on fb and we've been
chatting for 6 months now.

On sallah day, I logged in and saw her online, and we started chatting immediately.

ME: Hello dear
HER: hi barka da sallah.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my sallah gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u dey ask for sallah gift?
HER: Abeg oo. I'm nt a big girl oo. U
want to deny me sallah gift abi? ....I quickly went to buy a N500 card
and sent the pin into her chat inbox....
ME: dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls I was only joking. I will not take that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and I refuse. I cnt take anything from u.
....I quickly loaded the card and
transfered it into her line acct...
HER: You think u are smart eh? ....a
minute later, heard an alert. The msg reads ''N1000 was trasfered to you
from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: I told youu, youu shouldn't. ...(this girl wan prove big girl abi?) I used my
last N2000 to buy card, loaded it, making N3000 and sent it to her.

....Some minutes latter, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 was transfered to you
from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And I didn't
have any other money on me at the moment so I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he
was keeping as his rent, I told
him I will be expecting N24,000 in the next 5min and I will pay him back...I quickly bought a recharge card of N6000, and sent her the
N12,000..and I kept my phone close to
my ear expecting an alert... ten minutes later, instead of message alert, it was a call from her...''Hello dear, just called to thank you for the sallah gift..we'll chat later''

....chaiiiii!!!!(am sweating seriously)
Now, landlord is on my friend's neck
and he is on my neck too! What should I do?

that is quite for. Can we start a chat here? Send me mtn 500 and i will send you 1000:

I started this thread expecting an advice but Una dey laff me

Mprex: Hahahahaha

this joke certainly made my day

You're beautiful

Liability: that is quite for. Can we start a chat here? Send me mtn 500 and i will send you 1000:

Okay, drop your number

Superstar007:

You're beautiful

thank you

Superstar007:

Okay, drop your number

why cant we do it here in nairaland?

Mprex:
thank you

Whats wrong with your e-mail?

Liability: why cant we do it here in nairaland?

You suppose sabi that there a wolves lurking around. . Before I even post the pin them go dn load am

Dude, that joke is funny

She outsmarted you

Superstar007:

Whats wrong with your e-mail?

nothing

Mprex:
nothing

Okay, kindly ff back.. . Would you mind if I send a pm?

Superstar007:
Okay, kindly ff back.. . Would you mind if I send a pm?

Mprex:
nothing

Superstar007:
Whats wrong with your e-mail?

Mprex:
thank you

Superstar007:
You're beautiful

na so e dey start!!
very soon you go open thread talk say you borrow money from babalawo give this one

nickz: na so e dey start!!
very soon you go open thread talk say you borrow money from babalawo give this one

Lwkm
bros, no be like that

mstik: She outsmarted you

Sister mi abeg advice me on how to retrieve am na

Superstar007:
I met this girl on fb and we've been
chatting for 6 months now.

On sallah day, I logged in and saw her online, and we started chatting immediately.

ME: Hello dear
HER: hi barka da sallah.
ME: same to u dear
HER: so where is my sallah gift?
ME: Habba! Big girl like u dey ask for sallah gift?
HER: Abeg oo. I'm nt a big girl oo. U
want to deny me sallah gift abi? ....I quickly went to buy a N500 card
and sent the pin into her chat inbox....
ME: dear manage this pls.
HER: noo, pls I was only joking. I will not take that.
ME: pls pls.
HER: and I refuse. I cnt take anything from u.
....I quickly loaded the card and
transfered it into her line acct...
HER: You think u are smart eh? ....a
minute later, heard an alert. The msg reads ''N1000 was trasfered to you
from...''
ME: whats the meaning of that?
HER: I told youu, youu shouldn't. ...(this girl wan prove big girl abi?) I used my
last N2000 to buy card, loaded it, making N3000 and sent it to her.

....Some minutes latter, an alert, tang-
tang..''N6000 was transfered to you
from....''
chaiii..this girl wan try me? And I didn't
have any other money on me at the moment so I called my friend and
borrowed the N6000 he
was keeping as his rent, I told
him I will be expecting N24,000 in the next 5min and I will pay him back...I quickly bought a recharge card of N6000, and sent her the
N12,000..and I kept my phone close to
my ear expecting an alert... ten minutes later, instead of message alert, it was a call from her...''Hello dear, just called to thank you for the sallah gift..we'll chat later''

....chaiiiii!!!!(am sweating seriously)
Now, landlord is on my friend's neck
and he is on my neck too! What should I do?

Thanks for sharing this joke. You've made my evening.