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The Princess Secret by JazzyJ(f): 9:12am On Oct 16, 2008 |
A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left, he slipped a razor blade between the lips of her vagina. The King left. That night, three of the Guards did plan to Bleep the Princess. The First Guard went into her room. From outside of the room, the other two Guards listened. Suddenly, they heard the First Guard scream. He came out. The other two Guards asked why he screamed. Embarrassed, he said that it was so good that he couldn't control himself. This made the other two smile. The Second Guard went in. After some time? Ahhhhh!!! The Second Guard came out. The Third Guard asked what happened. Just as embarrassed as the First Guard, the Second Guard said that it felt so good that he couldn't control himself. The Third Guard smiled. The Third Guard went into the room. He went up to the Princess and lifted her dress. Outside, the other two Guards listened. Mmmmmhhhh!?! The other two Guards took off! The next morning, the King came back. He suspected that his Guards tried to Bleep his daughter. He told them to drop their pants. Each of them did. Two of them had sliced dicks, but the third one didn?t. Confused, the King asked why. He stuck his tongue out and said, ?I neba pry fuk ur dahta, I wet lik ur dahta?! |
Re: The Princess Secret by Pappyshoes(m): 4:56pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
JazzyJ sharing her true life story |
Re: The Princess Secret by trhymes(m): 5:09pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
funny eeh. |
Re: The Princess Secret by ThugLife1(m): 5:14pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
lol |
Re: The Princess Secret by ituen(m): 1:32am On Oct 17, 2008 |
hmmm |
Re: The Princess Secret by Gabry(f): 1:36am On Oct 17, 2008 |
The hmmm - ing means? |
Re: The Princess Secret by dreday(m): 1:42am On Oct 17, 2008 |
ituen,answer |
Re: The Princess Secret by ituen(m): 1:59am On Oct 17, 2008 |
this story pass me |
Re: The Princess Secret by Gabry(f): 2:23am On Oct 17, 2008 |
pass or no pass, u still have to answer or else face the blabla consequences. . . |
Re: The Princess Secret by ituen(m): 2:49am On Oct 17, 2008 |
if the blabla na from you, i go still prove stubborn |
Re: The Princess Secret by JazzyJ(f): 3:32am On Oct 17, 2008 |
no its frm me rite gabbry **now he has to answer** |
Re: The Princess Secret by just2nice(m): 8:07am On Oct 17, 2008 |
So,guys,hope you learnt a thing from the jOkE.Next time you want to take 'Middle leg' to the CAVE ,carry a torch along.It could be dangerous out there,you know . |
Re: The Princess Secret by ituen(m): 8:47am On Oct 17, 2008 |
Yes oh |
Re: The Princess Secret by romsky: 8:49am On Oct 17, 2008 |
tinks dat was from practical xperience |
Re: The Princess Secret by Gabry(f): 9:36am On Oct 17, 2008 |
Yes Jazzy you are correct |
Re: The Princess Secret by clemcykul(f): 11:38am On Oct 17, 2008 |
lolito |
Re: The Princess Secret by JazzyJ(f): 2:54am On Oct 20, 2008 |
@ gabbry thnx @clem ur lolito is making me lolitas |
Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 5:21pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]this is pure magun |
Re: The Princess Secret by Shaz(f): 6:20pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
Lol. . more lol @magun |
Re: The Princess Secret by dani1luv: 6:26pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
HEY SHAZ |
Re: The Princess Secret by princesa(f): 7:12pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
i thought they was a better thing to offer |
Re: The Princess Secret by dani1luv: 7:23pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
like. . . . . |
Re: The Princess Secret by princesa(f): 1:04pm On Nov 13, 2008 |
like a secret to hook-up fine and handsome dudes with fat bank account |
Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 5:03pm On Nov 13, 2008 |
PRINCESA hmmmm, that name sounds farmiliar u must have a secret i might have read of |
Re: The Princess Secret by cbase: 6:40pm On Nov 13, 2008 |
You just did, Blind Scholar |
Re: The Princess Secret by scholarist: 8:46am On Nov 14, 2008 |
close those things |
Re: The Princess Secret by Raysima(f): 9:20am On Nov 14, 2008 |
make mi. . |
Re: The Princess Secret by DamiD: 9:59am On Nov 14, 2008 |
ok I will |
Re: The Princess Secret by Raysima(f): 10:03am On Nov 14, 2008 |
oya, i'm watin nw |
Re: The Princess Secret by CuteAngel(f): 10:43am On Nov 14, 2008 |
Oya enter na |
Re: The Princess Secret by Raysima(f): 10:45am On Nov 14, 2008 |
push mi nw |
Re: The Princess Secret by cbase: 11:25am On Nov 14, 2008 |
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