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Can Your Husband Top This by whiteroses(f): 6:50pm On Oct 16, 2008
chidi the nigerian chick has always wanted a life size doll of her own since she was a kid, little did she know that her husband has plan to surprise her

Re: Can Your Husband Top This by whiteroses(f): 6:51pm On Oct 16, 2008
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Re: Can Your Husband Top This by arramyjay: 7:15pm On Oct 16, 2008
oh my god so cool.
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Sauron1: 7:19pm On Oct 16, 2008
Cheese n Rice!!!

Where will the cutting of the cake start from??
The neck or the heart?? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Emperoh(m): 8:19pm On Oct 16, 2008
Read about it on Yahoo some weeks back

Was done by a Nigerian in U.S. The wife said that that was what she desired to see about her wedding
Moulding a cake in her Image.

But where them go begin cut the cake self??
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Cristalz(f): 8:47pm On Oct 16, 2008
Aww. . .so sweet grin

But the cake maker could've made the cake-bride finer na.

Cutting will start from the neck. . .head will be severed completely. Then the chest down to the waist will be sliced in two equal halves. Cutting the rest won't be difficult grin
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Nobody: 8:48pm On Oct 16, 2008
That one is not sweet at all.

Nasty looking cake.

Abeg, I dnt want my husband to top it at all. eww lipsrsealed
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Cristalz(f): 8:52pm On Oct 16, 2008
Its sweet na. I mean,they missed no detail on the cake-bride. If you overlook her ugliness, shez perfect grin

I don't think I would like it sha.  .  .kind of weird staring at a dummy dressed exactly like me @ my wedding.
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by tope2000(f): 8:53pm On Oct 16, 2008
Ok
Thats one scary looking cake lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by chamotex(m): 8:56pm On Oct 16, 2008
its that meant to be a compliment, that ugly looking doll, no wonder the babe is not happy on the first pic, the second pic na fake smile
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Nobody: 8:56pm On Oct 16, 2008
Cristalz:

Its sweet na. I mean,they missed no detail on the cake-bride.[b] If you overlook her ugliness, shez perfect ;[/b]D

I don't think I would like it sha. . .kind of weird staring at a dummy dressed exactly like me @ my wedding.
lmao!
plz dnt make me laugh.
I dnt want to cough again grin

chamotex:

its that meant to be a compliment, that ugly looking doll, no wonder the babe is not happy on the first pic, the second pic na fake smile
why shouldn't she be happy?
she asked for the cake
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Sauron1: 8:57pm On Oct 16, 2008
Cristalz:

Aww.  .  .so sweet grin
But the cake maker could've made the cake-bride finer na.

The cake maker tried. . . .That was a good photostat.


Cutting will start from the neck.  .  .head will be severed completely. Then the chest down to the waist will be sliced in two equal halves. Cutting the rest won't be difficult grin

I will start from her belly and rip it through the spine of the doll!!!!
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by plusQueen: 9:02pm On Oct 16, 2008
Tufiakwa!
I will bind the demonic cake grin
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Nobody: 9:03pm On Oct 16, 2008
Not bad. . . but the cake's ugly.
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Nobody: 9:04pm On Oct 16, 2008
. . .but I don't mind devouring it. Cake's sweet. kiss
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Sauron1: 9:07pm On Oct 16, 2008
stillwater:

. . .but I don't mind devouring it. Cake's sweet. kiss

See her mouth like Cake. . . . .

plus_Queen:

Tufiakwa!
I will bind the demonic cake grin

Bind the cake?? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!!
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Nobody: 9:09pm On Oct 16, 2008
Jealous?
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Cristalz(f): 9:13pm On Oct 16, 2008
plus_Queen:

Tufiakwa!
I will bind the demonic cake grin

lmao grin Demonic? Jeez grin

@Sauron

What a wicked way to slice the cake-bride up. Head first.  .  .much better grin

Ruby

Its true sha,Chamo's right. The real bride doesn't look as pleased as she should,afterall she asked for the thing.

Anyway I understand. Imagine having another woman dressed exactly like you at your wedding. Even if na doll, na only one bride suppose dey na. And to add insult to injury, the second bride come wowo on top. Adding extreme damage to insult and injury, the cake-maker come double the bust size of the cake-bride shocked  grin
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Nobody: 9:15pm On Oct 16, 2008
shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin!
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Sauron1: 9:18pm On Oct 16, 2008
stillwater:

Jealous?

I can't be jealous of u eating the same cake u labelled "ugly".

Cristalz:

@Sauron

What a wicked way to slice the cake-bride up. Head first.  .  .much better grin

Forgive me manners then. . . . .
I would start from her thighs. wink wink wink
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by jenikadi: 9:20pm On Oct 16, 2008
@topic

what will madness and stupidity not cause?cake is even more demonic looking dan d wife  *sighs and shakes head*
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by chamotex(m): 9:21pm On Oct 16, 2008
The doll looks like a man!!! Looked like one of those transvestite that tried to hustle Ronaldo cheesy grin
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Sauron1: 9:23pm On Oct 16, 2008
chamotex:

The doll looks like a man!!! Looked like one of those transvestite that tried to hustle Ronaldo cheesy grin

The doll's shoulders remind me of Andre The Giant.
Cake maker was too generous with the boobs they gave the doll. . . . . .
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Cristalz(f): 9:29pm On Oct 16, 2008
I think the bride's pretty, just that shez not really smiling due to understandable reasons grin

See the first picture sef. . .see as the bride dey eye the cake-bride's chest grin How could her hubby have tortured her like this on her wedding day??
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Nobody: 9:29pm On Oct 16, 2008
~Sauron~:

I can't be jealous of u eating the same cake u labelled "ugly".

Monkey no fine but im mama like am tongue
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by chamotex(m): 9:32pm On Oct 16, 2008
stillwater:

Monkey no fine but I'm mama like am tongue

mama sef go dey wonder if na she born monkey
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Nobody: 9:32pm On Oct 16, 2008
Lol, you're not serious.
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Sauron1: 9:36pm On Oct 16, 2008
Cristalz:

I think the bride's pretty, just that shez not really smiling due to understandable reasons grin

She was pissed.


See the first picture sef. . .see as the bride dey eye the cake-bride's chest grin How could her hubby have tortured her like this on her wedding day??

The chest was boobylicious.
If ma eyes still gauge well. . . . .I would say the cake-bride's size is in the neighbourhood of 40DD. grin cheesy

stillwater:

Monkey no fine but I'm mama like am tongue

Monkey??
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by cooldud62: 9:39pm On Oct 16, 2008
now,this is romantic,
the kind of man that can do this to make
his wife happy will suck her every night undecided
every woman's dream grin
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by bigboyslim(m): 10:59pm On Oct 16, 2008
cooldud62*:

now,this is romantic,
the kind of man that can do this to make
his wife happy will suck her every night undecided
every woman's dream grin

are you a pervert. must everything be about sex?
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by TOYOSI20(f): 7:04am On Oct 17, 2008
cooldud62*:

now,this is romantic,
the kind of man that can do this to make
his wife happy will suck her every night undecided
every woman's dream grin

What does this have to do with the scary cake?. . . . . . . . . . . . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Can Your Husband Top This by Okijajuju1(m): 7:27am On Oct 17, 2008
First of all, let me say DAMNNN!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

That is one scary, ugly cake.


Now about topping that, Hells No.
My wife would be crazy to ask for a doll cake baked in her image at our wedding.
Look at her!! she is so pissed she cant believe that hideous cake is going to be the main attraction at her own wedding.
Dont get me wrong, it romantic as far as freaky romance goes. But Puleeeezee.
Couldnt she have asked for a carriage, a hot air balloon, a wedding on a yatch (Now thats my dream right there), or even diamond shoes.

Now, I think that cake would have been more appealing if it werent so big.

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