krall: a don't know but it was manageable

temigracie: ,,,enjymnt galore....

krall: It was just this afternoon and I was at my bank. I had urgent issues to handle with the CC so I skipped the queue and with some influence, I was sitting at the desk being attended to despite the grumbling I could hear from behind. I turned back smiling to get a good look at their angry faces when my eyes met with that of a young lady and then she froze, staring at me mouth open. I said to myself, "do I know her somewhere?". I continued my business while listening discreetly on her conversation with her friend to get a clue.

Friend: do you know that guy?
Girl: not really oh? He looks like a guy I know on nairaland.
Friend: are you serious?!? What's his name? I didn't know people like this could be on NL
Girl: one krall like that. I can't believe this is really him.
Friend: go and introduce yourself later
Girl: for what so that he will tell his rubbish stories about me this evening?? The guy is a stupid liar. Infact let me wicked him small.

That was when I got angry I felt so heartbroken at the hatred she felt for me.
When I was about leaving, she stood up and forced herself on me. I don't know how it happened but what people saw was my hand on her bosom as I tried to stabilize myself, then she raised alarm in the crowded bank hall. I started hearing murmurs around when one squeezed faced guy said," o girl I see wetin you do this man oo, you dey craze?" That was when people started attacking her and then she appologized. Nairaland girls are very wicked unfortunately I didn't have the chance to know her moniker.
The tables were turned around and she ended up leaving with disgrace while I ended up leaving with an apology and a feel of..... (You know the rest)

Dreyl: Troll Alert!This guy can lie like a pro

Dymondgurl: Hahahahahaha. But seriously, this gist isn't supposed to be in this thread but meanwhile, the joke was finally on the gal, some gals can like to show themselves sha

Dymondgurl: Hahahahahaha. But seriously, this gist isn't supposed to be in this thread but meanwhile, the joke was finally on the gal, some gals can like to show themselves sha

krall: don't tell me you want pictures . The girl knows herself!

Dymondgurl: Hahahahahaha. But seriously, this gist isn't supposed to be in this thread but meanwhile, the joke was finally on the gal, some gals can like to show themselves sha

rawpadgin: So u believe this cork & bull story? gullibility @ its peak

krall:

Dymondgurl: to be honest no one knws if its true or not and u proving if its true is an absolute waste of time. So jus go wit d flow and have fun wit it

okparaugo:

This girl fine no be small.

If you attend to me at a bank, I will forget my account number...

MrCork:


....ok...from our under standin...u work as a messenger and somebody send u to the bank...bro no oofeinse but wot has his thread gots to do with romance?

Dymondgurl: . Lol! Thanks

jimmy4x:
me, I like ur shirt and fresh skin

jimmy4x:
me, I like ur shirt and fresh skin

MrCork:


....ok...from our under standin...u work as a messenger and somebody send u to the bank...bro no oofeinse but wot has his thread gots to do with romance?

krall: mugu

krall: I don't tell lies

egopersonified: Krall is not solely responsible for anything he posts or uploads on nairaland, his village people have been making sure of that since 2005.

jimmy4x:
wtf!!!

krall: if you are my so called "village people" say it now!!!